Age is an issue of mind and matter. If you don't mind, then it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain
"Shinobu, stop trying to pester me into sleeping with you."
"Please."
Miyagi sighed, "Kid, I'm old enough to be your father. Heck, I can barely get it up any more!"
"Miyagi!" Shinobu whined. "I don't care about that. Please!"
"Fine..." This is probably the best I'm going to get, anyway.