I just got back from the doctor, he told me that I had a problem. But I realized it's you!
"What do you think about Poison Ivy?" Alyssa asked Harry. The two of them were seated on a small couch in the Gryffindor Common room next to the fireplace. They were playing a game where they had Jonas Brothers songs on shuffle and were talking about their opinions on whatever song came on.
"Personally, I think it's about some chick who gave one of them an STD." He told her offhandedly.
"No way! They're abstinent!" Alyssa argued, wide eyed.
"Okay, three points to prove I'm right. One, Good Housekeeping. Two, the rings are 'gentlemen rings' not purity rings."
"Oh yeah, I forgot
about those for a minute." She interrupted. He continued with,
"And
listen here. They leave a space for the word bitch." He
fastforwarded the song a bit then handed an earbud to her.
Everybody gets the itch, everybody hates that.
"Bloody hell you're right!" Alyssa nearly shouted.
In the other side of the common room, Ron sat with Seamus and Dean watching.
"I'm getting kind of worried about Harry." Ron said to the other boys. "He's obsessed."
"At least he might be getting some!" Seamus crowed. Dean looked horrified and disgusted.
"From a first year with a Jo Blows obsession? Ew!"