Pfft, yee of little faith. I update fast, I think. My teachers have this no homework policy... so yeah. And, the kids in my classroom declare IT a bad word. I just say It and they go like "GASP! YOU SAID THE WORD!"
I think guest are physic, I mean they know when the next chapter is! They don't have an email that goes like,
"Hey! New chapter updated on (INSERT NAME OF STORY HERE)"
Reviewers, OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! I'm glad you guys are laughing.
Disclaimer
Me: Let's have JUSTIN BIEBER DO IT!
Justin Bieber: Whoa, where am I?
Me: Go away. I don't like you. HAMILTON!
Hamilton: I have to train.
Me: I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you...
Hamilton: khbr23hw does not own the 39clues or pranks. Or JB and Selena G.
Me: Ok, you said it! Now lemme think... Of something good... To do to you...
Hamilton: NOOOOO!
Nellie Alarm Clock, only worst...(A/N If you would like me to put your name in for credit for pranks, tell me! Otherwise I'm not. This chapter won't)
It was 3:00 am, and everybody was asleep. Except for 2 people. Kristi and Jacob were wide awake. Well, not Jacob.
"No! That's the duck noise!" Kristi scolded Jacob.
"Wha? Where's Donald Duck?" Jacob mumbled and looked around. They were crouched under a huge tree in the front yard.
"Wake up!" exclaimed Kristi.
"Make-up? I don't want to wear any." Jacob murmured.
"Oh my flippin angry birds." Kristi growled and slapped Jacob. Hard. On the face.
"Ouchies!" Jacob whined as a red mark began to appear on his face.
"Now concertrate!" Kristi hissed.
"Meanie!" Jacob stated.
"It's 3 o'clock." Lilly whispered and inserted the flash drive. The flash drive held a lot of songs NELLIE was singing, mixed with a tortured muskret.
"It's ready." Jacob yawned.
Lilly rolled her eyes at his obvious yawn. "I'll do it. Go to the location."
Jacob nodded and ran off into the woods.
Kristi snuck into the house and placed the alarm in the comm. center's alarm.
"Five, four, three, two and one." Kristi grinned and hit played. Then she quickly exited the house before she got caught.
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OOOOOOH! ERRR-YOW! YEEEEEAAAH! WHOOOOOA... -dyeing muskreet noise-
Amy's eyes snapped opened and she stompped into the living. She looked at the clock hanging on the wall. 3:30, it read.
"What is that horrible racket?!" Ian demanded to know.
"TURN IT OFF! I'M DIEING! AND I'M A HOLT!" screamed Hamilton covering his ears.
"It's interrupting my beauty sleep!" exclaimed Natalie. The Kabras still looked fashionable even though they just got out of bed.
"Hey, isn't this Nellie singing?" Reagan asked. She had heard Nellie singing the other day while she was eating a (Insert burrito flavor here) burrito. Everyone seemed to be wide awake.
Then, Nellie singing turned into something alot worst. A muskret being tortured.
"My beautiful ears are being tortured!" Natalie cried out and covered her ears.
"Yo, there isn't really no difference. Nellie's a horrible singer, dawg." Jonah said, wincing with each piecring scream.
(OOC from Ali) "Turn this noise off! It's ruining my precise burrito babies! I'M COMING MY PRECISOUS!" Alistair whined and ran to protect his burritos.
Everybody began to complain at once. Nellie was still asleep. Dang, the World War II could be happining and she still be asleep.
"DAN WHAT DID YOU DO?" Amy yelled at the top of her lungs.
"NEVER BLAME THE NINJA LORD!" Dan screamed and accindentaly punched Reagan..
"Great start to some family reunion." snorted Madison.
"You hit me!" Reagan growled and began to use her 'wrestling moves' on Dan.
"OH MY GOD! STOP! IT'S HURTS SO BAD!
"Turn it off! Ned's going to get a headache!" Sinead cried. Ned's lips and nose were twitching.
