Disclaimer: Ahem. Look at the summary. Do we sound creative enough to create PoT? We are merely borrowing the characters for our own sadistic pleasure. (ZOMG! Fuji's taken over Tasha's body!)
Author: BlackGold Ficcies Inc.
Rating: T+
Summary: The Seigaku Tennis Team regulars, ichinen trio, and some girls are assigned the infamous egg project! (insert corny horror music)
Warnings: CRACK! Shounen-ai, sugar-high authoresses, pointless fluff, death fic (with a twist), Fuji, OC's- NOT MARY-SUES! (They can't be, since they don't have too much personality in this ficlet.) First attempt at a PoT fic. Characters may--no--WILL be OOC. Angst. OH THE ANGST!
Pairings implied: Golden pairing (duh!), TezuFuji (double duh!), InuiKai, RyoSaku, TakaOC (somewhat), One-sided KachiroOC (kawaii! -), KatsuoKachiro later on.
C'mon people, 380+ hits, and only 2 reviews? That's like a review for every 190 hits! Geez, if we can get off our lazy butts to type, you can too! (And remember that reviewing is good advertising for your own stories, since we worship our reviewers )
And now:
runningondreams: Yeah, sorry we're late replying. Sheer ridiculousness, ne? We've never had someone tell us that before, but we love you for it!
Sky Rose: It's actually supposed to jump from couple to couple, in order that the events happen. And I guess that neither one of us is in the correct mind set. BTW, Tasha loved Rivaled Kisses!
SAKI (& TAKA)
Saki awoke with a start. Where was she again? This room didn't look familiar.
'Oh. That's right. I'm at Kawamura-sempai's house because it was too late for me to walk home by myself.' She frowned. 'He could have walked me home. It would have been nice to have a conversation other than about Suki, tennis, or sushi. And...' She blushed. 'I could have gotten a kiss on my doorstep!' She sighed.
Wait a minute. Lets rewind that. 'DoorstepmyonkissagottenhavecouldIand Sushiortennissukiaboutthanotherconversationahavetonicebeenhavewouldit. MyselfbyhomewalktomeforlatetoowasitbecausehouseKawamurasempai'satI'm. Right--'
STOP!
PLAY!
'--right. I'm at Kawamura-sempai's house.' PAUSE! ... 'Kawamura-sempai's house.' Oh. Em. Gee. She started to open her mouth to squee loudly, but then realized Taka, his younger sister (who must be TOTALLY adorable.), and parents might still be sleeping. She crept out of the room and squeed as quietly as she could.
Saki went back into Taka's sister's room. She was borrowing one of Taka's oversized shirts to sleep in, and she started to search for the school uniform she'd worn here.
The first thing she did when she found was sniff and check it for stains. Ehh, it could be reworn again today. She picked up Suki and her little container, and went downstairs to thank Taka and give him his shirt back before she left for school.
(3 Author's/Notes: 1. Just so ya'll know, Oishi and Taka really DO have younger sisters, but they never appear in the series. So we made up their names, okay? 2. Try saying 'Saki and Taka' 5 times fast. You'll say 'Saka and Taki' eventually. If we ever misspell it, that's why. 3. That backwards stuff is REALLY hard to write)
FUJI & TEZUKA
"Kuni-chyaaan?"
"...Syusuke. It's 7:30 in the morning. What could you possibly want?" Tezuka tried to glare at him, but ended up looking silly since he'd just got woken up.
"...My parents called. They've...found out. About me...and you."
"Didn't they already know you were gay?"
"Of course they did! They've always known; That's why Yuuta was born! They just didn't know that we were...You know.." Fuji made a vague hand gesture.
"...Doing it." Fuji explained.
"Ah. How did they come to that conclusion?" Tezuka was trying to stay calm.
"Ehehe...they found the lube I keep in the closet."
"I TOLD you that was a bad place for it."
"Where was I supposed to hide it? In Yuuta's room? I don't want to get HIM in trouble!"
