Disclaimer: Surprise! I'm still not Mashima.

Because I realized I didnt actually post chapter 3 last night, have chapter 4 as well. Why? Because I'm really, really bad at pacing myself. Oh look more smut.

Chapter 4 "Lisanna (or, Why You Shouldn't Show Up Unannounced)"

Lucy POV

I shifted in sleep, furrowing my brow as consciousness started seeping into my extremely delicious dream. Something hot, wet, and soft was teasing my most sensitive parts, shocks of pleasure spiking up my spine with each pass over my small nub. The unknown thing moved lower and slipped inside of me, a something firm taking its former place on my clit. I moaned deeply.

Fuck this dream is awesome.

My hips writhed as my mind slowly cleared. The two different things switched places, and suddenly the firm object – a finger! That's what that is! – slid deep inside of me and curled. Spots dance behind my eyelids, and then – something shocked my insides, an uncontrollable wave of ecstasy shooting through my veins.

"FFFUUUUCK!" I scream, my eyes popping open and back arching. MY fingers curl in the sheets and I snap my head to look down, seeing a rather large lump beneath the covers. Another electrifying wave shoots through me and I grasp the covers, pulling them off to reveal a spiky mass of blonde hair above a pair of piercing, stormy grey eyes. He winked at me before sliding his finger deeper and lifting his face enough for me to watch with rapt attention as he slowly pulled my clit between his lips, his tounge swirling around it. I push myself onto my elbows to get a better look and he smirks, slowing his thrusting finger and releasing my clit only to suspend his tongue millimeters from it. A small, almost unnocticable spark leapt across the tip of his tongue and my eyes widen.

Is he…? Is that –

"LAXUSSS!" I shriek as his sparking tongue reconnects with my clit, that insane wave of pleasure lighting every nerve ending in my nether regions. Oh fuck he's using his magic! Another shockwave and I feel my fingers thread through his hair and grab on for dear life. He purrs from his place between my thighs, the vibrations pushing me even closer to the edge. My eyes squeeze shut it and I feel his face pull back and his hot breath against my core.

"Cum for me, Lucy…" he purrs. His sparking tongue reconnects with my button at the same time his finger curls, firing a spark against my g-spot. My sight shorts out and every muscle arches violently, a scream tearing from between my lips. I hear and feel him drinking up every drop of my release, the lewd sound making me want to blush. As I come down, my muscles twitching as they relax, his lips press a final, passionate kiss to my over-sensitive nub before trailing up my body. His large body rests between my thighs, his lips and teeth teasing one of my nipples, a large hand lightly rubbing the other. The stimulation has the fire roaring back to life in my belly, and I grab his face to pull him into a vicious kiss, moaning at the combined taste of myself and him. As he shifts to get comfortable, his rock hard member presses against my slick opening and I shudder in anticipation. One of my hands trail down to his firm but lovely ass and with a surge of strength that can only be explained by desperation, I forced his hips forward enough to slide his member inside of me.

We both groaned at the feeling as he lets himself savor the sensation. I gasp, trying to catch my breath. His eyes pierce my own as his forehead rests against mine. He bucks his hips once and we both surrender. The hot smoldering becomes a raging inferno, drowning me in its flickering flames. Sweat slides down our bodies, his fingers tightening against my thighs before throwing one leg over his shoulder. The new angle made my cries raise a few octaves. His teeth scrape against my throat before latching on to suckle on the tender flesh. Before I can protest his habit of marking me, he rolls his hips in just the right way to make the words die on my lips. His lips skim down lower and begin to suck again, a hand coming up to tease my breast. His pubic bone rubs against my clit every time I roll my hips, pushing me farther into the cloud of bliss. His breathing is hard and I can feel his sweat on his back, his muscles tensing and bulging beneath his skin. I can only moan his name as I surrender to the ecstasy of our carnal pleasure. His name on my lips seems to give him enough of that extra push to make his hips pump fiercely.

