PITS POV
"Are you serious lady Palutena?" I was shocked she would do such a thing.
"Yes Pit, I thought it all through. I mean, come on where else is that little goddess going to go?" Palutena smiled, "It's the best way for you two to take your relationship to a whole new level!" She smirked.
"That definately is not the best way!" I said through clenched teeth, " You can't just explode somebodys home like that!"
"I thought you might have liked it if she stayed with us for a while!" I couldn't even look at her. What if Viridi wasn't even okay! "Come on Pit, your always complaining you want more time with her!" I thought it through, she's actually kind of right.
"Whatever, as long as she doesn't stay in my room…" she stared wide eyed at me. I knew she would.
"WHAT?! Pit, don't you want more time with her and stuff? You know, take it to a new lev-"
"NO! Palutena, we aren't ready for any of that! I don't want to wreck our relationship by rushing ahead like that! I'm not going to do what you say especially when it was you in the first place that bombed her!"
"Your right…" I heard a loud yell come from the main floor.
"Palutena, Pit!" That was quicker than expected.
"Here she is now, go talk to her…" She left looking down. Did I upset her by getting mad. But it's her fault for bombing the one I love!
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"Hey Viridi!"
"I know what your goddess did! I mean come on who else would do it?" Wow that was fast.
"Viridi, I know it was a stupid thing she did. But I can help you rebuild your -garden thingy- After all then we can spend more time together!"
"Oh Pit, you don't know rule #1 of rebuilding my (A/N somebody please tell me what to call Viridis place! thx!) house!"
"Teach me!" She sighed.
"Fine!" She led me out of the temple.
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We arrived at the ruins of her (…) - you'll see this for now!
"Who knew Palutena would do such a thing!" I held her hand becase you know she might be a little emotional over all these dead plants or something. She looked at me, but instead she looked more mad.
"Pit…"
"NO NO NO NO NO! YOU CANT GO BOMBING PALUTENAS TEMPLE! YOULL START A HUGE WAR AND NOBODY WANTS THAT!" I panicked.
"Pit, that's not what I was going to say or do! I decided that you should revenge on Palutena for me! Then we can spend more time togethor cause shes mad at you and rebuild my (…)!"
"Depends… what do you have in mind?" I didn't want to do anything to bad…
"Well, to start just put 11 alarm clocks around her bed and set them all to 3 in the morning! Then right after she falls asleep again, set them to 5! Then wake her up again at 6 saying that you slept great. That will piss her off. Then drag her downstairs and beg for eggs. But before that you actually glued the eggs to the bottom of the carton. Palutena will be grumpy all day because of her terrible morning!" I stared at her blankly but then I saw another light bulb appear on above her head. "Then, keep calling her name and asking her stupid questions, and when she gets mad say "calm down! No need to rage! or something!"
"SLOW DOWN!" She gasped.
"Sorry…" I smiled.
"I'll do it! Besides, I've always wanted to play a few tricks on her myself!" She smiled and hugged me. But frowned again.
"What do we do in the meantime. I want to get started on this after you do the revenge tricks so…" Viridi thought aloud.
"How come?" She didn't respond.
"Pit, umm… Excuse me!" Her cheeks got red and she ran towards-
"VIRIDI! You don't have a bathroom anymore, remember?" Oh gods…
"AAAAAHHHHHH YOUR RIGHT!" I ran up to her.
"Viridi, just go behind those trees maybe…?" She looked me like I was insane. "I won't look! I promise!"
"Do you think I'm some sort of pig?"
"No! The opposite actually!"
"So I look like a dead pig…"
"WHAT!? NO!"
"Whatever I can wait…" She took me into a little shack nearby. She told me it was for emergencies like this. I couldn't help but think emergencies as in her emergency 'i got to go' kind of thing…
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(A/N SORRY ITS SHORT! I COULDN'T KEEP WRITING CAUSE I GOT DISTRACTED BY TRYING TO THINK OF A NAME FOR HER (…) ~SO PLEASE HELP! THX!)