I don't own the Legend of Zelda

In the early hours of the morning Ghirahim was making some final preparations. He had risen very early but seemed wide awake. He went over the list of what he needed in his head again. 'Clothes, toothbrush, mirror, hairbrush, phone, wallet. I think I have everything. I still can't believe they roped me into taking them.' Sighing he loaded his many bags into the boot of his car. Turning to get his last bag he saw Fi outside the house with a travelling bag of her own beside her.

"What are you doing?" Ghirahim asked as he hitched his bag onto his shoulder and started to walk back to his car. Fi followed, lugging her bag down the path.

"I'm coming with you." She said as if it was obvious.

Ghirahim stopped and turned to look at her. "No you're not."

"I am."

"I said no and that's final. You're too young anyways." He started to put the last bag into the car.

"I'm 19 only two years younger than you, so that's a bad excuse." She turned away from him for a moment and spoke quietly yet sternly. "Beside if you go without me there will be...consequences."

Ghirahim paused again and laughed at his little sister's attempt to threaten him. "Consequences? We both know that you're too smart to let anything happen to the house."

Fi's voice remained completely calm as always. "I'll mess up your room and throw out your clothes."

Ghirahim's laughter died in his throat and he looked at her in horror. "You wouldn't dare."

She lifted her head up and looked him straight in the eye. "Try me."

10 minutes later Fi was sat in the back of the car as Ghirahim went to pick up the twins. "You're evil, you know that?" He said.

"I learn from the best."

Ghirahim shook his head as he pulled up outside Link and Dark's house. Link was leaning against a wall, half asleep. Dark prodded him, and seeing the car, he got up with a yawn and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. "It should be illegal to have to wake up this early." He muttered to himself.

Dark grabbed their bags and pulled open the boot, only to find that it was completely full. "How long a trip did you say we were taking? I didn't realise that you'd packed enough junk for a 7 year trip."

Ghirahim was not pleased."I don't know what you mean, and that's not junk! I need all of it."

Link laughed but stopped when he saw the look on Ghirahim's face. "He's only joking Ghirahim. It is a lot of stuff though."

Ghirahim sighed. "I'm starting to regret this already." He said under his breath. Then he spoke out loud to the twins. "Just forget about my stuff, ok? Now get in before I change my mind."

Link climbed in next to Ghirahim and Dark struggled to hide his delight when he saw Fi. "I didn't know that you were coming along." He said as he gladly sat next to her.

Fi smiled, 'Her smile's so pretty' Dark thought to himself. "Ghirahim felt bad about going without me, didn't you?" Ghirahim didn't respond to Fi's comment.

While Fi wasn't looking Dark moved to put his arm around her but he stopped when he caught the death glare that Ghirahim was giving him in the rear view mirror. He quickly laid him arm by his side and avoided Ghirahim's gaze.

"Don't you even think about it." Ghirahim growled. "Keep your eyes and hands to yourself. In fact, Fi why don't you come and sit in the front?"

Fi had been deep in thought as she stared out of the window so she hadn't heard what Ghirahim had said to Dark. Slightly puzzled, she calmly switched places with Link, to Dark's obvious disappointment.

"Better luck next time." Link whispered in his ear in an attempt to sooth him.

Ghirahim was now satisfied and ignored the twins almost completely as he concentrated on driving. There was silence as Fi began to read another book, Link fell asleep and Dark stared out of the window in a huff. The silence was eventually broken a few hours later by the vibration of Link's phone in his pocket. He woke with a start and smiled when he saw that Zelda, his best friend, had texted him. Dark began to get bored. Watching Link sleep hadn't been very entertaining and watching him text was somehow even worse. The roads and fields out of the window all looked the same and the quietness was killing him. He sighed loudly but no one seemed to notice. He sighed again, even louder this time but there was still no reaction. He sighed heavily for a third time.

"What is it?!" Ghirahim finally snapped.

"I'm bored."
"I don't care."

"Let me drive." Dark whined as he gripped the back of Ghirahim's seat.

Ghirahim scoffed. "There's no way that I'm letting you near this steering wheel and don't you dare touch my seats like that again or you'll have to get out and walk. And stop moaning, we're stopping soon anyways."

Ghirahim then turned his attention on to Fi with a much softer tone. "Are you sure you aren't going to get car sick?"

"Very sure." She replied without looking up.

"Fine, but if you're sick in my car I will kill you."

"I know."

There was silence again but this didn't last for very long. Dark looked over Link's shoulder.

"Link, are you texting your girlfriend again?" He teased. No one noticed Ghirahim tighten his grip slightly on the steering wheel, he hardly noticed it himself. He didn't know why Dark's words seemed to annoy him more than usual, they weren't even aimed at him.

Link turned bright red."No..I..mean..she's not."

Dark grinned wickedly. "Sure she's not." As quick as lightning he snatched the phone out of Link's hand and held it out of his reach.

"Dark! Give it back, stop messing around." Link tried to get his phone back but Dark pushed him away.

"I'm just helping you out here, like a good brother." Dark began to type on the phone, speaking aloud as he did so. "Oh Zelda I love you so very much. I cry like a baby whenever we're apart. I'm begging you to go out with me so we can be together for ever. Love Link. PS or you could go out with my even more handsome and charming brother Dark."

"Dark, don't!"

"And send. Here you go Link, I think I deserve a thank you for going out of my way to reveal your true feelings." Dark handed the phone back to Link, who rapidly checked what messages had been sent. Dark had sent nothing. Link sighed with relief while Dark doubled up with laughter.

"It's not funny." Link said in annoyance.

"Ha ha...y...you really t..thought that I'd sent it." Dark struggled to speak through his laughter, and even Fi giggled a little from behind her book. Link stared at him angrily until he gave in and laughed as well.

"Maybe it was a little funny." He admitted.

Ghirahim cleared his throat. "If you've finished acting like children,I'm stopping now for a bit. Maybe you could get out and calm down." He pulled into a service station without another word from anyone, hoping that he'd finally get some peace. This hope was short lived.