Princesses! Oh Princesses! Princesses in Story-brooke!

Starring

Jaime Chung as Mulan

Emilie de Ravin as Belle

Robert Carlyle as Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin (Absent)

Sarah Bolger as Aurora (Absent)

Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan

Guest Starring:

Ginnifer Goodwin as Mary Margaret Blanchard/Snow White

Our heroines enjoy many hobbies in their new home in Storybrooke, including reading, writing, sword fighting, being badass, and knitting sweaters for the dwarfs, but they haven't been introduced to the modern day sports.

Until now.

Team Princess minus Aurora plus Belle (did we do the math right?) are currently at Storybrooke Community Center wearing some ugly sweatpants and holding up rackets. That's right ladies and gentleman, our heroines, plus the Charming mother and daughter duo, are going at it with the best sport ever.

BADMINTON!

"Okay, we'll flip a coin to see the team."

"But Mulan and I never played Bad-men-tons, Emma, it's injustice."

"It's easy; I wouldn't be surprised if you do well."

"Aww shucks Snow, you're making me blush."

"I'm flipping the coin!"

"It's alright, I'll have Mulan and you'll have Belle."

"MOM! WHY DO I GET BELLE! SHE SUCK!"

"I'm right here you know."

"Emma, sweetie, you have to play nice."

"It's badminton, there's no nice in badminton. Belle is a weak link, I'm not playing if she's on my team."

"Still right here."

"What if she turns out to be really great at badminton?"

"Then you can have my Hello Kitty blanket."

"…"

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"EMMA RUTH SWAN! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE HELLO KITTY BLANKET! I MADE YOU THROW THAT OUT!"

"I just forgot to throw it out, I'll give it to you if Belle turns out to be a great badminton player."

"It's all on you Belle."

"I'm I holding this right?"

"No honey, the part with the net goes the other way."

"Oh."

"You don't hold it like a knife. That's danger-OW!"

"Sorry Snow."

"It's alright."

"See, why do I have to have her on my team?"

"HEY SNOW! What does this plastic cup thing do? It's not very stable and it has a lot of holes in it."

"It's called a birdie Mulan."

"The technical term is a Shuttlecock."

"No one asked for your opinion you Hello Kitty blanket owner."

"I told you, if Belle turns out to be great at Badminton, you can burn it!"

"Why do you hate Hello Kitty that much Snow?"

"…"

"SNOW?"

"…"

"SNOW?"

"…"

"SNOW?"

"She's going in flashback mode."

"What's that?"

"You see how her feature is blurry and there's harp playing in the background? I think we're all supposed to stare into space."

"Oh."

"WRONG WAY BELLE!"

"It's hard to judge direction with a bad-men-tons racket okay?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"…NEVER YOU MIND!"

"And that's why I hate Hello Kitty blankets."

"Very interesting."

"Were we supposed to be seeing something Emma?"

"Just go along with it, or she'll be in flashback mode for another hour."

"Okay."

"ON TO BADMINTON!"

"I have a question."

"Yes Mulan?"

"Why is it called Bad-men-tons? Does it imply that tons of bad men play it? So does that mean like Rumples and King George and Captain Hook all get together to play it every other weekend."

"Rumples isn't that bad."

"But Hook is. I bet he'll crush all of them in badminton. I mean, have you seen him sword fight?"

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"…"

"…"

"Emma…Is there something we need to talk about?"

"…Nothing…"

"…"

"ALRIGHTY THEN!"

"ON TO BADMINTON!"

"But seriously though, he'll totally crush them. No offence you your boyfriend Belle, and no offence to your fake daddy in law Mom."

"None taken."

"Hang on a second. I think Rumples can totally crush Hook at badminton, I mean, he is the dark one."

"HA! No magic in badminton!"

"Says who?"

"Says….the rule book!"

"I don't think most badminton rule books have rules against magic."

"HA!"

"Can we actually play now? I have a Hello Kitty blanket to get back."

"That was yours?"

"MULAN! Weren't you paying attention in the flashback?"

