CHAPTR 3
we were at warfang and everything there was perfect and happy, the guards at the front gate all looked exactly the same for some reason and the door was open so we just told them "OUR PARENTS AM DEAD" and they said "LOL OK" and let us in, then we went to the DRAGON TEMPLE to meet teh guardians!11!
then a dragoness who looked just like ignitus but female and super sexy walked up to us and said "HI IM LAVAASH NOTIGNITUS THE FIRE GUARDIAN and IM IGNiTUS'S loNG LOST SISTER AND MY ELEMENTS ARE FIRE LAVA ASH AND SEXINESS!1!" then we met the other guardians and there aprentices who were going to be teh next guardians "THIS IS TERRARIADOR TEH EARTH GUARDIAN AN TERRADORS LONG LOST SON, HIS ELEMENTS ARE EARTH, ROCK, METAL, STONE, DIRT, MUD, SAND, PEBBLES, SLIGHTLY BIGGER ROCKS, WET DIRT, DRY MUD, GEM, CRYSTAL, DUST, EARTHQUAKE, MINOR EARTHQUAKE, AND DEMONITE ORE!" said LAVAASH talking about a earth dragon who looked just like terrador, the she pointed to the drago nour age next to him who had bright green scales and wing-shaped rocks for wwiings and said "HE ARE QUAKE TANKCLASS AND HIS ELEMENTS ARE EARTH, EARTHQUAKE, DEFENSE STAT BONUS, HEAVY ARMOR, AND DPS. HE PWNS N00BZ WITH HIS L33T SKILLZ" she kept introducing us to everyone. there was volteeer th eelectricity guardian and his apprentices who were his two sons voltorb who's element was explosions and lightning and zappy potter who's element was electric, magic, dark magic, and talking to reptiles. he was yellows with a tail spike that looked like a magic wand. he had big glasses and a TOTALLY NATURAL lightning mark on his head(but you cant see it under his black emo hair lol) and he kept yelling about griffins and and zappy wer ecompeting for the position of guardian because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. there were also CANDICE CRYSTAL teh ice and rare candy element guardian an her aprentice who was also her son Candy Crusher!(she was originally going to name him wesley but decided candy was better at the last 000.854763587835th of a second)
then they're were the other students, LOVEGEM teh popular girl who was white an pink with no wings an yellow hairand she hated me, her freinds EVILNESS TREE who was tiny and had trees for wings, _ who was grey with no spikes and blank black eyes, PRETTYFAIRYCLAW teh pink dragon with fairy butterfly wings and a cloud of magic sparkles around him!1! WOLFFORESTMOON who had brown fur and brown hair with no wings and super long claws in his hands(he's not wolverine so don't say he is), and DARKTERRORVENOMNIGHT, a girl with black an pink scales and pink hair and a spiked collar! i knew she was evil and working for EVILFLAMSPIKE as soon as i saw her EEEEVIL non-happy and darkness-based character design(also, because she told me she was evil and working for EVILFLAMESPIKE) but i didn't tell anyone or say anything about it because reasons.
"okay evry1 go 2 your rooms tomorrow we r going to see what elements you have!" said TERRARIADOR. then, LOVEGEM and her freinds came up to be mean 2 me! o nuuu!
"YOUR FAT AND YOUR MOM WAS A HAMSTER!" she said, and her freinds laughed and made me sad because i knew i was better then everyone else and it was sad that she didn't understand that so i went to my room. then SPARKLES(who i totally didn't forget existed for a few chapters) said "DON'T BE THE SAD TOMORROW WE GET 2 SEE OUR ELEMENTS THEN SHE WILL KNOW YOUR BETTER THAN EVERY1" and that made me happy so i went to bed and had dreams about pie.