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"Hiieee!" Hibari cocked an eyebrow at the scene before him.

Tsuna was crying his eyes out on his knees practically begging him to "bite me".

Hibari slowly closed his eyes in frustration. "Herbivore get inside. You're diluting school property."

Tsuna feared the worst and considered his options.

1. Follow Hibari and wait for his doom

2. Run for his life and get "bitten" by Hibari in two steps

3. Wait for a saviour to come (most unlikely)

4. Act cute in from of Hibari and hopefully the punishment will lessen

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(ding!)

Tsuna thought that THIS idea was the best thing he thought of, aside from the day he "ran" away from Reborn and his idea of..."fun".

Tsuna pointed in a random direction."OMG DO I SEE A LATE STUDENT OVER THERE."

NOW RUN LIKE THERE'S REBORN WITH A GUN BEHIND YOU... SHOOTING.

Poor, poor Tsuna.

He obviously didn't see the holes in his plans.

1. Reborn already used that excuse and Hibari wasn't going to fall for it again.

2. It was around noon and no Namimori student will risk their life to go into school now.

3. Tsuna was pointing to an empty roof...

4. Hibari only has eyes for Tsuna and Tsuna alone...

He didn't even make a step before Hibari grabbed his collar and pulled him towards the Reception room.

May his soul rest in peace...

Tbc...

"Please stop Byakuran." Mukuro panted heavily. "Urrgg I can't take it anymore!"

"Come one Muku-CHAN! Just a little bit more~" Byakuran smiled viciously while continuing with the activity.

"Stop it! Ah, ah " Mukuro breathed heavily as this strenuous activity was killing him.

"Muku-chan~~ THATS IT!" Byakuran quickened his pace.

"STOP RUNNING AFTER ME WITH HUMAN SIZED NEEDLE!"Mukuro shouted with the last of his energy before collapsing onto the playground exhausted to the bone.

"Well, well Muku-chan. You didn't last at all. I'm quite disappointed." Byakuran frowned as he prepared Mukuro for the injection by cleaning a little spot. "Don't worry after this you'll be ALLL BETTER!"

"Why are you cleaning a tiny spot over there... when the needle is like... the size of my trident..." Byakuran started pheromoning and flowers started to appear around him.

"Kufufufu." Mukuro deadpanned

"You stole my laugh... crazy idiot."

"You're the one driving me crazy." Mukuro gaped. 'CORNY!' Byakuran readied the needle with both of his hands above his head and the needle was still close to the injection spot.

Realisation hit Mukuro. He was on his stomach, his back facing Byakuran. Needle right in front of his an-

"WAIT! STOP!"

"Too late."

"!"

Reborn in another area heard something like a scream. "They seem to be having fun already. Good luck dame-Tsuna. At all costs AVOID getting Byakuran jealous." Too late.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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Tsuna sat awkwardly while two disciplinary members who were wearing the fashionable 'hairdos' were serving him... tea.

"Ermm... Hibari-san?"

"I hate crowding." The room emptied out in a flash leaving a pristine clean room.

Hibari placed himself upon the opposite couch looking intently at Tsuna not embarrassed about this at all.

"E-erm, H-hibari-san, w-what are yo-" Tsuna was cut off by Hibari's glare magnifying.

"Herbivore. Come sit here." Hibari was patting his leg slowly before dragging his hand up again to rest his chin.

Tsuna froze. Leg. Sit. Bum. Thigh. Tsuna gaped openly before steam burst out of his eyes.

"N-no thanks, H-hibari-san. Hehe." Hibari slammed his hands on the table in between them.

"It was a command, Herbivore."

"YES!" Tsuna scrambled as fast as he can around the desk and tripped over his own feet.

His head coincidentally landed into Hibari's lap suggesting a certain 'situation'.

Tsuna groaned and thought, This cannot get worse.

"KYO-SAN!" Kusakabe burst through the door and was petrified to the spot once glancing at their comprising position. "S-so sorry! I shall come at another time..."

"Report." Kusakabe stood tall.

"YES! Mukuro was spotted with Byakuran violating rule number #69 of the Namimori Rule book- conducting inappropriate actions on Namimori grounds."

Tsuna got up immediately and straightened his clothing trying to look presentable. Hibari was a hypocrite, Tsuna was dead sure on that.

"Pineapple freak eh? Kusakabe. Assemble the search team immediately! Prepare firearms and the such. Meet at the usual."

Kusakabe bowed deeply before rushing out. Hibari turned to face Tsuna.

Tsuna looked deeply into Hibari's eyes.

"Herbivore, I lo-"

Hesitation.

"-athe loitering. Go home now." Hibari grimaced and strolled away from Tsuna's disappointing eyes.

"My heart. Is beating weirdly... Must be the heat." The non-existent heat.

Tsuna collapsed unto the couch stressed by the day's events.

"Arrrghhhhh."

He bolted up instantly and looked around the room for the source of the sound.

"Heeelllllooooo?" Tsuna crept turtle-like towards the near invisible opening in the corner of the room.

"SHIT!"

He jumped backwards in fright. He could hear his heart pump loudly. He gulped down his anxiety and slowly creaked open the door to reveal a silver haired teen.

"HIBARI KYOYA I'LL BLOW YOU UP!" Tsuna was dragged down onto the floor with the student straddling his hips.

"Ehhhhh?"

"Oh. Who are you bastard? Don't tell me your Hibari's bed mate or something!" His eyes sharpened and reached into his shirt.

Tsuna frantically shook his hands repeatedly." No no no no no no. Of course not!" I wish.

"Really?" His eyes glowed into a dazzling state. "So, so you saavvvveeeddd me?"

Tsuna utterly lost so he just nodded his head.

"WOOW! I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH! NO ONE WOULD DARE GO INTO HIBARI'S TO SAVE A PATHETIC PERSON LIKE ME!" Tsuna looked at him weirdly.

"Neither would I go willingly in there..." Tsuna went unheard as the silver teen helped him up to his feet and started fussing over him.

"I shall call you HIME!" Tsuna was flabbergasted.

"HIME?"

"Yes! What a perfect name for a perfect woman like you hime!" Tsuna was close to fainting.

"B-but I'm a gu-"

"Don't worry hime! You're tomboyish looks are womanly enough! You can seduce any man you wan-"

Tsuna exploded with embarrassment and couldn't take it any longer. His eyes narrowed, turning the golden eyes into a bright orange.

"I'm a guy." His baritone voice silenced the area.

"..."

"..."

"...Don't worry hime! You're self-esteem will be one boosted up again into something fitted for a hime!"

The 'New' Tsuna growled fiercely. He tore his shirt apart and grabbed the teen's hands before placing them on his bare chest.

"Do these feel like breasts?" The adolescent flushed a deep red before blood dripped out of his nose.

"Hime is...so innocent." He fainted on the spot promptly.

"Aaahh! I can't take it!" 'New' Tsuna closed his eyes and fell without delay.

This is where Hibari comes in...literally.

If you are asking why I didn't make Gokudera call Tsuna Jyuudaime D: I HAVE A REASON

Well it's because Gokudera didn't really immediately call Tsuna Jyuudaime until something major happened WELL i will put an excuse why he will call Tsuna Jyuudaime.

But for now please enjoy Gokudera calling Tsuna "Hime"

For the person who said that Tsuna was too "dame", i will try to fix that D: Well it's in this chapter right? o-o

Anyway thanks for reading :D

I made it longer... just saying :D

And i would like some reviews... just a small hint ;)

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