"Well, I don't see what the problem is. We can't get pregnant or anything"
( /Sequel hint: Or so you think, Tezzie-chan. Or so you think...Nfu fu fu fu! )
"No, they know that, but they just think it's a little early, and that I should've saved myself for marriage. I told them that we were getting married anyway, but--Ne, Kuni-chan?"
Tezuka sighed. "Yes, Syusuke, what is it?"
"Do you think I'd look good in Okaa-san's old wedding dress?"
"You can't wear it if it's white; that's for the people who did save themselves for marriage."
Fuji contemplated that. "Okaa-san was two months pregnant with Yumiko, though."
"Doesn't matter. Besides, it probably wouldn't fit you anyway"
HORIO (& INUI)
He should be paying attention to the English teacher, but Horio was Thinking for once. No, not about the uses of an adjective. About his future.
Wow. That's some pretty deep shit considering it's Horio we're talking about.
If two little eggs were hard to take care of, imagine what it would be like with actual kids! And a wife!... A wife. Hmm... what would his wife be like?
In the midst of thinking of his fantasy girlfriend/wife/significant other, he is called on to answer a question. Let us watch and be amused as the teacher yells at an unconcious kid.
Horio finally woke up, only to find his english teacher standing with his arms crossed, and his eyebrow twitching. "Horio. Go sit in the hall before I lose my patience. Itte yosh."
Once in said hallway, Horio continued thinking. (Do you smell something burning?) Seriously, what kind of girl would his wife be?
She'd have to be nice. That was a given. And she'd need to appreciate his...actually by the time he was old enough to get married, he'd have 8 years of tennis experience! And she'd be really shy and pretty. He thought maybe she'd play sports a bit, so their kids would be great athletes. Horio had once seen a picture of a girl with pink hair and blue eyes on a magazine cover, and he thought she was pretty. His wife would look like that. Yeah.
But she could NOT be bossy. He was going to be the man of the house, not her. She'd just be sweet and completely dependant on him. And they'd have two kids, one of each gender.
The girl would act a lot like her mother, and be very pretty, but she wouldn't be interested in dating any boys. Oh no, Horio's daughter would excel academically and be very smart. She'd marry eventually, of course, and her father would approve the boy.
And his son would be a tennis star, who was the captian of the Seigaku tennis team. And Echizen's kid wouldn't make the regulars team...Yeah, that's great. But then he supposed he should be realistic. Okay, fine, his son had a weakness in schoolwork. But his aneki helped him along, so all was well!
And then the bell rang, and Horio darted back into the room to grab his stuffs, and get to his next class.
EIJI (& OISHI)
Eiji stared in dismay at his lunch. The school was serving hamburgers, which he liked, but the omelet incident had got him thinking. This was some animal's little baby!
Eiji poked it with a fork. Should he eat it? Maybe Fujiko would know...
"Fujiko-chan?"
Fuji wore his usual unreadable smile. "Yes, Eiji?"
"I was saying to Oishi yesterday how it felt like I was betraying Shujiko-chan by eating an omelette, so I wasn't going to eat them anymore, but then I thought...This hamburger is some poor animal's little baby, too! I wouldn't like it if Shuji got eaten, so why am I eating someone else's baby!" Eiji ranted to his friend.
"Hmm...maybe you should become a vegetarian, Eiji?"
"Nya, but Fujiko, how would I do my acrobatic play if I were a vegetable? I don't think they can even move or think..."
"A vegetarian, not a vegetable. A vegetarian is someone who doesn't eat meat."
Eiji brightened up. "Hoi, that's a great idea!" Fuji was about to eat the rest of his lunch, but Eiji stopped him. "Fujiko-chan! I can't believe you'd do that when you're the one with TWO kids!"
Fuji sighed as he put his food back down, and then smiled at Eiji. "Then shall we become vegetarians together?"
"Hoi! Let's do that, then!"
Fuji continued smiling as he dipped the vegetables provided with the school lunch into his wasabi.
TOMO (& RYOMA)
Tomo was sitting by herself, but she wasn't screaming for Ryoma-sama or Sakuno to come sit with her. Oh no, she was scheming.
