A/N: After reading some reviews I got I am so ready for this chapter! Thanks to people who reviewed. I wasn't sure how good I did! Now time for drunken mother humor (the reason for mother's drunkenness will be explained if it wasn't obvious. because maybe I was the only one who noticed since I wrote it) and I decided I will be adding all twelve trolls. YAY!
After waking up from a surprisingly good rest you get out of bed and run to your kitchen. You put your frozen waffles into the toaster and go to your bathroom. You hear a noise and pull back the shower curtain to reveal your mother half asleep hugging a bottle of whatever the fuck it is (you need to get ready, no time to pay attention to that!) You roll your eyes.
"Mother, you are not a fish!" you say and yank the curtain back. Your mother doesn't say anything and you think she passed out. You fight the knots in your hair until your hair is smooth as silk and then you brush your teeth. You then apply a line of eyeliner to both eyes and add mascara. You go to your room and grab a purple shirt. You then grab black skinny jeans and a jacket. You change into your clothes and go down the stairs when you hear Kathryn open the door.
"Sorry I didn't get here sooner" She says as she sees you.
"It's fine. But I found out that my mother is apparently a fish." You say. Just then you hear your mother at the top of the stairs.
"Glub glub!" she laughs obviously still drunk and crawling onto the floor. She falls down the stairs
"Mom?" you ask her nudging her side with your foot. "Are you dead?" you ask jokingly since she obviously isn't.
"No" she says but doesn't move yet.
"Ok, well I'm going to school." You say as you go to grab your waffles and you walk back to the door.
"I love you!" she says as you open the door.
"Yeah, I love you to mom" you say a bit annoyed but you're used to her being drunk so you just ignore it. You and Kathryn go to Kathryn's car. The drive to school is short and when you get out you see four people wearing purple. You run over to the group with a derpy smile on your face.
"Looks like you're right, (your name)" Dave says when he sees you.
"I can't believe we never knew!" Rose says excitedly.
"Guys, we should probably go to class. We only have five minute." John says. The five of you walk to your lockers to get your things for class. Vriska glares at you the entire time you are at your locker and just as you are about to close your locker Nepeta runs over to you and basically tackles you.
"OH MY GOSH YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE WITH DAVE!" She squeals.
"How did you know?" You ask suspiciously.
"I'm psychic!" Nepeta jokes.
"Nep, tell me" you say and close your locker.
"I took Dave's phone" She says
"Why!?"
"I had a feeling that something happened and I needed to make sure! I ship you two together even though you technically just met but you two have actually known each other for a while!" She says while holding Dave's phone.
"Nep, you need to give it back!" You say
"I know, I know" She says as she walks away. You hear a laugh from behind you and you turn to see Vriska.
"So you're going out with that idiot, Strider?" She asks with an eyebrow raised.
"Yes, not that it's any of your business" You say as you walk away to go to your first class. In your class you sit down behind Terezi and pull out your note book.
"So, did Vriska make your life hell yet?" She asks casually.
"What could she possibly do to me or even want to do to me?" You ask confused.
"She could ruin your life or the lives of people around you. She normally does both." She replies.
"How does she do that?"
"I don't exactly know, but she likes mind games." Terezi answers with a shrug.
"Terezi, your making thiss sound way worse than it really is!" Nepeta says as she sits in the desk next to you. "You're only scarring our furiend." She adds
"So, she hates me just because I'm a klutz?" You ask.
"She probably didn't hate you until she found out you're furiends with John. Vriska is mean to everyone but she won't do anything to you as long as you leave her alone. I think we should be more worried about John." Nepeta says as she prepares for our first class.
"Ok, maybe I did over exaggerate a little" Terezi says with a laugh. The bell rings and class starts. Nothing important happens for the rest of this class except you now have a packet of homework. You go to your locker and pull out your stuff for Physics and go to your class.
"Hey (your name)" John says when you sit down behind him.
"What's up, John?" You say.
"I heard about what happened after I left yesterday from Dave in my last class." John says with a grin.
"Oh" you say and your cheeks become red with a light blush as you remember what happened. John laughs when he sees.
"I think you guys would be cute together." John says.
"Bet she can't get him to take his shades off!" Terezi says when she sits behind you. Karkat, who was already sitting down looks at Terezi.
"Well, obviously she can't! I bet he glues them to his face" He says
"She probably could, I doubt he would say no to her if she asked" John says
"Maybe if she put a gun to his head" Karkat says.
"Probably not then either" Terezi giggles.
"Can I have a say in this?" You ask
"No, you're the helpless prey to our experiment!" Terezi says while still laughing.
"Oh, come on! I don't want to make him do something he doesn't want to do!" You whine
"(Your name) is right, we shouldn't mess around with them like that" John says.
"Scared to lose a bet, Egbert?" Karkat says with a grin
"No, I'm not scared!" John snaps
"Ok, John, if we're right then you give us both $20. If you're right then we both give you $20" Terezi says.
"Oh my god" You mumble and put your head down on your arms.
"Fine!" John says and they shake on the bet.
"And if I decide not to participate?" You ask with a hint of annoyance in your voice.
"Then I win!" John says cheerfully.
"No you don't, then Terezi and I do!" Karkat yells at John.
"If you don't then shame on you" Terezi says to you. You roll your eyes and after the bell rings you just focus on your work until the bell rings again and you go out the door. When you get to your locker out of pure boredom and curiosity of how he would react you message Dave.
SK: Terezi, and Karkat made a bet with John that I couldn't get you to take of your shades.
