Welcome to the last chapter of That, was the best party, so far. Yes I know sad isn't it? Well stand back because this chapter will be a great finale. Well hopefully you'll think so anyway. Here to do the disclaimer is *drum rolls* Anko!! *applause*
Anko: Thank you thank you, ahem Bamii does not own this anime because if she did I would be in it a lot more. Damn you Kishimoto!!
Bamii: You just cursed your creator, that's retarded.
Anko: You what? brat!
Bamii: BRAT?!
*lunges at Anko and they start to fight.*
Iruka: Err… guys? *continues* GUYS! *ignored* Fuck sake… Kakashi come here
Kakashi: Huh?
*Iruka kisses Kakashi and the girls immediately stopped.*
Anko: Why can't you do that in the story?
Bamii: Oh yeah the story.
"Err…?"
"So…"
Kakashi and Iruka were sitting, rather uncomfortably, opposite each other. It had been a few minutes since Kakashi was lead into said closet. It was dark and there was no light apart from a little that was coming from the crack in the door.
"You know what Iruka? I'm beginning to think we've been tricked into this closet."
"Really, well thank you for stating the obvious" Iruka replied with so much sarcasm.
"Your welcome."
Iruka slapped his head, mentally of course being there was no room to move in this stupid closet. This was going to be hell.
Kakashi's P.O.V
It must have been about half hour since I was reunited with my precious. Fucking Naruto, fucking closet you know what fuck my life. I am going to kill Anko and Kurenai when I get outta here. Oh my god what if I never get out of here, what if I stuck in here with Iruka forever. Hmmm… forever with Iruka. WAIT! Damn now not the time to day dream about Iruka. This is ridic-
His hand was too close for comfort just then. For fuck sake I don't think I'm gonna make the night. With the tanned chunin in front of me in confined space was making my mind go into to overload, damn you Jiraiya and your magnificent books.
This made me think; maybe, just maybe, the she-devils were right. I mean my feelings definitely weren't platonic. Not any more. When did they stop being platonic? He was very attractive and cute even but it was more than that. He was fun to be around, he always knew what to say when I had a little too much to drink and was depressed and he just had a thing about him.
Oh god, this makes the predicament even worse. I had to come to my senses in a small closet with him. Those women were she-devils indeed.
But now I have figured out my feelings what about him. Now that I think about it whenever we did spend time together he always had a slight cheeriness about him even after Genma handed in a particularly horrific report a month late. And what was with the small blush he get sometimes when talking or if I complemented him in any way.
No he wouldn't feel the same, he doesn't feel the same. For god's sake it was only last month they were reminiscing about the time he had a 'run in' with the girl from the dango shop. He was straight for sure. Well I could always just ask him. Then again that would be a bad idea. Or would it.
Iruka's P.O.V:
When I looked over at Kakashi he seemed to be in an inner battle with his own mind. Someone else probably wouldn't be able to tell but after knowing Kakashi a long time I know when he's doing that. Not that I stare at his face for long periods of time well what we could see of it anyway. I would give anything to catch a glimpse of that face again. Shit I'm fantasizing… again. God damn it. This is happening more and more.
He is a good friend, FRIEND. Come on Iruka. Anyway even if I did like him more than that, why would he even come to you? Plain teacher Iruka, nothing more, nothing less.
Damn it, now I'm turning emo. I HATE alcohol. Ok maybe not hate but dislike at the current moment. *Slap*
Oh great now he's looking at me. Well done. I'm a genius. Anyway, god it's like those eyes are going through my soul. Wait is he getting closer? No can't be. Don't panic, remain calm… AHHHHH!!!!
Normal P.O.V
Kakashi looked at Iruka after he slapped himself. He had finished his internal debate and was gaining the confidence to ask a certain question.
After a while Kakashi leaned in ever so slightly.
"Hey Iruka?"
"Huh? What?"
Kakashi gulped on nothing in particular. " Are you erm… well…?"
"Spit it out Kakashi"
"I ask this in a nice way but are you straight?"
Iruka, well he was taken aback by this question. A lot.
After what seemed forever (In reality a minute or so) Kakashi decided maybe it was a bad question after all.
"You don't have to answer you know, it was just a simple question."
"No."
Kakashi stared at his closet companion. "What?"
"I don't think I am."
"Ah"
"Why you ask?" Iruka queried.
Kakashi looked at him. Even in dim light he was cute. His mind raced trying to find an appropriate answer that was cocky in a Kakashi kind of way. Bing!
Kakashi put his hand to his face and pulled down the mask. And before Iruka could react his swiftly captured the chunin's lips.
Now Iruka did not expect that answer. Soon Kakashi's tongue swept across his bottom lip in a silent plea, which he answered immediately. With that they were locked in a battle for dominance, easily won by the high ranked of the two. His tongue tracing the roof of Iruka's mouth, resulting in a small moan.
MEANWHILE!!!
Anko and Kurenai had glasses pressed up against the door. Asuma, Shino and Genma watching in curiosity. When the females high fived they knew the plan had worked, finally. Kiba and Naruto ran past and stopped instantly when Anko got up the unlocked the door.
"Camera ready?" She asked to her partner in crime. Kurenai stood there with said technology ready to complete the plan.
"3…2…1… NOW!"
Click.
Yelp.
Laughter.
Kakashi leaped out of the closet of doom into a room of cheering/laughing partiers. Iruka still in the prison blushed like a little school girl. They both looked at Anko and Kurenai.
"We told you so."
"Well that's 1,2,3 couples in one night." Genma said, counting them off his fingers as he went.
"4 including Kankuro and that ANBU girl." Shino replied.
Kakashi turned round to help Iruka of the floor. He was still blushing. Naruto and Kiba high fived. Kakashi then remember how in was in the closet in the first place.
"Naruto, you have 2 seconds to run."
Naruto gulped and ran as fast as his drunken legs could carry him. Which wasn't very fast.
"Thousand years of pain!!"
Later that night.
The newly found couple were walking home, hopefully for a night of passion. Kakashi looked at his dolphin with glee.
"Hey Iruka"
"Yeah"
"That was the best party, so far."
"You stole that line from the Simpson's movie didn't you?"
"Noooooo…"
Bamii: Finally you are finished.
Anko: That was a great finale really. *Obvious sarcasm*
Bamii: I know but I have gone of you lot at the minute.
Naruto: WHAT!! Why? *pouts*
Bamii: HAHA IMMUNE TO POUTING!! Anyway because it's kinda depressing. Sorry I'm a comedy kind of person. That is why One Piece is my obsession at the moment.
*Tomatoes fly towards Bamii*
Bamii: AHHH!!! DAMN YOU. I'M GONNA KILL WHO EVER DID THAT, JUST YOU WAIT. RAH RAH RAH *Continues to rant, arms flailing around*
Ino: That will show her Mwahahaha.
Shikamaru: *sigh* Review and stuff. Zzzzz