"OWWW!" Ned cried and his face contorted into full time pain.
"Ned!" Sinead was worried now. Then, Ned began doing the polka. Ted joined. Then everybody began to dance the polka. Except Natalie and Ian.
The noise turned down and everybody gave a sigh of relief. Everybody went back to their rooms. But Nellie didn't know everybody was awake so she was running down the hallways singing.
"Oh noo!" Amy moaned and put the pillow over her head. She didn't notice the slap from a high five outside. Or the fact she randomly danced the polka...
The Classic, Ian and Saladin bit
"KARATE CHOP!" Dan yelled and karate chopped Natalie's plate. The breakfast on the plate flew off and landed on Natalie.
"Daniel!" she shrieked. "I will kill you!" With those words she ran to change. Dan bowed respectively to Ian and did the same thing.
"HIYA!"
"No, Daniel. You blithering idiot." Ian scowled and caught Dan's wrist as it was thrust down.
"It is DAN! D for DAN, A for AWESOME and N for NINJA!" Dan exclaimed and ran out of the kitchen.
"I-I'm done." Amy said quietly and went to the library.
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Everybody left until Ian and Saladin were the only one's in the kitchen.
"We meet again beast." Ian scowled.
"Mrrrp!" Saladin hissed angerly. It probably meant I'm not a beast! I'm a mean, lean, fighting machine! Now, give me red snapper or face my wrath!
"Good bye, cat." Ian spat the word out and went to the bathroom. He needed to empty his bladder. Like, right now. (Kabras DO pee. I mean like, where does it go then? Into their feet and stay there forever?)
Kristi and Jacob dropped from the ceiling in Ian's room.
"I hope boys don't pee fast." Kristi whispered.
"Ask me, I would know." grinned Jacob and replaced Ian's colonge with red snapper juice. Jacob had to juice red snapper. They heard the sink beggining to run. Kristi and Jacob zipped up onto the ceiling and crawled out the door.
Before they left, Kristi and Jacob heard the satyfiing spritz from the bottle. They grinned at each other and Jacob mouthed, "Unicorns forever."
But of course, Kristi didn't understand that. She was to busy doing her mental happy dance.
We're going to get Ian
Smelling re-ed snapper!
Who's the most evilist of them all?
It's the Kabras, the Kabras!
Who will eat pancakes most of all
It's Ian Ooh It's Ian!
It rhymed at least... At the it's Ian part...
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Saladin was stalking Ian. Stalking him for 3 hours straight. Dan picked Saladin up but then leaped out of Dan's arm and followed Ian.
"Yo, why is Saladin stalking Ian?" Jonah asked.
"I LOVE CUPCAKES! LALALALA!" Phoenix sang, skipping around. He had a sugar rush, but Phoenix was a calm kid. Hopefully.
"What? The cat is stalking me?" Ian said and turned around.
"Where is that smell coming from?" Natalie asked and wrinkled her nose.
"Smells like red snapper..." Nellie said.
"I HEART UNICORNS! GO WIZARDS! POOF! ALAKAZAM!" Phoenix exclaimed and began to hit everybody.
"This is getting creepy..." Reagan said.
Amy took a whiff of the air and turned towards Ian.
"You smell like red snapper." she said. On queoe, Saladin jumpped at Ian and began to attack him.
"GET THIS CAT OF ME! THIS IS A FITTED ARMIAN (Oh, no! Can't spell it!) SHIRT!" Ian screamed and fell down. Then down, down, down, down... Oh! He was rolling down a huge hill! That ended with cautus's.
"Some peace bonding thing..." Amy muttered.
"I AM ALL ALMIGHTY! FEAR MY FLUFFINESS! FEAR IT OR DIIIE!" Phoenix yelled. Jonah shrugged and jumpped on the table sing,
Baby baby baby oooh!
Like baby baby baby nooo!
Like a baby baby baby ooh!
I thought you'll always be mind-ind.
