Johnny: (turning away from the intro cam) I don't want to do this
Ghostking: (turning away from the intro cam and facing Johnny) you want to end it, you get to tell it
Moonlight: (also facing Johnny) besides you are going to take the blame… not us
Ghostking: Yeah… that too
Johnny: Oh too late time for the story
Ghostking and Moonlight: (glaring at Johnny)
After Moonlight left Mark turned to M.I.R.A, Gauntlet, and Samantha and said "So… what are we going to do now"
"I don't know about you but I'm going to beat Sonic at basketball" M.I.R.A said.
Sonic smirked and said "You're on" and they headed to the basketball court behind Mark.
"Well we could go on to interviewing a lot of Sonic Heroes" Gauntlet suggested
"Yeah sure, why not" Mark said not really caring.
(INTERVIEW'S POV)
Amy and Moonlight was making out in front of the camera with a bunch of heart-shaped roses in the background.
"Oh yeah" Amy moaned.
Before the rating had to change because of these two, Johnny walked in and dragged Moonlight behind the camera while Amy just wiped the saliva off her.
"GET TO WORK" Johnny screamed in Moonlight's ear grumbling about how he's going to get back at Ghostking for doing this.
(SWITCH CAMERA)
Tails was messing with the camera in front of a biplane and sky background.
"There" Tails smiled, admiring the improvements he made on the camera.
"WHAT THE FERRET?!" Gauntlet yelled as he came in the room, his left hand was missing.
"Oh hey I just made some modifications to the camera" Tails said holding it up.
Gauntlet grabbed the camera and pushed a button on the side and the thing turned back into a mashed up version of his hand.
"GOD DAMN IT, TAILS THIS WASN'T JUST A CAMERA THIS WAS MY EFFING HAND" Gauntlet said looking pissed off.
"… Whoops" Tails trying to look as sorry as ever.
All of a sudden Gauntlet fired a massive plasma beam trying to fry Tails' tails off.
"What the heck man" Tails said kind of terrified of Gauntlet.
"… Whoops" Gauntlet smirked.
(SWITCH CAMERA)
"So Amy, why did you-" Monica tried to ask but Moonlight cut her off.
"What is your idea of the perfect date?" Moonlight asked pushing Monica out of the way becoming the host for Amy.
"THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I QQUUIITT, I'm going home" Monica yelled storming out of the studio, through the portal that brought her here, and heads back home.
(SECURITY CAMERA'S POV)
Johnny was sitting at the security desk watching the whole thing with Ghostking sitting right next him, not looking at all surprised.
"Wow, that's not good. We need her and all the help we can get" Johnny said to Ghostking.
"Yep" Ghostking said sipping her decaf coffee.
"We need to go get her".
"(Sighs) I'll do it".
"No, no I need to. It's my story and I have to take full responsibility for it. Could you get something out of my desk?"
"Sure" and Ghostking walked into the office and was talked by very familiar love struck Sonic and Mephiles, who just so happened to be drunk as well. "JOHNNY, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU". But Johnny took off towards his special inter dimensional portal sending him to the one place he swore he would never go back to, not in a trillion, billion, gazillion, million years… Earth.
(INTERVIEW'S POV)
Shadow was tearing down the dark and emo backdrop down saying "I'm not emo".
"WHAT THE HELLO" Moonlight screamed at him.
He tries to give Moonlight a real scary look and said "you better fear me".
"You're trying to scare me".
"Oh Shadows going to get it now" Sarah said smiling.
Then Moonlight's face turns into something truly terrifying... JUSTIN BIEBER and everybody in the room were terrified, especially Shadow since Moonlight was getting all in his face. Moonlight said in Justin's gay ass voice "what do you have to say".
Shadow, barely audible, whimpers "sorry"?
Moonlight walks out smiling as his face turns back to normal.
(RESET CAMERA)
The backdrop is now all happy with sunshine's and stuff. Shadow mumbles "I think I like the emo one better", Moonlight walks in with The JB face on and Shadow gets ready for the interview.
(SWITCH CAMERA)
"So Rouge, what was the worst part of Sonic Heroes?" Mark asked.
Rouge was sitting; legs crossed looking like she is trying lay with someone, in front of a Diamonds and Gems background. "Um, I have to say the worst part was when I was trying to steal a chaos emerald from Eggman's base".