TG: That was random as fuck
SK: I know right! And now they expect me to try.
TG: Aren't things like this for little kids?
SK: Apparently not anymore.
You grab your stuff and head to class. You sit down as your friends join you.
Dave's point of view.
When I received that last message I got a little worried. What if she decides to try? I thought to myself. I wear these for a reason: So people don't see my eyes. I'm not sure how she would react. But being the cool kid that I am I make sure that none of this worry shows on my face as I go to my history class. I have John in this class so I'll talk to him about it. I sit next to him and he looks up at me.
"So you made a bet with Karkat and Terezi?" I ask him in a calm tone.
"Damn it! If you know then that means that she won't be able to!" John whines
"Yeah, as if I would let you have the satisfaction of winning a bet that you shouldn't have made!" I say back as the bell rings and class starts.
Your point of view.
After an agonizingly boring class in which nothing got done you head down to the cafeteria. When you sit down you see a person that you didn't meet yesterday sitting next to Nepeta. He has long black hair and looks more muscular than the rest of the people you've seen. There are black shades covering his eyes and the lenses have cracks on them. His shirt has a Sagittarius symbol on it. Nepeta pulls the guy over to you.
"(your name), this is Equius!" She says excitedly
"It's a pleasure to meet you" Equius says.
"Hello" You say.
"Come on, (your name)" Nepeta says as she pulls both you and Equius to the table.
"Aren't you in my gym class?" Equius asks you.
"Um, I think so" You say as you try remembering your gym class yesterday.
"Equius, make sure you introduce (your name) to Kanaya!" Rose says. "She's in your class, too" She adds turning to you.
"Yeah, ok" He replies. Dave sits down next to you and John sits down across from him.
"(your name) to help me win this bet you're probably going to need to pin Dave down to get his shades off, now" John says
"I'm not helping!" You say and then start eating.
"I told you she won't help you, Egderp!" Dave said
"Shut up, Dave" John replies. You didn't realize it when you were paying attention to Dave and John but you noticed most of the people at the table were laughing.
"So, why don't you want to try and get him to take his shades off?" Nepeta asks
"Because I don't want to participate in a childish bet." You say
"Makes sense, we aren't in first grade" Equius says
"Shut up and make me a sandwich" Nepeta says.
"You already have a sandwich, and I'm not a butler" Equius says with an annoyed look on his face
"So where are you going to take her for your date?" you overhear John asking Dave.
"I'm not telling you." Dave responds
"So why is it a surprise anyways?" You ask him
"Because I said so, that's why" Dave says
"That's a terrible reason!" John says
"Shut up, John" Dave says. You felt a tap on your shoulder and you turn back around to see Nepeta.
"Give me your phone fur a sec" She says. You pull out your phone and she hands you yours. You then put in your phone number and hand her phone back.
"There, meow I can tell you whenefur I update my shipping chart!" She squeals. Once lunch is over you go to your gym class. You're the first one there besides one person. Being the social butterfly that you are you go over to talk to them.
"Hi, I'm (your name)" you say. The person turns to look at you and you see that it's a tall guy with glasses. He is wearing a scarf and a shirt that has an Aquarius symbol on it. He has a purple streak in his black hair and he looks down at you. His purple eyes look slightly bored.
"Hi, I'm Eridan" He replies. You remember Terezi telling you about someone named Eridan yesterday.
"It's nice you meet you" you say politely. You hear footsteps behind you and you turn to see Equius behind you with a girl in a black shirt with a lime green Virgo symbol and a red skirt down to her ankles.
"(your name), this is Kanaya. She's a good friend of Rose's." Equius says
"Hello, (your name)" Kanaya says with a smile.
"Hi" you reply.
"So, you met Rose online, right?" Kanaya asks
"Yeah, we've been friends for a while" you reply
"That's an interesting way to meet new friends at school" Kanaya laughs.
"Yeah, I guess it is" You say as Kanaya walks with you to the girl's locker room to change. You change into a black pair of yoga pants with a (favorite color) stripe down both sides and a black t-shirt. Kanaya has the same outfit on but instead of the same color stripe as you she has green. You both walk out to see the rest of the class is there and they go to change. Once everyone is back you walk over to Eridan and Equius.
"So, what are we doing today?" Kanaya asks
"Dodge ball" Eridan says as he runs his fingers through his hair.
"Uuuugh!" You say. You are a bit smaller than most people and when it comes to dodge ball you really suck at the dodging part.
"Everyone form two teams!" The gym teacher says and sits down in a chair on the edge of the gym. You all form two teams (you, Kanaya, Equius, and Eridan stick together) the foam balls start flying around the gym. You just barely doge one and it shoots past you into the wall with amazing force. OH HELL NO! You mind screams. You stand behind Equius
"Equius, you are now a shield!" You say and pick up a foam ball.
"Ok?" He says. Kanaya sees you behind Equius and joins you.
"Perfect." Kanaya says as she leans out to throw a ball. You do the same and hit someone in the stomach with the ball.
"Nice shot!" Kanaya says.
"Guys, I'm a sitting duck here" Equius says
"Shut up, and go make me a sandwich" You say quoting what Nepeta said earlier.
"What is it with you people and wanting me to make you sandwiches?" Equius asks annoyed.
A/N: So I didn't exactly know where to stop so I decided here was good. Sorry this chapter is a bit shorter. I was really distracted today. But any ideas for the date with Dave? I have a few ideas but they are pretty boring and cliché. Anyways, I tried to make this chapter a little bit funnier since it doesn't have any cute romance moments, so I hope I did well.