The most screwed up things happen to us
A/N: Updated. Please re-read.
A/N: CHAPTER FOUR! CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FOUR!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyway…welcome to chapter four…it will be funirful…I hope. And yet again I hope you all will forgive my inability to spell and use proper grammar…-happy smile-
-SPECIAL THANKS TO- (for reviewing and you get the underline coolness)
Cheshire Cat lady: Yes…Itachi-kun is a pervy person…but he can not be seme…he would never fit the role…if your read my "LIVE DISSCUSIONS" series you'll see what I'm talking about –smiles- thanks for reviewing.
Shinigami: YEA REALLY!? They deny it because they have FEELINGS! That isn't hate XD. I love it. Yes Kisame will be seme…bigger penis is on top :D yay. As for scarring Sasuke for life…I have a different way for doing that. -Evil laughter- -cough- thank you for reviewing
Uchihacest: …HI JAQ! WHY ARE YOU READING OUR STORY!? XD…oh yea…I told you too he he he…well I'm glad you got sick –sticks tongue out at you.-
Pockyfreakincrazy4bois: thank you for your review…I know my original character is a little out of character but…she's psycho…I LOVE YOU MATTY!!!!!!
YOU MUST READ IMPORTANT! I need to explain a few things…like who plays what characters or played…whatever…
Nolena-Sama plays As …Nolena Sama, the waiter, the hotel clerk, Kisame, Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke, the old man at Ichiraku
Jaq plays as Itachi-kun Naruto, Sakura and the guard at the gate I think that's it
That will be repeated throughout the rest of my chapters with new people added to our lists. Ok!? Good -happy smile-
Note: It's the middle of May in this story…Disclaimer: DON'T OWN… and don't care…fuck you
Last Time:
Nolena stops in mid-step realizing something. "He is the Kyuubi vessel." Kisame looks at Itachi and Itachi looks back. "Well…" "Oh forget it lets go!" She grabs their arms and teleports them to where ever Naruto is…or is going to be.
THIS TIME…I think…
CHAPTER FOUR: Meetings and Greetings-
The key!
Bold is for whatever…
"These are for speech…"
Italics are for thinking
ANOTHER NOTICE: I noticed I screwed something up in this story that I thought was random and funny…so this is the revised ending version
"Whoa…dizzy…" Kisame stumbles when they land in the tree near Team sevens training grounds. They spot Naruto who is arriving after them run towards a girl with bright pink hair and a boy with black hair.
"HEY SASUKE, SAKURA!"
Sasuke smirks at the blonde and pulls him close to his chest by Naruto's waist.
"Hey dobe…" Naru-chan blushes
"Hey Teme…" Sakura glares at the blonde hugging her long time crush as Sasuke leans down to steal a good morning kiss from his boyfriend.
Nolena-sama stares at these people…especially the Uchiha.
"Itachi…is that you're little brother?"
"Hai…"
"He's cute…like you…especially with his little boyfriend Naruto…" She earns a glare from the Uchiha and laughs quietly at him.
"Is Kakashi-sensei late again?"
Sakura rolls her eyes.
"Of course Naruto you idiot. It's Kakashi-sensei!" The orange clad fool glares at Sakura.
"Mean."
Figuring it would be a long wait the black haired girl sits against the tree and falls into a state of meditation.
(-ONE BEAUTIFULY BORING HOUR LATER-)
"HELLO!!! Sorry I was tending to my dolphin this morning…" YES! Kakashi-sensei had arrived. Sasuke sighs bordly and ignores his teacher, while Sakura glares and Naruto is…Naruto. (He he –smiles-)
Kakashi's voice snaps Nolena out of her meditation. She looks around lazily…
"What I miss?" She spots Kakashi. "And he is…"
Itachi speaks up to answer her question.
"That's Their Sensei … Kakashi Hatake…he just arrived."
"Oh…"
A kunai knife is thrown up at them; which Nolena catches in her teeth.
"You can come down now…" Nolena jumps down first.
"OHAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi and Kisame follow.
"Hey Uzumaki!"
Sasuke glares at her wondering how this random girl knows his beloved boyfriend.
"Who the hell are you!?" Kakashi asks Naruto instead…
"Naruto do you know them?"
"YES!!! It is the girl from the ramen bar!!!" he points and flails arms like a maniac.
"It's the boy from the ramen bar!!!" she jumps up and down smiling insanely.
Everyone is currently staring at the two freaks
"Nolena-Sama…was there sugar or something in your ramen?" She gives him a long stare then looks at Naruto again.
"So you're a ninja eh?"
In Kisame's mind he is thinking…Kisame ignored…Kisame sad...
"YES I AM!" Naruto taps his leaf ninja headband on his forehead proudly.
