Chapter 4: MILF
Outworld
"Where the fuck you been?", Scorpion asked Mileena.
"We were just roaming the street", Mileena replied.
"No shit", said Sub-Zero.
"Wait. You mean you saw them?", Scorpion asked Sub-Zero.
"Yes", Sub-Zero replied.
"And you just brought me to the palace?", Scorpion asked.
"That's right", Sub-Zero replied.
"Dammit Sub-Zero. Why didn't we just go up to them and join in the walk?", Scorpion asked.
"I wanted our meeting to be a surprise", Sub-Zero said.
"And you end up getting your cock pierced", said Kitana.
"Yeah…. right", Sub-Zero said. "Anyways, why did you guys just walk out of the palace and took no bodyguards with….." Sub-Zero stopped.
"HOLY SHIT! Is that Queen Sindel!?", Sub-Zero asked surprisingly.
"Uh… yeah", Mileena replied.
"Oh My God! It really is Sindel! I'm your biggest fan!", Sub-Zero said to Sindel.
"Yeah…. OK buddy, high five", Sindel said.
"Come on, Scorpion. Say 'Hi' to the Queen Of Edenia", Sub-Zero said.
Scorpion walked up to Sindel and gave a kiss on her hand. "Nice to meet you", said Scorpion.
"Nice to meet you", Sindel replied. She looked into Scorpion's eyes and a strange feeling ran through her whole body.
"OK, people, we can't just stand here all day. Let's get inside and… get that cock fixed up", said Kitana, laughing at the injured Sub-Zero.
"You think that's funny?", Sub-Zero asked.
"Kind of", Kitana replied.
"Oh you….", Sub-Zero said, not daring to continue.
Living Room
"Man, that hurts", said Sub-Zero, trying to sit down.
"Your ass didn't get hit. So why are you feeling pain?", Scorpion asked.
"Well, the nerves in my cock are giving me that painful feeling when I try to sit down", Sub-Zero replied.
"Alright, that's enough for the penis", said Mileena.
"Right, whatever. Anyways, what brings Sindel here?", Scorpion asked.
"We invited her for some 'special' occasion", Mileena replied.
"What kind of occasion?", Scorpion asked. "Is that a chewing gum?", he said, pointing to a plate full of gums.
"Yeah. Have one, your mouth smells like shit", said Mileena.
Sindel giggled a little bit.
"Before we start talking about this 'occasion'. I would like to know your boyfriends", Sindel said.
"Sure", said Mileena.
"Fuck yeah. This is going to be interesting", said Sub-Zero.
"Yeah…. right. Anyways, Sub-Zero tell me about yourself", Sindel asked.
"Well, first of all, my name is Kuai Liang AKA Sub-Zero."
"No shit", said Scorpion.
"Shut up, asshole", said Sub-Zero. "And I'm the grandmaster of the Lin Kuei."
"No fucking shit", said Scorpion.
"Shut up, cocksucker", said Sub-Zero. "And I was the son of a Cyromancer father and a human mother.
"You mean, son of a fucking bitch", said Scorpion.
"Shut the fuck up!", said Sub-Zero.
"Alright, stop acting like babies", said Mileena.
"Well, Sub-Zero, it's nice knowing you. What can you tell me about yourself, Scorpion?", Sindel asked.
"My name is Hanzo Hasashi", said Scorpion.
"No shit", said Sub-Zero.
"Shut up, grandmaster I-Just-Got-Speared-In-The-Dick", said Scorpion. "And I'm the grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu."
"And I'm a fucking badass", said Scorpion.
"No you're not", said Sub-Zero.
"Yes, I am", said Scorpion.
"NO. You are not", Sub-Zero replied. "You are afraid."
"I'm not afraid….. of anybody", said Scorpion.
"Yes you are. You were afraid of a teenage girl named Cassie. CASSIE, for god's sake!", said Sub-Zero.
"She threatened to break my balls!", said Scorpion.
"She was just fucking with you! You fall in for jokes very easily", said Sub-Zero.
"That's one funny-ass boyfriends you got right there, girls", said Sindel.
"Well, thanks mom", said Kitana. "But it looks like Mileena doesn't agree."
"Yes, I do", said Mileena.
"No, you don't", Kitana replied.
"Yes, I do."
"No, you don't."
"YES I DO!"
"NO YOU DON'T!"
"YES I DO!"
"NO YOU DON'T!"
"YES I DO, MOTHERFUCKER!", Mileena shouted, throwing her sais at Kitana. One missed, the other hit her vagina.
"YOU HIT ME IN THE PUSSY!", said Kitana.
