"What's this picture of? It looks completely unrelated!" said Hermione holding up a picture of a girl who really wasn't Jessica. She had long black hair and grey eyes but was pouting angrily at the camera.

"That's a story you don't have to hear, it's not important at all…" muttered Sirius turning redder and redder by the second.

"Nonsense Sirius! The kids must know! Ok, I don't know the whole story but it seems like I walked in during the middle of it all…

I walked into the common room after finishing my homework in the library during fourth year. Doing so, I hoped James and Sirius were in the common room so I didn't have to track them down and/or cover for a prank they did (again).

So I walked into the common room and I see Jessica yelling at this really…..

At this point Remus Lupin looked at Sirius Black and a unspoken communication
past through them. If you say hot Remus, I will become a murderer.

...pretty girl standing in the middle of the common room. I wondered where she came from because it said on her robes that she was a Gryffindor and she looked to be about sixteen but I'd never met her before.

"Who are you?" I asked the pretty girl. It was Jessica who answered.

"Don't get mad at me Remus, but I kept getting bad cramps from my period today and Sirius was laughing at me and kept telling me how he was so glad he wasn't a girl. I am kinda, you know, extra temperamental when I have my period so I…uh….how to say this, how to say this…I kinda turned Sirius into a girl." She blurted out the last sentence so quickly I wasn't sure I'd heard her right.

I stood staring at her with an open mouth and she added, "It gets worse... apparently the only one who can change him back." She said it as if saying it too loud or slow would cause some disaster to happen. I didn't get really mad though, in fact, I just laughed at the situation Sirius gotten himself into by saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.

"What's going on?" asked James as he came through the portrait hole with a red hand print on his cheek. Lily had rejected him, again. Then, to everyone's amusement (except maybe his), Sirius started throwing a hissy fit for being turned into a girl. James didn't know what to do, I sat
down and tried to ignore him, and Jessica started yelling at him about playing the world's smallest violin for him.

About what I expect would've been halfway through the fit, Lilly Evens walked in, took one look at the scene and screamed, "JESSICA! WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"She completely flipped out on her and made her change Sirius back. And that is why Sirius still blushes whenever anyone calls him pretty." Remus told the room.

"Shut up," said Sirius who would have put a tomato to shame.