Sakuno had offered her 500 yen to watch Kumo and Taichi while she practiced. Tomo knew that Tezuka-buchou was getting impatient with the way some of the regulars (Fuji-sempai and Kikumaru-sempai especially) doted on their egg-babies.
So Tomo was formulating a plan for...DAYCARE SERVICE!
Yes that's right, daycare service for eggs. Everyone else except her had tennis practice everyday before and after school. It was perfect! Only...she didn't know how much to charge.
Ryoma-sama had their own egg-babies with him, so she was cuddling Sakuno's two boys since they weren't around. Should Sakuno get a discount charge, for the inspiration? (And because they're friends?)
But, But...what if no one needed daycare? And what if they all eventually went broke and couldn't pay her? Why was she thinking this? Sakuno was the smart one!
Tomo shrugged it off and began making a sign.
At the very end, she had a sign that said "Eggsitting by Tomo-chan!" in big red letters. Under that, in smaller purple letters, it read "250 yen per hour." and her phone number and address. The sign was decorated with little eggs in blue and pink clothes.
And with that, Tomo ran off to advertise her new business.
SEIMI & KACHIRO
"Takita-sempai?"
"Nyu? What do you want?" Seimi turned around to face him and cocked her head confusedly.
Kachiro looked down shyly, (A/N: CYUUUTTE!) "Wo-would you um... Like to go somewhere? Um, I mean on Sunday? With... me? " Oh, Kachiro. You tomato, you!
She pulled a little black leather booklet from her tennis bag. "Hmm... I have plans with someone that Sunday." She flipped the page, "How about next Sunday?"
Kachiro didn't know whether to be happy (she offered for a different time) or depressed. (She offered because she already had plans with someone ELSE.)
"Kachiro-kun?" He snapped out of his thoughts. Yeah. He should probably answer her question, before she walked away.
"U-un. Takita-sempai? Do you mind if I ask who you have plans WITH?"
"Nope! Go right ahead and ask!" (A/N: Wow. Just... wow.)
"... Who do you have plans with?" 'Please say your brother, please say your brother...'
"I have plans with..." she paused for dramatic effect, "Yuu-tan. All I did was tell him there's free pie! You'd be surprised at what a sweet tooth he is under all that 'I hate Aniki' exterior."
"Free pie?"
"Just for me and him," she thought about that. Then she added, "...and whoever he brings along." She hoped it wasn't Mizuki-san this time. There was something about him that made her hate him with every fiber of her being. "Why, did you want free pie, too?"
Kachiro blinked at her. It was wrong to think of a sempai as dense, even though she had good grades in school, but... How could she NOT see it by now!
"Maybe next Sunday"
KATSUO (& SAKUNO)
"Katsuo! Kachiro-kun is on the phone for you!" Katsuo had been in the middle of his homework when his mother, Mizuno Maruko, called up to him. Of course, homework can wait when one's crush/best friend is on the phone for you.
Ah yes. Katsuo had had a crush on Kachiro since he first talked to him in grade school. It was love at first sight. Almost. Okay, love at, like, sixth sight, but anyway.
"Ah, moshi moshi, Kachiro."
"Takita-sempaaiii"
"Eh? What about her?" Katsuo had a feeling that he wasn't going to like it, whatever it was...
Kachiro told of the conversation with Seimi and his crush on her. Katsuo was glad that Kachiro couldn't see his face because he was close to crying.
He wiped the tears that were burning under his eyelids. "Maybe you should give up on her. Doesn't she like Fuji-sempai's little brother?" He hoped he didn't sound too desperate, and if he did, his friend didn't notice.
"Maybe I should, but..." There was a pause on the other side.
'But what, Kachiro?' He thought. 'You'll end up being rejected and hurt. I don't want you to get hurt.' The tears came back.
"But I can't HELP it! Under all that density, she's really nice, and sweet, and pretty! Well, she's pretty ABOVE all that density, too, but still."
"Remember Kachiro, beauty is only skin deep. Maybe it's just a physical crush." Because, for crying out loud, that girl had, like, the BIGGEST chest in the eighth grade.