I soar over the edge again with a keening cry, his hips not slowing in their relentless assault until I began to come down. With a roar, he pulls out at the same time he sinks his teeth into my skin, his seed shooting onto my stomach between us. He lets his member slide down to slide between my lower lips against my clit as he gently rocks through our descent. He hunches his back and releases my neck, lapping up the tiny beads of blood forming around the mark. My arms wrap around his shoulders and he smiles widely. He grabs the closest cloth item he can reach – luckily one of his own socks – to shakily clean the evidence of his orgasm from my quivering stomach before tossing it somewhere and lowering himself to rest on top of me, one arm holding enough of his weight to keep him from crushing me, but letting enough rest along my body to let me feel the warm, comforting embrace. With a satisfied hum, he nuzzles my neck before rolling to his back and pulling me to sprawl across his chest. I hummed in agreement and placed open mouth kiss across every inch of skin I could reach, appreciating the rumble his chest makes in response.

"Good morning, Blondie," He purrs into my hair, breathing deeply.

"Good morning is right, Sparky," I giggle suggestively, straining my neck to lightly press my lips against his smirking mouth.

Our mouths worked lazily against each other, our hands caressing and massaging each other in a way that started to build up a slow smoldering, but was really just about trying to feel each other as much as possible.

"Gods you're so beautiful," he breathes against my lips. I grin widely, a warmth spreading from my heart in a way that I've only ever felt with him. In the back of my mind, I could tell – I was screwed. I was completely in love with this man. I felt the words on the tip of my tongue, but stopped myself just in time.

I will not be the first to say it.

I refuse to end up as another hook up he dumps as soon as things get to serious. My heart drops a bit, but looking into his warm eyes, I can't stop myself from feeling like maybe, just maybe, there's more to this than my pessimistic view suggests.

KNOCK KNOCK

We both freeze.

Laxus sits up sharply and I squeak indignantly at being jostled. His arm shoots out and catches me as I almost fall over the edge of the bed. He sniffs delicately at the air, his eyes narrowing. I shuffle my way up to my feet where I wobble unsteadily before looking at the still sniffing slayer in my bed. His eyebrows furrow and he takes another long sniff.

"What's taking so long? Who is it?" I hiss in irritation. He gives me a look.

"The room is absolutely saturated with the smell of sex and both of our scents. I'm trying to separate those from whoever's at your door," he explains drily, still sniffing at the air. His eyes widen in confusion before looking towards the bedroom doorway curiously. "Lisanna…? The fuck?" he mumbles.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Hey Lucy, it's Lisanna! You home?" the voice of the youngest Strauss sibling carried through the door and I looked towards the doorway in confusion before looking back at Laxus with wide eyes.

"What should I do?" I hiss. Laxus shrugs.

"How the hell should I know?"

Before I could snap back, Lisanna knocked again.

"Sorry! Coming! Gimme a sec!" I called nervously. Laxus jumped up and winced at the loud thump he made. HE threw a bathrobe at me which I caught deftly and tried to shove my arms through it. Why aren't my arms going through it? Dammit!

I hop around awkwardly trying to thread my hands through the arm holes. I finally succeed and wrap the belt around my waist before looking over to see Laxus pulling his pants up and looking for his shirt. I grunt and try to shove him into my closet only to realize that he won't FUCKING FIT.

"Ow stop that!" he hisses and I huff before pulling him into the living area and shoving him down behind the couch with an undignified "oof!". I hurry to the door, trying to smooth my hair down before pulling open the door a bit, sliding outside, and closing the door behind me. I spin around to face a surprised, confused Lisanna and smiled as casually as possible, fidgeting with the robe I was wearing.

"uh, hey Lucy…" she trails off, her blue eyes flitting over my figure and blushing slightly. I laughed forcibly and crossed my arms over my chest before leaning against the door.

