Cedric Diggory? (Explanation at bottom) It's war of the worlds! He's my absolute FAVORITE Harry Potter character! But what is he doing here in Forks? And isn't he DEAD!?
Cho is with him, and they're walking right towards us.
"OHMIGOD, Cedric Diggory!" screams Alice. She's a HUGE Harry Potter fan.
"OHMIGOD, Alice Cullen!" Wait, what?
They run to each other and hug (uhhh…HOW do they know each other?) leaving Cho and me in the dust.
"Uhhh…Alice? How do you know him?" I ask.
Alice and Cedric untangle. "Oh, we went to school together. In TEXAS!" Okayyyyyyy…
"Cedric, aren't you DEAD!?"
"Err…no that was a typo." Didn't see THAT coming.
"You remind me vaguely of Edward…" I muse.
"Err...no I don't!" he says too quickly, his eyes darting from left to right.
"You do, Cedric…" says Alice.
"Err…CRUCIO!" says Cedric/Edward (Edric!). Alice leaps out and pushes me away just in time.
"WHAT THE F, CEDRIC!?" she screams.
"You must DIE!!" he yells.
Alice goes and punches him in the face. He collapses. Cho randomly faints.
"Great, two more people to add to the causality list." Cho, Cedric, Anonymous Milkman.
"Now the fun begins!" says Alice.
I groan.
Okay, maybe not the BEST chapter, but I'm sick and that's the best I can do. No flames!
If you don't already know, the guy who plays Edward in the Twilight movie also played Cedric in the Harry Potter movie. He looks better as Cedric than Edward. (Edward looks perverted!) I don't like his eyebrows as Edward either. Edward doesn't have a British accent! (Though Carlisle should, since he's from England…)