Monkey: Please put down the pitchforks and all other weapons of mass destruction!! I know I haven't updated this story in like forever and I'm so sorry!

*Dodges all things deadly thrown at her. Catches a cookie some reader threw because they had nothing else with them.*

Cookee: You're gonna get killed.

Monkey: OMG! You're here! Does that mean that you'll write into this story??

Cookee: Yeah, eventually. The next chapter will be mine...maybe.

Monkey: Sweet! *Dodges more weapons and catches a grenade by accident.* Oh shit.

EXPLODE!!

Cookee: Well since Monkey's gone, I'll say it. Enjoy the chapter. :)

The door opened and slammed shut. A fifteen year old Sayu happily ran down the stairs.

"Hello Light! How are—"

"Not in the mood." Light walked past her and up the stairs, going into his room. He locked it behind him.

Sayu rolled her eyes. She ran back up the stairs and towards her brother's room. She pounded on the door.

"Light!!"

"Go away!"

"Not until you tell me what's got you bitchy like a PMSing girl!"

"…I'm definitely not telling you after that!"

"Come on! You can't be in there forever and I can keep this up for a long time!"

Light paused and rummaged through his stuff. "Damn it! You took all my chips!"

"Well duh! You've been bitchy for days! Without any food in there, I know you'll come out soon!"

Light grew silent. Sayu smirked. She heard him opening something.

The window.

"Oh no you don't!" Sayu said. She backed up from the door and gave it one strong kick, knocking it back off its hinges. Running into the room and over the door, she saw Light was halfway out his window.

"Shit," Light cursed. He was about to jump out when Sayu grabbed him by the back of his shirt and pulled him back into the room. He landed on his butt then quickly stood up. Sayu tackled him to the ground and the two wrestled for a bit. Finally, Light shoved Sayu off. She fell then stood up before her brother could. She kicked him in the chest and kept her foot there.

Sayu grinned. "Now do you wanna tell me what's up, dear brother?" She knew she had won.

Light eyed the three inch stilettos warily. How the hell could she even do all that in those?! That proved it. Sayu was a demon straight out of Hell.

He sighed. "I've got this psycho stalker that's creeping the hell out of me. I'm getting scared that he might get me and rape me or rape and kill me."

"Today you came in a mood worse than before," Sayu pointed out. Normally Light would bitch about something before going to his room.

"He chased me home."

"Who is this fucker?! I'll kill him!"

"I don't know, I've only seen him today and I don't know his name."

Sayu sighed. "Bet now you regret being Mr. Genius Pretty Boy, huh?"

Light rolled his eyes. "Just promise me you won't do anything."

"And wait until this fucker rapes and or kills you? Hell no!"

"Sayu!"

"But—"

"No!"

"Fine!"

"Alright then."

"Yeah, whatever."

A minute of silence passed.

"Sayu?"

"Yeah?"

"Mind getting your foot off my chest?"

"Oh yeah. Sorry 'bout that." She removed her foot.

"It's cool." Light sat back up. "Come on, I'll make us something to eat." He stood up and left his room, ignoring the now busted door.

"Ok." Sayu was kind of glad her dad was away on a business trip and her mom was visiting a relative.

This meant she could mess around and not get in trouble. Light wasn't as scary as he thought he was.

Sayu laughed. She thought about the promise she made. She promised she wouldn't do anything, but she never promised someone else couldn't do something.

She smirked evilly. This was going to be fun.

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Light was getting to know his paranoid side. He was walking to his friend L's house. Every couple minutes, he would look over his shoulder, expecting his stalker to be there. And he probably was but Light couldn't tell. Oh well. He told L if he didn't make it to his house today, the stalker got him. And if he died, he would haunt L. L had laughed until Light said he was serious.

Mikami Teru was having fun stalking—er, following, Light. It made him feel like a giddy schoolgirl. Speaking of schoolgirls, Mikami wondered what Light would look like in a schoolgirl outfit. Mikami squealed in his head. The first time he met Light, two weeks ago, Mikami thought Light was an angel sent from heaven. Or it could've been the angel outfit he had been wearing that day because he lost a bet to his sister, Sayu.

"Yes, you are my angel!" Mikami said to himself. He smiled happily. And he was following Light right now, so it touched him to see that Light was looking for him.

"Yay! When he sees me, he'll proclaim his love for me and we can live happily ever after! Then we can talk about that schoolgirl outfit…" Mikami said. Surprisingly, no one heard him. Apparently, no one was paying attention. Or no one cared really.

Sayu was trying her hardest not to snap in the middle of the street. She was following Mikami who was following Light who had no idea what was going on.