"Ha ha hey Lisanna! What can I do for ya!" I chirp. She blinks a bit and looks at the door for a second.

"Uh hehe yea, sorry to bother you, but I'm trying to find Natsu and he's not at the guild or his house, and uh, yknow, he's uh, here a lot…" she awkwardly rambled. From behind my door I heard a growl and I slammed my fist against it before I could stop myself. Luckily, the growling stopped, but unluckily, Lisanna's eyes were staring holes in the door, a strange expression on her face.

"Ah ha, nope. Not here. It's uh, just me. Yup!" I tried, cringing at my own horrible acting. Lisanna's face fell for a second before she smiled sadly. She swallowed thickly and I cock my head.

"Everything alright, LIsanna?" I ask in concern, my eyes softening from their wide-panic. Lisanna put on an obviously forced smile and nodded quickly. She opened her mouth to say something and paused, as if thinking what to say.

"It's uh… it's fine if he's here, yknow." She says in a voice with an underlying tremble. I furrow my brows. What?

"Huh?"

"Like, it's alright Lucy. I get it – I always figured you were together, I just, yknow, wanted to ask him something quick. Could you let him know I'm looking for him? He uh, doesn't have to come out now or anything…" she continues, looking anywhere but my face. I blinked.

"Wait, what?"

Lisanna raised an eyebrow and nodded towards my door. I looked at it, then her, then back to it. The fuck? What is she…

"Look, it's fine, alright? Just let him know I'll be at the guild when he gets a moment," she rambles, her eyes pained while she gestures with her hands awkwardly and begins to walk away. I blink again.

"Wait wait wait – Do you think Natsu is in my house?" I blurt in confusion. Lisanna hesitates. "Because I swear he is not in my house right now. At least, I hope he isn't," I explain frantically. "Oh my god if he's in my house right now I'll fucking strangle that idiot…" I mutter under my breath. Lisanna looks at me with a guarded expression. I flap my hands for some reason. "Seriously I am not with Natsu! And for gods sakes, why does everyone think I am?" I ask rhetorically, a bit of frustration leaking into my tone. She raises an eyebrow.

"Hasn't he like, seen you naked bunches of times?" she asks drily. I bristle at the same time as I hear a low growl from behind the door again, which I silence with another slam of my fist. "Not to mention there's obviously a dragon slayer in there,"

"What makes you say that?" I ask, silently cursing Laxus' possessiveness. She looks at me incredulously and gestures to both me and the door.

"The growling, for starters. That's a very specific type of growl – not the kind any animal makes. It's a growl specifically made by dragonslayers," I blink. Ok that makes sense. She continues on, "And there's the fact that you literally have fang marks on your neck along with multiple hickeys," I clap a hand to my neck and squeak, pulling my robe tighter. "Both of those lead to the conclusion that you're, y'know, doing the do with a dragonslayer."

I squawk in embarrassment. "O-okay, but like, why Natsu, then?" I ask indignantly. Lisanna put her hands on her hips, apparently realizing that the situation was a little more complicated than at first glance.

"Okay then let's go through the dragon slayers real quick. There's six options," she says, holding up six fingers. "There's Gajeel, who would be the most likely option aside from Natsu, but he's mated with Levy, so that takes him out of the race. Cobra is back in jail, so unless you staged a jailbreak, he's out as well. Sting is mated to Yukino last I heard, so there's that, and I'm not so sure you'd hook up with Rogue, considering how recent the whole 'you saw his future self kill future you' thing. He also would've just turned into a shadow and left by now. Then there's Laxus," my heart begins to beat faster, "but I've never seen you guys so much as have a conversation so I'm skeptical on that," I twitched on accident. "So basically, Natsu is really the most likely dragonslayer you could be messing around with." She finished, putting her hands back on her hips and looking at me with a guarded smugness. I blinked owlishly.

"Um, I mean, uh…" I blabbered nervously. The door ripped open at my back and in the split second it took for the behemoth behind me to open his mouth I knew – I just knew – he was about to make an ass of himself.

