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D is for diary

It was a normal Tuesday afternoon in the Bobby Wasabi Dojo. Kim was sparring with Jack, Jerry and Milton were trying out the nun chucks, and Eddie was sitting on the floor eating a cheese pizza. Yep, everything was normal.

All the sudden, Kim's phone went off. A Taylor Swift song echoed throughout the dojo. She blushed and stepped away from Jack, who had been pressed up against her in an attempt to flip her. "Sorry Jack, I think this is my mom, can I take this?" She asked, gesturing to her phone. He shrugged. "Yeah, sure, go ahead." He said and she stepped into Rudy's office to take her call.

Jack took a sip from his water bottle. "So Jack… you and Kim, huh?" Milton asked him from over by the pegboards. He did a perfect spit take and nailed Jerry with water. "NOT SWAG, YO! ¿Cómo podría usted, hombre? Esta es mi nueva camiseta! Espere, estoy confundido. ¿Por qué hay agua en mi camisa? Ugh!" Jack blushed and scratched his head nervously.

Kim re-entered the room. "Sorry guys, I have to leave right away! I have a cheer practice to go to that I forgot about… Wait, why is Jerry wet? You know what, never mind, I'll see you in a half hour." She said, grabbing her cheer uniform out of her locker and heading out the door. Unfortunately for her, she forgot to close her locker door…

After she was gone, they all got up and started rummaging around her locker. "You guys… what are you doing?" Jack asked, confused.

Milton was the first to answer. "Jerry, Eddie and I saw Kim writing in a book of some kind. We presume it's her diary! And we want to see if she has a crush on you…"

"What now?" Jack said in disbelief. Sure he had a crush on Kim, since like forever, but he never thought she might actually feel the same way. He really hoped she did.

"Yo, its so obvious! Even I know she digs you, man." Jerry exclaimed, still ruffling through her stuff, trying to find her diary.

Jack paced around nervously. Eddie was reaching deep into her locker. Jack thought it over and came to a conclusion: "You guys, it's personal to her. I'm not sure we should-"

"Found it!"

"GIVE ME THAT!" Jack yelled and started paging through the diary. He opened to the most recent page and started to read:

Dear diary,

You know who's really annoying? Lorie! She's so repulsive! Do her and her friends ever shut up? All they ever talk about Jack. All day everyday it's "Jack's so cute!" or "Jack has such hot abs!" or "Jack's so good at karate!" and it's seriously getting annoying. Even though it's true, they could at least keep it to themselves. They need to back off or else… Who am I kidding; Jack's not my property. He can date whoever he wants… *sigh* They don't even mention his kind personality, or his loyalty, or his hero complex that is SO DARN ANNOYING but also kind of cute… ugh, I'm ranting. But he's just… Okay. On another note, I think I might actually be in love with J-"

Eddie snatched the book out of his hands. "EDDIE! I NEED TO FINISH THE PAGE!" Jack said, desperately trying to get the book back. Jack hit his hand so that the diary flew out of Eddie's hand and back into Kim's locker. Jerry accidentally hit the locker door and closed it, locking the diary inside once more. They all started arguing.

A half an hour later, Kim re-entered the dojo to find all the boys arguing. "WOAH WOAH WOAH! Guys, what's wrong?" She said, putting her bag in her locker. She noticed that her locker was really messy and her diary was open. That's weird, she thought, I always close my diary and put it in the back of my locker under my gi. Her eyes widened in realization.

"I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!" She screeched, slamming her locker shut and stalking over to the guys. Eddie, Milton, and Jerry pointed at Jack then ran out of the dojo.

"Jack… what did you read?" She asked, dangerously calm. "Whaaaaaaaattttt why would I read your diary… heh…" He said, his voice jumping the octave. "I never said anything about a diary, Jack." She said, her eyebrows raising.

Jack knew he was screwed, so he tried changing the subject. "So, your madly in love with someone who's name starts with a J?" He asked. She blushed pink, and jack found it adorable. "Y-Y-You read that p-p-page?" She stuttered nervously. "Well, I didn't finish it…" She let out a held in breath, "But I did read that you are in love with someone whose name starts with a J." He said. She blushed even deeper.

"Is it Jerry?" He guessed.

"Ewww, gross! Isn't he dating Mika?" She made a disgusted face.

"Good point. Is it Jake Lynn?"

"The kid that wears headgear? Um, NO!"

"Hmm… I know!" He exclaimed, sure that he found the answer.

"You… you do?"

"Yep"

"Umm…."

"John St. James"

"No. He's the biggest jerk ever!"

"OHHH I GOT IT! How could I have been so stupid! I know who it is now!"

"You do?" she asked nervously.

"Jimmy Redding!"

"NO! Jack, just give up."

"No way, I think I'm close."

"Well, I'm going to stop answering, then!"

"Is it Jacob Binder?"

"…"

"Jason Welding?"

"…"

"Justin-"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" She yelled. The next thing she did really surprised him. She kissed him. It was only for a couple seconds so he didn't have time to react. "IT'S YOU, STUPID! JACK STARTS WITH A J!" she yelled. A few seconds passed by and what she had just said and did sunk in.

She gasped. "Oh my god did I just-"

"Yep." He said happily. She must have mistaken his joyful smile for an annoying smirk because she tried to run away. Jack just grabbed her hand, yanked her into his embrace, and kissed her.

He filled the kiss with love, passion, and everything else that he had been holding in since the first day they met. She kissed back quickly and wrapped her arms around his neck. He held her waist and pulled her closer to him. They molded perfectly, almost as if they were made for each other. They deepened the kiss, and he backed her up against the wall. Unfortunately, a little thing called oxygen got in the way and they had to break apart. He started to plant sweet little kisses along her jaw and she giggled. She guided his lips back to hers and they kissed for the third time that day.

Meanwhile, Jerry, Eddie and Milton were at Falafel Phil's…

"Jack is probably getting ripped to a million pieces by Kim right now. I feel kinda bad for him, you know? Poor guy never saw it coming!" Eddie said to the guys.

"I'll go check on them to see if he needs our help." Milton said, getting up out of the booth. He strode out of Falafel Phil's and looked through the glass into the dojo to check on the two teens. He gasped and his jaw dropped when he saw them passionately making out in the middle of the dojo.

Milton walked back into Falafel Phil's, looking as though he had just seen a ghost. "Dude, do we need to go in there?" Jerry asked. "Was it that bad, yo?"

All Milton could mutter before passing out was "I will never look at Jack's tongue the same way ever again."

Fin.

A/N: Ehhhhh… I finished… PLEASE REVIEW MY REVIEW RATE HAS BEEN GOING DOWN please it would mean the world! REVIEW!

-Az out