Personal Disclaimer for the purpose of relieving myself of any personal responsibility.

All stunts performed in a monitored environment by professionals.


I do not advocate rape, anal or otherwise - unless consentual.

Don't come whining to me when you get arrested for trying to force yourself on some female.


I do not advocate violence against women or men - outside of the bedroom.

Don't come whining to me when you get your ass beat for putting your hands on someone.


I do not advocate cheating on your lover - unless you really, really, really need some strange.

Don't come whining to me when you get busted for trying to cheat.


I do not advocate unprotected sex - unless you fully understand the consequences.

Don't come whining to me when it starts to burn when you pee.


I do not advocate any man shoving his cock down a female's throat - unless he fully understands the concept of "gag reflex".

Don't come whining to me because you tried it, and she threw up all over your dick.


I do not advocate any woman faking an orgasm - for any reason, ever.

Don't come whining to me that a man can't please you because he thinks he already is.


I most certainly do not advocate lying to anyone about having HIV/AIDS - unless you're about to get raped.

Self-explanatory.