"THAT FLAME PRICK AINT LAYING A HAND ON MY GIRL!"

I slapped my hand to my face in mortification. There was a long, pregnant silence where the only sound was a clock ticking in my apartment. I slowly turned around, not even daring to look at the youngest Strauss. Sure enough, there was Laxus, in all his bare-chested glory. To make matters worse, he had a lovebite clearly visible on his collarbone, and his hair was in complete disarray. His belt wasn't even buckled for Mavis' sake!

"Are you serious right now?" I hissed at him. His eyes softened. At least he has the dignity to look mildly ashamed at his stupid, obnoxious actions. He looks away, pouting slightly, and I almost laughed. I smack his chest instead. "What part of 'be quiet' did you not understand?!"

"Tch," He grunts but stands there stubbornly. "You never said 'be quiet'," he mumbles. My eyebrow ticks and I'm pretty sure I just exhaled steam.

"Uh, hi little-strauss," he grumbles awkwardly. I manage to push him backwards as Lisanna awkwardly waves.

"Uh, hey there…. Laxus…" she croaks. I slam the door behind me, blocking him in my apartment again before spinning around and staring at a wide-eyed Lisanna. Her mouth opened and closed like a fish a few times. The silence stretched on for a while.

"So, yea. Please don't, uh, don't tell anyone, kay?" I begged. She nods absently. "Seriously, we all know what Mirajane will do if she gets wind of this! And if Erza finds out, I'm pretty sure Laxus will get castrated! And I happen to really, really like his parts." I add under my breath. "So Please, please keep this quiet?" I continued. She blinks a few times before smirking.

"Fine. But you know I'm going to tease you guys every chance I get, right?" she says, her eyes glinting devilishly in a way that made me shudder.

"Great. As if Bickslow, Evergreen, and Gajeel weren't enough," I groaned. Lisanna starts giggling.

"Well then, I guess since Natsu's not here, I'll just go wait for him at the guild." She says more to herself than to me.

"Have you checked the fishing pond? I sorta remember him saying he was going fishing today, but to be honest, I wasn't really paying attention at the time," I offer, my cheeks starting to burn a bit at the memory. Luckily she let it go and just nodded happily.

"I'll go check there, then! Well, have fuuuuuuun, Lucy!" she winked saucily before skipping away towards the stairs. I groan again before sliding back into my apartment. As soon as the door was closed and locked, I felt a pair of large arms around my waist and a familiar pair of talented lips against my neck. Before I could scold him for outing our secret to yet another person, one hand slithered between the folds of my robe and caressed my nipple, the other slipping down to tease my mound. He pulled me close and I gasp when I feel his jeans-covered erection grind against my ass. With some maneuvering he manages to flip the robe up enough for my bare ass to be exposed while he continues his multi-part teasing.

"You're mine, Lucy," he growls darkly, spikes of desire shooting straight to my core. I turn my head to breathe into his chest.

"Then you better show me."

Haha Laxus is so possessive. Sometimes I imagine his face photoshopped over with one of those fucking seagulls from Finding Nemo. And not like a good photoshop, either - I'm talking MS paint level shit. Oh shit whaddup

Now sounds like a good time to lay out the ships involved in this story: Natsu x Lisanna, Laxus x Lucy (duh), Erza x Jellal (because they're meant to be together and even crack ship jokes make me angry. Don't fuck with my Jerza. They are sacred.), Gajeel x Levy, Elfman x Evergreen, Bickslow x Cana, Mirajane x Freed, Sting x Yukino, Cobra x Kinana, and Gray x Juvia (sort of... it'll be similar to canon with it being pretty one-way til after tartaros, which will probably show up eventually, since I'm trying to stick to canon events). This does not mean these ships will be overly present - just wanted to lay it out so if someone is die-hard against one of them they can tap out now.