(Guys check out Chapter 3. I replaced it with a real dialogue chapter. You probably should read it so you understand this better.)
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Blair: Chuck what are you doing here?
Chuck: It was a boring Saturday morning that's all.
Blair: Then why did you have to bring Vanessa?
Chuck: Jealous?
Blair: Why would I be jealous of you two? You're disgusting.
Chuck: As disgusting as sex in the back of a limo?
Blair: (Sarcastically) You got me there Bass.
Chuck: Leave this guy. Come on. I'm making the effort. (Chuck goes behind her and touches her hands and body. [Think the black out episode]. Except this time she steps on his foot.)
Blair: That's it. I'm over you. You could bring Brooklyn anytime you want.
Chuck: Don't you think it would make Nate jealous?
Blair: Why bother with McDonald's when you have lobster right here?
Chuck: Food metaphors, never thought I'd hear that from you.
Blair: Well I'm hungry. Goodbye, I have to talk to the keeper at Yale's golden gates.
Chuck: What? (slightly bewildered. She always said such random things.)
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Blair looks around the room and is pointed to a very attractive 30-ish looking woman.
Blair: Are you Aunt Melissa?
Melissa: Yeah, and are you Blair?
Blair: Yeah (They hug.) You're not exactly what I was expecting.
Melissa: Yeah you probably thought I was some old bat, but no I'm Melissa.
Blair: So happy to meet you.
Melissa: It's such an outrage that you got waitlisted. I mean Nate sent your record and your activity sheet.
Blair: Well, I've been thinking of going to Harvard. (Total lie. Harvard was way below Blair Waldorf standards. But why not make her sweat a bit?)
Melissa: Harvard? A Waldorf? That's like stooping down to state college standards.
Blair: Well Yale has always been my first choice.
Melissa: I'll see what I could do.
Blair: Thank you so much.
(Chuck walks over.)
Chuck: Have you heard? Blair even has some dance skills.
Melissa: That wasn't on your sheets.
Chuck: Really I'm surprised. She even performed in front of a whole crowd of people. She had them going wild.
Blair: I think that's enough Chuck. Do you want to go outside?
Chuck: (Chuckling. No pun intended) Whatever you want.
Blair: You could have ruined my chances at Yale. Yale! I'm this close to getting my head chopped off from the waiting list and you choose to reminisce in front of Aunt Melissa.
Chuck: Sorry. I really am. (Slightly more serious.)
(There is an awkward silence in the air. It seems that Chuck is just about to say something when Vanessa comes over. Blair decides to leave.)
Vanessa: A for effort, but did you really think I'd enjoy seeing my ex and his family.
Chuck: I'm sorry. I just wanted to do something special. Sorry it didn't work out.
Vanessa: That's okay. At least I get to spend time with you. (Kisses him, but he's just not that into it.)
(There is a loud noise and it is all the Archibald men shouting and ready to play football.)
Tripp: Chuck, I want you on my team.
Chuck: Yeah, I'll be there.
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(Vanessa and Blair are sitting on the side lines.)
Blair: Chuck, huh? I though you actually loved Nate?
Vanessa; I did, but Chuck said that he's liked me for a while and I didn't know that we would be at an Archibald reunion.
Blair: I could care less. I guess it's for the best. Now Nate can be sure that you're over him and devote his full attention to me.
Vanessa: Admit it you wish you were with Chuck.
Blair: I have to go to the bathroom. (She's going to puke once again. Her second time today.) Shout when my boyfriend kick's your dates butt.
Vanessa: That wouldn't happen.
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Random Guy: Hike (and all of those football words that I'm not sure of.)
(The play and Nate catches the ball, but Chuck tackles him a little harder than probably necessary.)
Chuck: Sorry for that.
Nate: No problem I can handle it.
Chuck: I'll try harder next time.
(Some more technical terms. This time it's Nate that runs into Chuck.)
Tripp: Is everything okay?
Nate: Fine.
Chuck: Golden.
Tripp: Then snap out of it. Let's play some foot ball.
(Chuck just loses it during the next play tackles him again. This time hard. Chuck punches him.)
Nate: (In between punches and hits) What are you doing her anyway?
Chuck: Just looking at the happy couple.
Nate: We are.
Chuck: Then why are you so jealous?
Nate: I'm not.
Chuck: Just back off her. She told me she loved me.
Nate: (Stops fighting) When was that?
Chuck: A couple of months ago.
Nate: I don't believe you.
Chuck: Ask her yourself.
(Blair comes walking back.)
Blair: (to Vanessa) What happened?
Vanessa: A lot. Chuck I think I'm leaving. (Chuck runs to her.)
Chuck: Why?
Vanessa: It's obvious you still care about her. Why else would you punch Nate? I was just here to try to make them jealous.
(Chuck doesn't say anything.)
Vanessa: Thank you for a wonderful first date. You disgust me.
(Camera goes to Blair and Nate.)
Nate: Did you really love him?
Blair: I don't know what to say?
Nate: Did you?
Blair: Yes I did. But that was before. I love you now. I told you I love you Nate, Always have. Always will.
Nate: Are you sure?
Blair: Positive. I'm ready.
Nate: For what?
Blair: It. I know we haven't since we got back together. But you fighting for my honor and all got me in the mood.
Nate: Seriously?
Blair: Yeah. (They begin passionately kissing.)
(Chuck sees this after just getting dumped by Vanessa and is last seen saying goodbye to all the relatives.)