I-I love you like a love song baby! I-I love you like a love song baby...!
"A DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMMANADE STAND AND HE SAID TO THE MAN, RUNNING THE STAND..." The holts yelled at the top of their lungs.
If you can't beat 'em, join them!
Dan began to go all ninja on everybody.
The Starling's were yelling something about non-realistic facts like, "If you eat apples, you'll get apple-itus. It's where you grow a blue mustache and burp apple shaped bubbles!"
Nellie bit into an apple and turned pale.
Amy and anybody else who was still sane, slowly inched their way back into the mansion.
Who knew, Saladin attacking Ian could create this Cahill chaos?
Red socks and Holt track suits...
Nellie went to get something for to do the laundry. (I DON'T DO LAUNDRY SO I CAN'T BE ANY MORE SPECIFIC)
A red sock, dramaticly, fell from the ceiling and into the Holt's white laundry...
"Holt, get ready to meet pink..." Jacob mumbled and dropped four, tiny balls into the machine. Kristi was humming a tune under her breath.
Nellie walked in and started the mahcine. Of course she closed the lid.
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"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES?!" Hamilton yelled staring at his pink track suits. Then, a song began to play...
Embrace the silence...
"THERE IS NO SILENCE!" Hamilton yelled and the door burst opened.
"What happened to our clothes!?" exclaimed Madison holding up three pairs of pink tracksuits.
"Ditto." growled Reagan holding her's up.
And there's nothing you can do to change my mind.
Taken all that you WANTED!
Now there's nothing you can do to change my mind.
Hold on, little girl.
The end is soon to come
Sick of it all, sick of it all!
We will NOOOT follow
Sick of it all, sick of it all.
They don't understand how...
Sick we are, sick we are
Of this BOOOTOMLESS
Pit
Of
Lies.
Behind close EYES!
"Where is that COMING FROM!" yelled Madison and angerly punched the desk. It spilt in two. The three Holt's began rampaging but then the device began to explode...
Hamilton's now had glittering hearts all around it and it said, on the back, "I'm a UNICORN lover!"
Madison had brightly, girly, double rainbows all over and a tag that read, "It's soo intense. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"
Reagan had flowery print all over and sparkled in the light.
Natalie walked by and burst out laughing. "I love unicorns too Hamilton!" Natalie joked and walked away.
"I want to strangle her so bad..." Madison said.
"I know, right?" Reagan said.
"I will now ALWAYS HATE unicorns..." Hamilton mumbled.
"ENJOY THE PINK!" someone yelled and slapped them on the face.
"Who did that?" Madison growled.
Another slap.
"OH MY GOD! WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?" Hamilton yelled.
"I am the magical angry bird! Woo hoo!" a vioce whispered softly...
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The Holt's emerged wearing the pink track suits.
"What happened dude?" Jonah asked, stiffling a laugh.
"Is that a double rainbow outside?" Ian teased.
"Finally you're wearing a fashional color. That purple was just horrifying!" Natalie said.
"Embracing the pink?" snickered Dan.
"Do you wear these all the time?" Phoenix answered.
"Um..." Amy mumbled and went back to her book.
"Why are you three wearing pink?" AListair asked.
Nellie was no where to be seen.
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Kristi looked at Jacob. Jacob looked at Kristi.
"Blueberry pancakes." they both agreed and told the waitress. Hmm... How are the CAhills? Are they pleased?
IAN
"I am not pleased." Ian growled and yelpped as a catus needled was pulled out from his bum.
"Woof woof!" barked...
BUFFY!
Yawn, the chapter is finsihed. I didn't use all of them, I'm really tired.
I'm sorry if this wasn't funny enough...
Well... um that's all I have to say...
Oh yeah, Return of the Buffy! MWAHAHAHA
Night yo-yos!
Jonah: You will nevah be like Da Wiz!
Me: I'm not spell checking Jonah
Jonah: What does that mean?
Me:
khbr23hw- logged off.