Me: Alright finally updated this story!

Aisha: *glares*

Me: o.o what?

Mario: *whispers to Fire* She still thinks your a pervert for making this story in the first place.

Me: WHAT!?

Aisha: *charges up fireballs*

Me: WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN AISHA! I'M NOT A PERVERT!

Aisha: Give me one good reason not to roast you, you nasty author.

Me: 1. Writing about a girl's diary who's a year younger than you isn't being a nasty author, and 2. This chapter focuses on Elsword being an idiot.

Elsword: HEY!

Aisha: *calms down* I love you now *glomps Fire*

Mario: FIRE AND AISHA-

Me/Aisha: *death glares Mario*

Mario: Oh Sh-

Eve: Chapter 4 commence.

Chapter 4: All Elbaka's Fault

Dear Diary,

I'm sitting here at the Ruben infirmary watching over the red dork's injuries. Rena got too preoccupied caring for the Elbaka and tended to his wounds. I on the other hand am about to give him a solid "I TOLD YOU SO" lecture.

"Maybe you better listen to me next time before running straight towards a hopeless fight." I lectured him with a smirk.

"Mmph, M mmphm mmm mmp mph!" His muffled screams of anger, at least I thought they were anger by his eyes anyway, tried to intimidate me. Oh yeah he got covered up in white tape surrounding his entire body. No way is any form of muffled chat intimidating at all.

"What did he mean by that?" Rena asked with a quizzical expression on her face.

"Oh I can answer that!" I quickly wrote down Elsword's unanswered rant when Anne, the nurse, translated his speech. "Hmph, I didn't need your help!" She exited the room right away, finding us a doctor.

"Of course you needed our help! You would've gotten in far worse condition otherwise!" Rena, the ever loving mother, babysat the brat about teamwork and working together. Me? I sat there triumphant that he'll think twice before counting the girls off.

Just then Anne came back with a heavily bearded fellow named Hagus claiming himself as the doctor with a...is that...THAT IS THE BIGGEST FREAKING NEEDLE I'VE EVER SEEN!

YES! BE A MAN AND TAKE IT ELBAKA! QUIT SQUIRMING AROUND AND TAKE IT!

"MMPH MM MMPH MMPH MMPH MMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" Ooh Elsword's getting his just desserts now. If only he wised up and let us tackle on the brute Banthus together.

The needle inserted itself into Elsword's skin, triggering a very big 'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMPH' that the whole Ruben village can hear.

I laughed the entire time Elbaka took the shot, served him right.

~1 hour ago~

"Stupid, stupid little brat!" I complained through the forest grabbing Rena's hand running towards Elsword and the Tree of El. I clearly remember being in a pissed off mood because she constantly asked me to calm down, each time making me even more pissed. Actually I remember using my staff to blow off some steam, literally, into a nearby Phoru (*sniff*). With that out of the way the two of us find Elsword near this gigantic tree, possibly the one I need for my powers.

A huge bandit with a scar on his right eye faced Elsword and let out a hearty laugh, unsheathing his sword to battle him in a duel (at least that's what I saw in the bush Rena and I hid in). "Don't underestimate a kid you grown up!" Was what I thought of Elsword's battle cry before charging straight to battle.

About 5 seconds later Rena and I had to step in with our magic and bows. Thanks to his reduced stamina for PICKING A FIGHT AGAINST A HUGE BLUE DEMON AND RUNNING WITHOUT RESTING, Elbaka received slash after slash of the bandit's ridiculously huge blade. Upon seeing us the bandit summoned more little bandits with a whistle of some sort, forcing us girls to face them while Eldork takes the pain (though not as much as the needle :D).

"RAIL STINGER!"

"LIGHTNING BOLT!"

Rena's faster piercing arrows and my electrifyingly awesome magic shot and incinerated the poor souls who got in our way. I didn't have time to stop the bandit from finishing off the idiot (I'd just say he would've deserved it if Rena didn't insist on keeping Elsword alive) due to our mana pools being depleted. Thankfully back home I got a gold medal in a national Darts tournament (with icicles) so I did the most logical thing any girl should do to keep fend off a male attacker.

