Alfred: Why hello there. We are today on a farm.

*Martha chases a six legged pig*

Alfred: On another planet.

* Bruce comes into view with baseball bat *

Bruce: Kill that chicken!!

Alfred: Be carefully Master Bruce! It's bigger than you!

Bruce: Hazza! Take that!

*Doctor and Keven come in front of the camera*

Keven: That's it! Hit it him again! Your winning!

Doctor: Are you cheering for the chicken?

Keven: I was shouting to Rose.

Doctor: Oh. What's she doing?

Keven: She beating up Joker.

Doctor: Go Rose!

*Martha run across the camera again chasing the pig*

Alfred: Bruce I don't think you should be doing that!

Bruce: I'm not giving up!! I'm going to have chicken tonight!!

Keven: Should we tell him the chicken isn't a chicken. That it is a
roster and it's more aggressive.

Bruce: Ahh! The chickens got a sword!

* Bruce jogs in front and out the camera*

Doctor: Na! He'll figure it out.

*Bruce change outfits and is now Batman*

Batman: Chicken! Meet your worst nightmare!

Doctor: Or not.

* Rose and Joker walks in-view with missing teeth from Joker and a new
traveler*

Rose: Hey! Guess who we found hustling a time agent.

Doctor: Oh No!

* Batman is wresting the roster with a grand slam and Martha chasing
the pig *

Batman in background: You like that chicken!

Jack: Did he just call that roster a chicken?

Rose: Yeah and why is he wearing that ridicule's outfit?

Alfred: Long story.

Doctor: How the heck are you here on the planet of Steveyest?

Jack: I was hiding in Rose suite case.

Rose: I don't have a suite case.

Jack: Well their was a nurses outfit in it.

Joker: Hey! Why were in my suite case?!

Jack: Sorry! I thought it was Rose! By the way. I owe you 35$

Joker: Oh great! You put on my nurse outfit and rip it. That's just
great!

Jack: No... I ate all your teddy grams.

Joker: Well *licks his lips* I guest I have to kill you now.

*Jack stares to laugh*

Joker: I was serious

Batman: I finally got the chicken.

Joker: Not now!

Jack: Your not serious.

Rose: Um Yes he is.

Jack: You wouldn't kill me. You just got beaded by a girl.

Joker: Yes I will and Batman here can tell you how many people I've
killed. Bats

Bruce: I don't see any Batman here sorry.

Doctor: OK knock it off you two. Let's not try to make a mess on old
Garfield's farm

* Martha still chasing the pig and slides into mud*

Rose: I'm not trying to rain on anyones parade here but why were you
in a suite case?

Jack: Well I wanted to come and joint you guys.

Joker: Well Mister sneaky weirdo who likes my teddy grams I think we
should rip you from limb to limb and throw you in a ditch.

Doctor: Well I don't know about that but we have a lot of people
already-

Jack: Well that's not a really good answer.

Joker: See kid no one wants you.

Doctor: I second that emotion

Jack: Rose?

Rose: I'm going to help Martha

Jack: You three other guys

Keven: I'm sorry but I don't think I know you so I'm just going to
say.....

Joker: Here let me give you a hint. It rhymes with NOise.

Keven: And that's suppose to mean?! Your suppose to give me the
answer!! Not how good looking your noise is!

* Joker slaps his head in silence*

Old Garfield: Who was out their chasing my pig

* Joker pulls Garfield out*

Keven: What do you think their talking about?

Doctor: Who knows.

Jack: So what's are you guys doing next?

Doctor: We've been thinking about pranking the Dale-

Old Garfield: Alright boy! This girl here-

Joker: Man

Old Garfield: What?

Joker: I'm a man

Old Garfield: Are you sure?

Joker: Yes I'm positive!

Old Garfield: This Guy here tells me that your in love with my daughter.

Jack: I am!?

Old Garfield: Yes so you are taking my beautiful girl to the prom.

Jack:What?!

* the ugly girl comes out with a pig face nose*

Jack: Holy Junk! Joker!

Joker: I hear my name but can't understand why I hear it.

Doctor: Oh good one!

Ginger: Hello Father.

Old Garfield: Hello dear. This fine man is taking you to the prom.

Ginger: Finally someone has ask me.

*Rose and Martha come in with the six legs pig*

Martha: Why didn't you guys come and... Holy Muffins! (drops pig)
What's that on your Face!? It looks like a bee stung you and left a
freaky nose! A Big Huge Freaky Nose!

Joker: Are you done?

Martha: Sorry. My names Martha.

Ginger: G-Ginger.

Doctor: Well that's done now. Ginger. nice name.

Joker: Well don't mind us, were just now leaving.

Rose: Jack I just want you to know something.

Jack: Yeah!

Rose: E-Y-Z! Bye!

*All enter TARDIS*

Martha: Hey Rose, Whats X-Y-Z?

Rose: Examine Your Zipper

Joker: Oh! So that's what you told me to do earlier.

Bruce: Who wants fried chicken in Texas!?

Doctor: Sure!

Bruce: Your serous!? We could go to Texas. On our next episode!

Doctor: Yap! Only if you do one thing for me.

Bruce: Anything to go to Texas!

* Later on*

Daleks 1: WE WILL EXTERMINATE ALL OF THE COWS ON PLANET STEVEYEST
BE-FOR THEY EVEN NO-DIS.

*Phone rings*

Daleks 2: WHO IS IT?! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!!

Random guy: Yeah, I'd like to order your delouse 8 cheese pizza.
With extra anchovies.

Daleks 3: WE HAVE NO PIZZA! NOW YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!

Random guy: Wait! I think we also need some coke. Does coke sound good
everyone!?

Daleks 1: YOU WILL HAVE NO COKE FOR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED WHEN WE
FIND YOU!!'

Random guy: That's great. It better be here in the next 30 min. or I'm
not paying you.*hangs up phone*

Daleks 3: THIS IS TO MUCH PRESSER!!
WE HAVE NO CHEESE!!!

Daleks 2: AND I'M ALLERGIC TO ANCHOVIES.

All Daleks: AHHH!

*Somewhere in time and space*

Martha: So when is the pizza getting here?

Rose: There is no pizza Martha. Remember, it was a prank.

Bruce: What?! I thought I was calling DOMINOES.

Doctor: Yeah. Forgot to tell you that. At least you still have the
roaster.

Bruce: Yeah, that's-
Wait! That's a Roaster!!

*Camera cuts off*