"Katsuo-kuuun?" Crap. He was about to ask a favor. "Could you, um..." He heard Kachiro gulp on the other line, "Could you talk to Takita-sempai? Find out what she likes in a guy?"
"You mean it's not obvious what kind of guy she likes? Act like Fuji-sempai's younger brother and you'll be fine." He thought he sounded a bit harsh. But he was angry, dammit! Why did Kachiro continue to chase after a girl who is too damn clueless to realize he likes her, even though the guy makes it so blindingly obvious? Why was Kachiro coming to HIM, of all people, for help with a crush? It's not like he'd ever dated a girl, much less LIKED one. He was crying now. So many questions presented themselves and he wanted answers. NOW. But it's not like he could straight up ask Kachiro what kind of guy HE liked.
"Katsuo...? What's wrong?" Kachiro sounded concerned, but like he had been crying too.
"Why, Kachiro? Why do you continue talking to me as if I didn't get mad at you?"
"Why are you mad at me?" There were choked sobs on the other line. "Katsuo, why?" They were practically shouting at each other now.
"Nothing." He sighed and collected his breath."I'll talk to Takita-sempai for you. " He promptly hung up and went to bed.
Maruko wanted to know what all the shouting was for and came up to her son's room. Only to find he was already in bed asleep. She'd ask in the morning. He looked as if her son had been crying. She lightly kissed his forehead and murmured a good night to him. As she left, she wondered if he and Kachiro-kun had gotten in a fight. Her son had loved Kachiro for a long time, she didn't want them to fight now. She turned back to the closed door and whispered, "Keep fighting Katsuo."
In the midst of Katsuo's dreams, he smiled.
Another special chat, but with me and Tashy this time.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin)/Angie says:
Gawd, got enough angst there? They're only 12!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS/Tasha says:
I don't know.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
...aren't you answering?
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Daniel's pissing me off
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Sorrys
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
But. It's going to be cute eventually.
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
You know that.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
duh
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Me too!
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
OISHI
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
you too what?
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
I want my money back too
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
high school never ends!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
what did you say?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Seigaku are strawberry hottiemuffins!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
yell
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
YUPYUP
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
anyways.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
pulls string on mizuki plushie's back Ne, Yuuta-kun?
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Open up cracky brainstorm
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
make me
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
pulls string on mizuki plushie's back Nfu steals mizuki plushie and pulls string Purple Ghei Powers, YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
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SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Shiozawa Hidaemasa and Akira Ishida are AWESOME
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
confused yet?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
dunno who the first one is
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
but the other is PGF
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Tenimyu actor. Akira Ishida is the voice actor. Not the purple ghei faerie
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
i know THAT
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
that's what I meant
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
oh
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
I SO knew that
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
I want to run away with Mzuki's voice
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
lol
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
It's better with it's hands than he is.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Nfu
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
NOL
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
wtf?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Nfu + lol?
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
N Nfu O out L Loud
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Nfu out loud
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
nmao!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
We are the QUEENS of acronyms
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
hell yeahZ!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
NOL
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
I'm bored.
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Metoonfu
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
metoonfu?
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
peter griffin laugh shweet.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
wtf is that?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
hey
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Listen
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
It' headstrong!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
m.e.t.o.o.n.f.u
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
that.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Now GO!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Go where?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
GO AND PLAY DONKEY KONGA 2 TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
oh.
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Nah. I'm good
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
I'm hungry.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
O
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
K YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Let me rephrase that
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
rephrase what?
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
GO AND PLAY DONKEY KONGA 2 TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT, AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
oh.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
Cos I'm tired
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
you're mean.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
and I have smut to read
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
and PSATs to study for
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
ooo.. about smut.
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
nighty-night
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
not psats
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Ja ne
YIARSM (Yuuta is a Raspberry SweetieMuffin) says:
don't let the mizukis bite
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
Mizuki's don't bite GIRLS.
SWEET MUFFIN OF TENNIS! says:
I'll leave you alone now. Oyasumi.
Okay. That was a weird conversation. Then again, we ARE weird people. So ya. REVIEW PLEASE!