Hi guys and girls! I'm back with another chapter! VERY shocked by some of the great reviews this story is getting! I'm glad you all enjoy, so without further ado, I present...
The Adventures of Drunk Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Who Stole Whose Face?
Exhibit A: You gave them the camera, not me.
The twins were running around the party, snapping pictures of anything and everything. A few times they ran into Haruhi, who was seriously getting down from all that liquor cake. "Another one for the album?" Hikaru asked.
"Another one for the album," Kaoru giggled back. They continued running around, singing about their newest album, 'Haruhi Fucks Everyone and Everything'. They got the idea after seeing the one and only Haruhi Fujioka, honors' student, somehow managing to make out with a plastic plant. They giggled, snapping many pictures of her nibbling gently on the leaves.
Kyoya and Tamaki stood in watch, their high point of alcohol going down, and now acting like sad and depressed homosexuals. They watched from afar, drinks in their hands, each other's in the other hand. "What're those dipshits doing..?" Tamaki questioned.
Kyoya looked at Tamaki, then leaned into his ear. "You gave them the camera, not me."
Exhibit B: Taking pictures of their 'toy' wasn't enough.
The twins caught Haruhi sitting on a couch, alone, flirting with the pillow next to her. They snapped a few pictures, when Hikaru got a devious smirk on his face. He looked to his brother. They nodded with grins on their faces, taking a step towards the couch. Kaoru tossed the camera to Mori, who drooled on it. "Take a pic," he said, giggling. The twins sat next to Haruhi on the couch, grabbing her on either side of her waist. She obviously hadn't noticed them until then; that pillow was very interesting.
The twins pulled themselves closer to Haruhi. She smiled deviously, nibbling on Hikaru's neck. "Take the picture, Mori!" Kaoru screamed, and Mori pushed down the button. He kept snapping pictures on their command, Haruhi sighed with pure pleasure as both twins sat above her, nibbling either side of her neck. Mori took many pictures of this.
Exhibit C: Hallucinations happen.
The twins were done playing with Haruhi when she shoved them off of her for a boy on the cover of a magazine. They shrugged; even when they were drunk they got bored easily. Hikaru swore he could see Kaoru's face on Haruhi. He blinked a few times and it disappeared. He sighed with relief, and ran to catch up with Kaoru. But when Kaoru turned his head, they both screamed.
Kaoru was wearing Haruhi's face; Hikaru was wearing Hunny's. They both immediately grabbed each other's faces and began playing with them, Mori thinking it was a twincest moment that needed to be captured and snapped a few pictures. The twins both turned to him, demonic looks on their faces, growling slightly. They were both shocked when his face was replaced with Haruhi's.
The twins ran simultaneously to the bathroom, throwing up at the same exact time. They should NOT be drinking as much as they did.
Alright, thanks for reading this! I know the twins probably weren't as funny as you guys expected! DX no need to bring out the pitchforks, please, CALM DOWN!
Me: *runs for my life*