Sayu couldn't believe her brother was this stupid! He's supposed to be a genius! Why the hell couldn't he tell his stalker was right behind him! And the fool was talking to himself too! How can Light not see or hear that?!

But Sayu had promised she wouldn't do anything so she waited. She saw Light turn around and mentally swore for she didn't have a hiding spot, he would definitely see her!

Light looked around then went back to facing forward. Sayu's jaw dropped.

"Are you kidding me?!" Sayu's eyes widened and her hands flew to her mouth.

Light didn't hear a thing and Mikami was too busy stalking Light to notice he himself was being stalked. And the rest of the people on the street didn't seem to give a damn to what was going on.

"Genius my ass," she murmured. She had to wait for the perfect opportunity. Light turned a corner. Mikami wasn't too far behind but he was far enough. Sayu ran up to him and placed a cloth with chloroform on Mikami's face. He struggled for a bit but then passed out.

Then she dragged him into an alleyway. People saw but no one did anything.

Damn, people really don't care anymore.

"Is that him?" a voice asked from the shadows.

"Yes, he's the one." Sayu dumped Mikami's body on the ground.

"I expected someone frightening," said another voice from the shadows.

"Yeah well, a rabid cat would scare the pants off of Light, so having it be this guy is no surprise." Sayu shook her head.

"A rabid cat would scare you," another voice pointed out.

"…Look, are we gonna do something or what?" Sayu asked, annoyed with the situation. Seriously, having a 'genius' for a brother should make her life easier. But because he just had to be Mr. Genius Pretty Boy, well, things got complicated.

A sixteen year old blonde stepped out of the shadows. Mello. He was followed by a sixteen year old redhead. Matt. And finally, a small fifteen year old albino boy came after them. Near. Including Sayu, they made up a gang. So far, their gang had no name.

They dropped the serious act and grinned. Near played with some robots, for he lost interest in the creepy looking stalker. Mello laughed.

"Ok, first thing's first, we should embarrass the hell out of him while he's unconscious!"

"And do what?" Matt asked, looking back down at his game boy.

"Well, I heard him talking about putting Light in a schoolgirl outfit…" Sayu said. "So maybe women's clothes?"

"Perfect!" Mello exclaimed.

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Hours later, Mikami awoke. He saw he was in a dark room.

"Where am I? Where's Light?"

"Not here." a female's voice deadpanned.

The dark room suddenly completely lit up. The room was covered in red. Crimson, garnet, maroon, ruby, scarlet, all hues of red were in that room. Red and only red. Mikami wondered what the hell was going on but he figured he'd get his answer soon. He looked down.

"What the hell!!" he yelled. He was wearing a bright red dress that looked hideous on him. But then again, anything and everything looks hideous on him so it's not like this really came as a surprise.

"You're getting this on tape, right?" Mello asked.

"Yup." Sayu nodded.

"Alright then," Mello said. "Release the angry bull!!"

Matt and Near pulled a rope that opened a door into the room Mikami was in. Mello, Matt, Near and Sayu were in another room and were watching through the one way mirror.

From the door came an angry bull.

"Meet Princess." Mello introduced over a microphone so Mikami could hear him. "She hasn't eaten in two days, so she's really hungry."

"Who are you?!"

"Your worst nightmare!!" Mello laughed evilly. Matt went back to his game and Near rolled his eyes and continued playing with his robots. "Go Princess!"

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!"

And soon Mikami was dead. His blood splattered all over the walls but since they were red to begin with, it didn't really matter.

"Thanks you guys!" Sayu grinned, she got ready to leave.

"Not so fast, you have to help us clean up." Matt said. Near nodded.

Sayu frowned. "Aw man…"

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Sayu came home late that night and tried her best to sneak into the house so Light wouldn't catch her. The house was completely dark so she figured Light was asleep.

The lights turned on.

"Damn."

"Where have you been?"

"Hi Light! How's my dear sweet, smart brother doing on this wonderful night?"

"Yeah, nice try, what did you do?"

"Light, your problem is solved!" Sayu exclaimed happily.

"Huh? Problem? You mean Mikami?" Light looked closer. "Are those bloodstains?!"

"Crap." Sayu muttered under her breath. She knew she should've changed her clothes before coming home!"

"Have you been killing again??"

"…No…"

Her phone rang. She picked it up and forgot to take it off speaker.

"Hello?"

"Mikami's body has been successfully buried!!" Mello yelled into the phone.

Light raised a brow. Even the neighbor's could've heard that! He crossed his arms over his chest.

"You were saying?"

"Ehehehe…" Sayu said. "Mello, I'll call you back…"