"We are ninja's too, from water country! I was in Germany for the past 10 years so I could be around for much…"
This bugs Kisame-kun for who knows why…What is she up to? Does it have to do with the Chuunin exams coming up? ...
"Germany? " Question mark appears over Naruto's head.
"Yes Germany!" Nolena suddenly takes out world map from out of nowhere and points to where it is. "It's an awesome place there are Alchemists there!"
"Should we do something?"
"Nah…don't worry about Naruto, Sasuke…"
Itachi is just standing there doing nothing
"This is boring…" Getting an evil idea Nolena suddenly throws a large sharp object at the taller Uchiha that had appeared out of nothing... which he easily evades.
"Why are you so violent Nolena-sama?" ((ok this is important…Kisame will always call her Nolena-Sama and Itachi will always call her names or Nolena))
"Causes it is fun!!!"
"As I figured…" Kisame lets out a deep sigh.
Sasuke stands beside his blonde boyfriend eyeing the new people warily.
"Who are you anyway?"
"I am Nolena Takahashi! Brigadier General of the German army!" Naruto blinks at her announcement…
"COOL!!!"
"I'm … Katon…"
Itachi is about to reveal himself, but stops
"Er... Daisuke".
He yells at himself in his head for picking that name. Nolena begins laughing at Itachi because of his name.
((YAY ANOTHER FIGHT!))
"SHUT UP, BITCH!" throws random kunai
Nolena dodges the kunai. "SHUT UP TEME"
"SHUT UP, ANNOYING PEST!"
"I'M ONLY ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY!"
"I'M ONLY A PUSSY BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS ALWAYS IN MY WAY! WHICH IS INCREDIBLY UGLY, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH!"
"YOU ARE A FUCKING CRY BABY! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUSE BECAUSE I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!"
Team seven and Kisame sit under a tree to watch the two freaks scream about pointless stuff, for no reason.
"HA! YOU LOOK BETTER THAN ME? MAYBE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUT A LITTLE MORE! I'M THE SEXY BISHIE ALL THE FANGIRLS RAVE ABOUT!! I DON'T SEE YOU GETTING ANY FANGIRLS!" ((Me: Dot Dot Dot…since when does he like his fan girls? Jaq: since I said so Me: bitch… Jaq: damn straight! ))
"MAYBE THATS BECAUSE I'M STRAIGHT! AND I KILLED ALL THE FANBOYS!"
"THE FANBOYS YOU NEVER HAD!"
"WELL YOU'RE A FAG!"
"WELL YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKIN DICKSUCKER!"
Nolena grins, "Yes, yes I am."
Kakashi turns to the sulking Kisame
"Do they always act like this? They are attracting attention..."
"…Yes…sadly…" Naruto rolls his eyes
"Well it got boring real quick!"
Kakashi nods in agreement, "I've been waiting for Daisuke to hit her...Who would win?"
"Nolena-sama…you don't want to know why..."
"Oh…" Kaakshi returns to his porn book.
"I hate Daisuke! He is such…an Uke!"
"Bitch plz!"
"Jeeze…-sigh- your are so stupid...-changes moods- so Naurto are you taking the Chuunin exams?"
"YES WE ARE!!!" Naruto shows off his infamous Uzumaki grin.
"Yay! Then we'll meet up with you guys...but right now we have to go back to Water country then come back cause I need to do something..."
"Really? What is it?"
"I don't know…nor care…ask Daisuke" she snickers at the name again…Itachi glares.
Naruto wanders up to the glaring Uchiha in disguise.
"Hey Daisuke! Why are you guys going back to water country?" Itachi being Itachi just ignores him and turns away.
"HEY! I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!"
"And? …"
"Your suppose to answer!"
"Says who?"
"SAYS ME!"
The black haired girl snickers at the ridiculous debate about conversation…
"Daisuke-kun…be nice to Naru-chan…he's only a little kid…"
"I'M NOT LITTLE!" She giggles
"Right, right…sorry 'bout that…anyway! We should be going…we have far to go…" She sees Itachi and Kisame already leaving.
"Ok…"
"I guess I'll see ya later -gives Naruto 300 yen- Get some Ramen on me Naruto-kun! BYE!" The black haired girl runs to catch up with her 'pets.'
Naruto pauses for a moment and stares at the cash in his hand.
"OH MY GOD! SCORE!" Sasuke raises a dark eyebrow.
"What the hell…"
"I'll be seeing her more often." The black haired boy smirks.
"Cheating on me now?"
"No! –Smiles- but she buys me ramen!"
-§TBC§-
A/N: XD ZOMG! That was stupid and short!!! I'm so sorry about that!!! And Nolena-sama here loved it…-smiles- anyway…I hope you guys liked it as much as I did and sorry about the late update…much love guys…peace!
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