"Why?" Mark said a little confused.
"Cause… I still didn't get an emerald".
(SWITCH CAMERA)
"Um… I think Casino Park" Vector said sitting in front of a Dollar signs backdrop.
"Really?" M.I.R.A asked.
"He lost all of his money there" Charmy said busting in, "That was the best thing about the game ever".
"CHARMY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" Vector said chasing after him.
(Third person view {TPV})
Johnny walked down the street he grew up on. 'Why the hello did she have to be here' Johnny thought to himself as he pulled his hat over his face so no one would see him. He walked up to a white stoned building. Johnny knocked on the door and a nice young lady opened it, she looked about 29.
"Can I help you?" she asked in a sing-song voice.
"Yeah… is a Monica Cleveland here" Johnny asked keeping his head down.
"Oh, are you her boyfriend?" Monica's mother asked sweetly.
Johnny face palmed hard "NO I'M NOT HER BOYFR- can I talk to her please?"
"Sure, MONICA GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW" Monica's mother yelled, losing her sweetness in the process.
Monica walked up to the door and saw Johnny "What are you doing at my house" She asked ticked off.
"You need to come back, I do anything. PLEASE without someone else to keep the balance I will get suicidal" Johnny said begging on his knees.
(INTERVIEW'S POV)
"Are you sure we can borrow this room" Amy asked as they walked in an abounded interview room.
"Amy, its ok this is my interview room. Nothing to fear" Moonlight said smiling as he locked the door to the room.
"Your right" Amy said taking her seat.
"Now, your original theme song was 'My sweet passion', would you change that for any reason?" Moonlight asked.
"Well, yeah I would. I think 'According to you' by Orianthi would be my new theme song".
"Ok, what is your favorite fast food joint?"
"Carl's Jr."
"The best thing about Sonic Heroes, Goooo"
"Seaside Hill, cause the view and the beach was great"
"Are you a virgin?"
"Come and find out"
Moonlight jumped up from behind the camera and tackled Amy. Clothes started flying up in the air and before the rating had to be changed higher, the camera shined the low battery sign and shut off.
(SWITCH CAMERA)
"ええと、私は最善のソニックの英雄について自己いるアイデアだったと言わなければなりません。"Said game designer Takashi Iizuka.
"How the heck are you allowed in here" Moonlight said, his fur all mangled up from before.
"原因の気のゲームを作成する; 好きではない場合私の日本のお尻にキスします。"He said standing up to look all intimidating.
"Uh Buddy, you don't read much do you?" Sarah said as Moonlight's face turned into… JAPANESE JUSTIN BIEBER.
"〈人を〉喜ばせる, 楽しませる, 満足させる; 〈…の〉気に入る" Takashi said running out of here.
(TPV)
Johnny walked up to Controlled Chaos Studios carrying a large duffel bag. He laid it down on the board room table and opened it in front of Ghostking.
"YOU'RE DEAD" Monica screamed as she jumped Johnny.
"You kidnapped Monica from earth?" Ghostking asked watching Johnny getting the crud beat out of him by Monica, she wasn't going to help because she was upset with the whole it blew up cliché back there.
"We needed to finish it ok. GET OFF OF ME" Johnny said pushing Monica off of him.
(INTERVIEW'S POV)
"My favorite level was the forest one, because the frogs reminded me of Froggy" Big the cat said sitting in front of a Froggy backdrop.
"What is this" Johnny said walking in. Moonlight handed him note that read:
親愛なるジョニー ・ の場合我々 の文字を使用するのには、それらのすべてを使用する必要があります。我々 は我々 の要求に適合しない場合は法的措置を余儀なきます。ありがとうし、天気の良い日を心から、あるセガ
"It's a good thing I took Japanese, or I wouldn't be able to read this" Johnny said
(INTERVIEW'S POV)
"I only agreed to do this because Sega forced me into a binding contract" Espio said sitting in front of a Dojo backdrop, "But I refuse to answer ridiculous Questions"
"Ok how about, oh, where did you receive your ninja training?" Monica said she was giving triple salary if she agreed to finish it.
"Classified" Espio said plainly
"This is going to be a long night" Monica sighed, lowering her head.