I chucked my staff like a javelin straight to the bandit's most prized jewels head first (ouch not with the spiked part).

I turned on my slightly functioning telekinesis on and returned the staff right by my hands, Rena gawking at me with a wide open mouth the entire process. We proceed to dash towards the two boys, Rena worriedly rushed to Eldork's side but I pointed my staff right at the bandit's head, who doubled over from my previous attack.

I gathered some mana to burn the part of the staff facing towards him. "Now, have you seen a ring anywhere around here?" Man I must be SO badass right now!

"Y-You, I-I never saw a r-ring in my life!" He wheezed out while coughing in fits.

This ticked me off. I added electricity onto my staff to offer him a shockingly burning pathway to hell as an alternative. "Ok...WHERE IS THIS EL THEN!?" This surprised Rena as I shouted at this bandit's smirking face.

He laughed weakly struggling to stand up. "Too late shorty, the jewel's already back in me hideout." He sharply turned towards the bushes. "NOW BOYS!"

The three of us quickly faced the bushes for the incoming ambush, Elsword having a delayed reaction due to his stupidity. Here's the best part of the story, the bushes NEVER RUSTLE! I should've known this lead us to a trap the minute we turn back towards Banthus...

...Or where he used to stand.

He freaking vanished, possibly going back to this hideout of his. Oh Diary it's a good thing you're not a real person right now, I cast fireball after fireball straight at the sky at this anger, Rena calming me down after 3 minutes of this tantrum.

"We have to take him back to Ruben Aisha, maybe he can help us get your powers back and retrieve the El!" She reasoned with me for any possible way to keep that son of an exiled alive. Normally I would decline this offer after his rude manners (HELLO? I'M LIKE THE BEST DAMN MAGE YOU CAN FIND) until Rena transformed into that scary demonic look of hers, of which I nodded yes in fear. Both of us grabbed each of his arms and dragged him all the way to Ruben, the whole time he was conscious and the whole time the two of us bickered along the way.

Present

It's been about 10 minutes now since the red headed idiot took the needle and boy am I glad I don't have a crush on him (EW). He rubbed where the needle injected him after the whole ordeal (he took it around the left inner elbow I believe) rambling on and on about the bandit and wanting to go straight to his cave to retrieve the El.

I of course have a very simple solution to shut up this insolent brat. I asked Rena if I could use her bow, thankfully complying afterwards. They both had quizzical looks on their faces when I placed my staff into the arrow slot of the bow...until I aimed the spiky part straight towards the part where Eldork received the needle.

"Either you say you're sorry or I'm injecting needle 2.0!" I riddled with him.

"Tch." He brushed away from me (they removed his white tape after the shot), "I don't need to apologize for anything. You two got in my way." Oh acting all cool huh?

"Maybe you could use a chill pill, your egotistical hair is filled with it!" That's an awesome comeback I better remember that.

"In your dreams you flat-chested shorty."

...That's it. Diary, you no longer need to know what happens next.

*book closes* *sounds of furniture throwing and yelling heard*

Mario: *white flag* I CONCEDE!

Me/Aisha: *high five*

Rena/Raven/Eve/Ara: So when are our stories Fire?

Me: ._. I still gotta update Elsword's crazy story first.

Elsword: YES! HOW DO I KILL RAVEN!

Raven: AHEM! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Elsword: NO I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER THEREFORE I WIN!

Me: Idk Elsword...maybe Raven's right. I COULD just switch you out for Raven instead as the main character.

Elsword: *Destruction Aura*

Raven: *Awakening Core*

Elsword/Raven: *nods* *glares at Fire*

Me: *gulp*

Elsword/Raven: GIVE US THE BATTLE SCRIPT!

Me: NEVER! EVE GET THEM!

Eve: Understood.

Elsword/Raven: *white flag* WE CONCEDE!

Me/Eve: *high five* Damn right.