"Just clearing things up. Gosh S-SFJHFGKJLDFSLGKHDSLJKGHLJKDF SOMETHING HIT ME IN THE EYE!"

"POINT 1 FOR TEAM SWAN!"

"I don't remember agreeing to that name."

"What do you want to name it, Team Rumples-The-Overlord-Fan-Girl-Club?"

"I'm surprise you didn't name it Team Hook-is-really-really-really-really-hot!"

"I'm would, but that team name is alright taken by those people over there."

"Is that that the fan girl nation on Tumblr?"

"And Fanfiction."

"Oh."

"CAN YOU TWO FOCUS? MULAN HAS BEEN HIT IN THE EYE WITH A SHUTTLECOCK!"

"Now you get technical."

"I'm fine."

"Can we get back to it? Team Rumbelle over here is getting bored!"

"I never agreed to Team Rumbelle."

"Oh, I'm sorry Emma, I guess we'll rename it to Team Captain Swan than."

"That will be very much appreciated, thank you Belle!"

"What? No?"

"TEAM CAPTAIN SWAN FOR THE WIN BITCHES!"

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"…"

"…Never mind then."

"So Team Captain Swan 1, and Team Raven Haired 0."

"See Belle and Emma? This is how you agree on a team name, by naming it something in common."

"What do we have in common?"

"…Point taken."

"We're both wearing black!"

"Belle, we're ALL wearing sweatpants."

"Oh."

"And I thought we both agreed that it was Team Captain Swan For The Win."

"Can we play now? OH, and we're seriously having the talk when we get home Emma."

"Gulp."

"Why do you say gulp and don't actually gulp?"

"Not helping here Mulan."

"LET'S PLAY SOME BAD-MEN-TONS! WOO!"

"Thank you Belle, I was just about to say that."

-Twenty Minutes Later-

"CAPTAIN SWAN FOR THE WIN WINS BY 5 POINTS! WOO!"

"I still don't agree to that name."

"Someone owes me a Hello Kitty blanket. Belle was amazing!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"YUH-HUH!"

"EMMA RUTH SWAN! HOW DARE YOU REFUSE TO HAND OVER THE HELLO KITTY BLANKET! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED. YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INGURIY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE! WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Belle dear, congradulations on doing so well in Badminton, Mulan and I are so proud."

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-Two Centuries Later-

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"Well then, good to see that all the comparison we made between you and Molly Weasley haven't got to your head Mom."

"I've always wanted use that monologue."

"Now McGonagall? Not cool."

"Says the Hello Kitty blanket stealer slash Captain Swan fan girl."

"I'm one half of the ship, okay? It just made it twenty times more awesome."

"You want to go get coffee? Belle?"

"I don't see what you see in that pirate, why can't you find a nice, charming prince and settle down!"

"Sure, Mulan, coffee sounds good."

"OMG! I'M NOT YOU MOM!"

And the famous mother daughter duo was at it again. Meanwhile, our heroine learned were introduced to badminton, got some coffee from Granny's, and learned the most important lesson of all, never get into a debate with Emma Swan regarding Hello Kitty blankets and Hook.

So there's a bit of Harry Potter, Hello Kitty, and Captain Hook, sadly I don't own the three Hs, which I really want to.

As you can see, I somehow manage to find myself in a Captain Swan mood. Don't ask questions, I'm not sure how myself. I don't normally ship this ship (EmpressPyrus, just shut your laughing right now), for reasons, but today I went on Tumblr for an hour and got totally hooked (puns intended)

So, yeah. I'll be writing this whenever, but I'll try to update every weekend before the show starts. Comment who else you think should be included in Belle and Mulan's adventure in Storybrooke, and what other crazy situation they get into.

~Lilies

P.S. I got off Emma's middle name Ruth on the Tumblr from this amazing blog called OUATCONVERSATION, or something like that, they're awesome, follow it.

KK!

PP.S or is it , I never know, just imagine the spongebob sign for 20 minutes later or 2 century later, k!