500 things Ace can not do on the Moby Dick

by TheBlankSpirit

Inspired by second division prohibitions. It is a known fact that those with the "D" in their name tend to wreak havoc upon the world, Portgas D Ace was no exception. And that is how, the list was born. These are the five hundred reasons why.

4. rules 7 and 8

500 things Ace cannot do on board the Moby Dick.

Chapter four

7. I may not tell Thatch that there's a spider on him just to see him flail.

Most of the time, Ace thought Marco was a great guy. But man did his rants go on forever! Bla bla bla, lying isn't nice… bla bla bla, it isn't cool to pick on Thatch because of what he fears… bla bla bla… and it went on. Ace sighed deeply and nodded at Marco, saying dejectedly that he wouldn't do it again and that he was sorry.

Once the Blonde was satisfied, he left. Ace stood still for a moment before an evil smirk came to his lips. He had never specified exactly what he wouldn't do again.

8. Nor may I put the spider there in the first place.

Ace was back in slot one, Marco's ranting. This time though, Ace had a come back 'I said I wouldn't lie again and, by the way, I didn't!' at this Marco face planted. The stupidity of this teenager was mind boggling.

Later that night, the few people on deck could hear Marco's dejected sobs coming through their captain's door. Without questioning it, everyone pinned the fault on Ace.

Holly hell, what is it with you people? Don't you have school or something? (Like I have room to talk! I'm in class) but really, that many views in that little time, that has to be a record! Thanks though, I appreciate it!