(SWITCH CAMERA)
"I have to say there weren't any bad moments except Metal madness, he was an evil dangerous monster. But we kic-UHGG" Amy started to say when she suddenly started throwing up.
"AMY" Moonlight yelled helping her.
"Oh this is not good" Johnny said.
(TPV)
Johnny had gathered everybody into the meeting room except Lexi so she can look over the tapes to figure out how this happened.
"Ok we have bad news, terrible news, and WTF news… which would you guys wants to hear first?" Johnny said looking at everybody, in order from left to right was Gauntlet, Jordon, Moonlight, Amy, Sonic, Espio, Charmy, Shadow, Sarah, Ghostking, Monica, Mark, Samantha, M.I.R.A, Vector, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Big, Omega, and Rouge.
"I think we should receive the bad to worse news first" Ghostking said, kind of unnerved by the way Sarah was glaring at Amy.
"Ok fair enough… uh well Amy is pregnant" Johnny said plainly. Everybody except Amy turned to him.
"What, Amy your pre-pre-pregnant?" Moonlight asked, totally confused.
"Now the worst news is… Fusajiro Yamauchi and Isao Okawa are coming here". Everybody kind of freaked out.
"YOU MEAN THE CREATORS OF NINTENDO AND SEGA ARE COMING HERE, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH" Pretty much everybody screamed. Johnny and Ghostking were the only two that weren't freaking out.
"Everybody calm down" They kept repeating, eventually it worked.
"Now the WTF news is…" He paused as everyone leaned in, "some one ate my cookies". He then broke down crying over cookies.
"Oh those were yours, well delish that is all I have to say about them" Mark smiled liking his lips. Johnny looked up and screamed "If it wasn't for the fact that you are Ghostking's O.C, I'D KILL YOU".
"Ok let's calm down" Moonlight said stepping in. "we have to prepare for when they get here".
"Yeah the hybrid is right" Monica agreed, Moonlight just face palmed, "now first we have to find out is how Amy got pregnant". Just then the doors were busted down and standing there was two Japanese dudes wearing t-shirts under their business jackets, blue jeans, and expansive kicks. The one on the right had a green, blue, and red shirt with a big Nintendo logo on it, he was really young, about 26, and had jet black hair, but looked a little pissed. The other guy was a little older, had a little puffer hair, and his shirt was blue with the Sega logo on it. They walked over towards Johnny and Ghostking.
"Hello sirs, what a pleasant sur- OWWWW" Johnny and Ghostking started to say before Isao Okawa and Fusajiro Yamauchi slapped them both.
"何 2 つのことがあるか。最悪の著者らはこれまでです。"They said simutanlesly. Then Lexi came in with a tape in her hand.
"I know how it happppp- AHAHAHA" She screamed before sliding the tape across the table and running out of the room
"uh… lot of problems with that one" Johnny chuckled nervously. Fusajiro picked up the tape and placed it in the VCR in the corner of the room. The screen turned on and reveled Moonlight and Amy… going at it.
"Oh I'm doom" Moonlight said his ears flopping on his head. Everyone turned towards him.
"［1人称複数主格］ 我々は［が］, 私たちは［が］..." Fusajiro started
"… 場合はこれを今停止し、我々 の文字のすべてをインタビューように我々 に言う" Isao finished. He placed a game cover on the table and it read Sonic Heroes 2.
"What I can't do that, you know how long it took for me to make this?" Johnny protested but they just left.
"Well were screwed" Johnny admitted defeated.
Johnny: I hate Isao Okawa and Fusajiro Yamauchi Right now
Isao:
［乗務員などが乗客に対して用いて］我々の列車［飛行機, 船（など）］…
Fusajiro: …
［文法上同じ性質の語・句・節を対等につないで］ …と…, および, そして
Johnny: No I'm good
Ghostking: If you guys figure out what
was said in Japanese you get virtually cookies and cake
Johnny: she just doesn't know Japanese that's why
Ghostking: Not true
Johnny: Really? Ok what am I saying;
私は最大の著者、私はあなたの上司、あなたを愛して
Ghostking: Give me a second to copy and paste
Johnny: WHAT? NO
OOOOOO. I FORGOT ABOUT THE TRANSLATOR ON MICROSOFT WORD
Moonlight: We're doomed