Hi, this Idea has been floating in my head all week, so I decided what better way to spend part of my Birthday than to get this out of my head.
I hope you enjoy protective brother Sokka.
I-am-the-Wolf
I-am-the-Wolf - So why are you talking to my sister
Crazy Air - Huh?
I-am-the-Wolf - My sister has been chatting with you everyday for a week. Why?
Crazy Air - Ohhhh, you must be WTG's brother. Nice to meet you.
I-am-the-Wolf - WTF ever. Why are you talking to my sister so much.
Crazy Air - Because I like chatting with her. I didn't realize that was a bad thing.
I-am-the-Wolf - It is if you're the wrong kind of person.
Aang scratched his head in confusion
Crazy Air - And what exactly is the wrong kind of person?
I-am-the-Wolf - The kind of sick pervert who uses the internet to try and lure young women into a one night stand or worse.
Crazy Air - I'm not that kinda person.
I-am-the-Wolf - Is that so?
Crazy Air - It's so.
I-am-the-Wolf - Fine. I'll take your word for it. But if you do ANYTHING to hurt her I'll track you down and do to you what I did to the last asshole that disrespected my sister.
Aang giggled a bit and rolled his eyes.
Crazy Air - Oh yeah? And what was that?"
I-am-the-Wolf - I killed the bitch.
Aang laughed.
Crazy Air - LOL. Seriously, what did you do?
I-am-the-Wolf - Fine. Don't believe me…
Aang sat and contemplated. WaterTribeGirl had commented once that she had a crazy older brother, but had he actually killed someone who'd disrespected his sister.
I-am-the-Wolf - You still there kid? If you are a kid.
Crazy Air - I'm here.
I-am-the-Wolf - We have an understanding?
Crazy Air - Yeah, I get it. Hurt WTG, end up six feet under.
I-am-the-Wolf - Good.
Mamaaaaaa I'm leavin' 'way from home to join the circus,
And Papaaaaaa I'm goin' to that place what the clowns get down, get down
Sista I know that there are lion, tigers and bears
I'll be safe and sure to call y'all when I get there
I've got the greatest show on earth
Oh what you want, what you need?
Wanna drink? Wanna chief?
I've got it, I've got
"Yes Twinkletoes, what is it.?"
"Toph, why'd it take you so long to answer the phone? You made my ring tone a song you really like listening to again, didn't you?" Aang asked.
Toph tightened the towel around herself "Is that your way of saying 'Sorry I interrupted your shower' cause if it is it's a pretty fucked up way of goin' about it."
She heard Aang huff "Sorry. Anyway, I just had a really nice chat conversation with WTG's brother."
The earth bender shook her head "What did Snoozles do?"
"Did he really kill a guy?"
"He didn't kill him-"she answered
"That's what I thought."
"Yeah, I stopped him before he could."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, he beat the shit out of this kid a couple of years ago." she said casually as she dried the water out of her hair "I mean like literally. You think something like that is an expression, but Snoozles actually made the dude shit his tidies."
"What!? Why." Aang's voice squeaked a little.
"The guy did some pretty fucked up shit, disrespected Sweetness real bad. When Big Bro found out he went and handled it. He almost went to jail, but the kid didn't press charges."
"What the hell did the guy do?"
"That's not for me to say."
"What the fuc…oh my god. He really tried to kill somebody and now he's targeting me."
Toph's voice got serious "What did you do?"
"Nothing. I didn't do a damn thing. But he said if I did he was going to do the same thing to me."
Toph pinched the bridge of her nose "First of all you wouldn't do anything like that. Second of all did you forget you're the Avatar. If you let one guy beat you to death then you deserve to die."
"Real nice Toph."
"Just sayin'. Look, Snoozles is a good guy. He's just really protective over Sweetness, especially since their mom died."
"Their mom died?"
"Yeah. She was really sick for a few years. She died about six months before I met them. I don't know what they use to be like, but I know the whole thing was really hard on them."
"I bet." he said feeling sad for his new online friend and her brother.
"Look Twinkletoes, I'm going to finish getting ready for bed. You getting online?"
"Um yeah, in a little bit."
"I'll catch you there then." she said pulling a t-shirt out of her drawer.
"Yeah, okay, later."
"Later."
I-am-the-Wolf, ThatBlindChick has sent you a video chat request.
Accept Decline
Sokka clicked the button "Hey Toph, what's up?"
The girl with the pale green eyes had her arms crossed tightly across her chest "Why are you threatening my friend?"
Sokka turned his head and mumbled "Fuckin'snitch." then he turned back to his computer screen "Baby went running to a girl for protection?"
"This girl can kick your ass. He just wanted to know if you were bullshiting about the killing a kid thing."
"And what did you tell him?"
"The truth, that you damn near killed him but I was there to stop you."
Sokka rested his chin in his hand "Did you tell him why?"
"No. I wouldn't tell Katara's business like that."
"Yeah, I know."
"Seriously though, back off Twinkles, he's really a good guy. He would never do that."
Sokka shifted in his chair "And how do you know."
"The same way I know that you're a really good guy." Sokka got quiet "Look, I love Sweetness too, and I don't want anything to happen to her either. I also love Twinkles like a brother, trust me, it's okay that they're talking."
The song that is Toph's ringtone for Aang is Greatest Show on Earth by Macy Grey from the Idlewild soundtrack.
