Dawn Bellwether finished wiping the cold stainless steel seat and then dropped her disinfectant wipe into the bowl. She pressed the flush button, and with a powerful woooshhhh! the toilet was as clean as a toilet next to a prison cafeteria could get.

Three down. One to go.

Bellwether pushed her supply cart to the last toilet in the privacy-free row. "Oh my," she said as she saw about two rolls' worth of paper in the unflushed bowl. She pressed the flush button.

The ex-mayor stared at the water flowing over the rim for a moment. "Time for my break."


Drabbler's note: Title, but not the plot, borrowed from a 2010 episode of The Penguins of Madagascar.