"I HIT YOU IN THE PUSSY!", said Mileena.
"YOU HIT HER IN THE PUSSY!", said Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Sindel.
"Goddammit!", said Kitana. "Now I have to clean this blood and it's going to take so fucking long!"
"Just fucking do it!", said Mileena.
"Alright, I see you guys after 5 hours", said Kitana, leaving the room.
"Good god, what a day", said Scorpion.
5 hours later
"Hey guys! Did you miss me?", said Kitana.
"Oh look! Here comes Princess I-Just-Got-Hit-In-The-Vagina", said Mileena.
"Shut up, bitch", said Kitana.
"You alright, honey?", Sindel asked Kitana.
"I'm fine, thanks mom", Kitana replied.
"Anyways, what was the 'occasion' about?", Scorpion asked.
"Haven't they told you, hun?", Sindel asked.
"No", Scorpion replied.
"Oh my god, seriously?", said Sub-Zero.
"Mileena, you didn't tell him about the marriage?", Sindel asked Mileena.
"What marriage?", asked Scorpion.
"We are going to marry, Scorpion", Mileena said.
Scorpion, not knowing anything about a marriage, accidently swallowed his gum.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?", said a surprised Scorpion.
"Alright, just calm down!", said Mileena.
"But it's too early!", said Scorpion.
"Too early, my ass. It has been 10 years since we met", said Mileena.
"And I think it's time to have sex", said Kitana.
"No, Kitana, you're too young", said Sindel.
"Mom, I'm 10,000 years old!", said Kitana.
"Well then…. Fuck me", said Sindel.
"I'm too tired. I'm going to sleep", said Sindel. "Goodnight, everyone."
"Goodnight", said Mileena, Kitana and Sub-Zero.
"Goodnight, Sindel", said Scorpion.
"Goodnight, hun", said Sindel, leaving the room.
"Wait. Did she just call me 'hun'?", said Scorpion.
"Yes, and she said it two times. What the hell was that?", Mileena asked Scorpion.
"I don't know. Man, you saw that ass?", said Scorpion.
"What did you just say?", said Mileena.
"I said, DID YOU SEE THAT ASS?", Scorpion replied.
"Fuck you", said Mileena.
"What? You jealous that your mom has got a better ass than yours?", Scorpion asked Mileena.
"You know what? FUCK YOU! FUCK. YOU.", said Mileena, leaving the room angrily.
"That's it lady, you turn your back on me, I turn my back on yours", said Scorpion, also leaving the room.
"So fucked up", said Kitana.
"Hey babe, why don't we go up to your room? You know, 'relax' a bit", said Sub-Zero.
"Oh, you pervy motherfucker, come, let's go", said Kitana.
Upstairs
Mileena walked her way to her bedroom. She heard a sound coming from Kitana's room. Deciding to eavesdrop, she put her ears on the bedroom door.
"OK, Sub-Zero. Just put it inside. Slowly. Slowly. OW! I said SLOWLY goddammit!", said Kitana.
"But I did", said Sub-Zero.
"And you weren't careful", said Kitana.
"Whatever. Does it hurt?", Sub-Zero asked Kitana.
"A LOT!", Kitana replied.
"You will get used to it", said Sub-Zero.
"Sub-Zero?", said Kitana.
"Yeah, babe?", Sub-Zero said.
"Just don't freeze my ovaries", said Kitana.
"No, I won't", said Sub-Zero.
"Well, Kitana, good luck", said Mileena.
Moving away from the door, she continued her way to her bedroom. Arriving there, she saw Scorpion leaning against the bedroom door, waiting for her.
"Scorpion? What are doing here?", Mileena asked Scorpion.
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what happened back there", Scorpion said.
"It's OK, I forgive you", said Mileena, giving Scorpion a kiss.
"You know babe, why don't we 'sleep' together?", Scorpion asked Mileena.
Mileena, knowing what Scorpion really meant, replied, "No, not until we get married."
"Then where am I going to sleep?", Scorpion asked.
"Go to that room over there", said Mileena, pointing to the room at the far end of the hallway. "I provided that room for you to stay."
"Thanks, babe", said Scorpion.
"You're welcome", said Mileena, getting inside her bedroom.
Scorpion went to his room and closed the door.
As soon as he turned around, he saw a woman, sitting on the bed with her legs crossed.
She stood up and went a little bit closer to him. She was naked, wearing nothing from top to bottom.
She went near Scorpion and hugged him, gave him a kiss, and whispered into his ears.
"Scorpion", Sindel said. "I want you inside me."