OMG! In the face of ultimate Insanity...
Vampire kitty:
If you ever do really face ultimate insanity... please run.
Of coarse, these Ninjas didn't get the memo.
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Heylin Princess:
When the heck are the readers going to face
ultimate insanity? Sheesh! And why the heck are you
laughing? You are so weird.
Vampire kitty: --
Whatever... Just start the story.
Kiba and Shino are playing hopscotch when a huge stampede of ducks come charging at them! So then they start running because it's obvious that only an idiot could face the evil ducks of doom! Then a super potato comes and starts yelling at everyone in the village. Naruto is still stuck in the 1960's since we're still trying to get him back. Everyone is freaking out and Gaara starts making ice cream for everybody because the squirrels told him to. So then his demon platypus unleashes its evil homicidala... something... ok basically Gaara is killing everyone. But then everyone got mad because Gaara was trying to kill them. Rock Lee is shopping for the new Brittany Spears Cd when he sees that Gaara is killing everyone. Then he just keeps looking and looking and looking and then he goes back to shopping for the Cd. Now everybody is doomed except for pie because Gaara is just killing rabbits and people. Then the people got so mad that they voted him off the planet. Then 1000 pounds of pudding fell on them and they died. Nobody can vote Gaara off the planet while I'm telling the story! So Ha!
Then the whole world turns into a giant pretzel. So then Hinata and Neji had to find the golden toothpaste of truth to restore the world to it's rightful state. And no. they did not get squished by the pudding. They like to eat sushi so the pudding could not hurt them. So then they set out on a short adventure to find golden toothpaste. They went to the hardware store and bought gold paint and put it all over their toothpaste. Then the world was no longer a giant pretzel and now world hunger is no longer umm... not existing? Well anyway now I gotta go because I'm being chased by a bunch of angry hobos.
P.S.
How I am typing and running at the same time does not have anything to do with the story so please don't ask how I can do that. I just can. So Please do not think too much about it. Oh, by the way if you weren't wondering how I'm typing and running at the same time just forget I said anything about it.
So good bye until the next chapter!!