Title: Dirty Puzzleshipping Jokes
Joke: Sandwich
Part: 4
Author: DaakuKitsune
Warnings: Dirty Jokes ((XD)), Teenage/adult humor, either mentioned or actual sex scenes, pervertedness all around, MPREG, Shota-con (which is actual boyxboy, not teenxteen, or manxman), shounen-ai and yaoi
Genre: Humor/Smut
Pairings: YxY ((XD))
Overall Rating: NC-17 ((cuz I says so))
Disclaimer: Own nuttin.
Description: Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping.
Notes: Teehee! XD You all really like dirty puzzleshipping, ne? Okay, I asked one of my friends for a dirty joke they knew, and this is only one she could think of off hand. x3

It's kinda like the first one, so I made it into a sequel of "Cupcakes!"

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Mokuba was once again staying with Yuugi and Yami. Despite the 'cupcake' incident, Seto had no alternative babysitters; that and Bill Gates refused to die.

This time, it was Yami who took Mokuba out while Yuugi tended the shop. Sugoroku had gone on an extended vacation, claiming he needed to get some "decent sleep at least once in a while."

Remembering how the zoo expedition had gone, Yami thought the park would be a safer bet. As the two walked through the park, they passed two squirrels having sex.

"Yami! Are they making cupcakes!"

Yami twitched, already knowing this wouldn't end well. "No Mokuba, they're... er... making sandwiches."

As Mokuba once again appeared a bit too interested, Yami took his hand and quickly lead him away from the rabid sex squirrels.

A little while later they happened upon two dogs having sex. Before Mokuba could ask anything, Yami again said they were making a sandwich and quickly lead him away.

Thankfully for Yami, they ran across no other rabid sex animals.

A couple days later, Seto returned and went to the Kame Game Shop to pick up his brother.

"Setoooooo!" Mokuba literally attacked his brother in a hug.

Yami and Yuugi were standing back and watching the adorable brother moment.

"Mokuba, how was your stay?" Seto asked while glancing at Yami and Yuugi with narrowed eyes.

"It was great!" There was a short pause. "I saw Yami and Yuugi making a sandwich!"

Seto raised an eyebrow as Yuugi and Yami exchanged confused glances.

"What do you mean Mokuba?" Seto asked, his voice promising pain for the two Mutou's if they traumatized his brother again.

"Well, Yami took me to the park and we saw animals making sandwiches! And then last night I went into Yami and Yuugi's bedroom and they had to have been making a sandwich because Yami had mayonnaise all over his mouth!"

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