Coming up next, Butthead cuts government waste and Beavis cuts the cheese, after this.
Chapter 4
Beavis, Butthead, and the 3 ladies were walking down to the Hokage mansion sense the boys could not teleport like the 3 women can as they were ninja and all. On the way, the boys kept staring at Tsunade's huge rack that was in her outfit. After a few minutes of staring, she noticed the boys staring at her boobs and she decided to ask them an obvious question.
"What are you boys looking at?"
They didn't hear her as they kept staring at her rack that's sticking out of her jacket a bit. Sakura noticed Tsunade's words and saw what the boys were staring at. She was about to pound the boys on the head pretty hard with her fists when Tsunade beat her to it.
"Quit staring at my boobs you little perverts!" She said with mad look on her face with her fist still clenched.
"Yeah Beavis" Butthead said to Beavis as he turned his head to the other boy. "Quit staring at her Boobs. Uh huh huh. You Pervert."
"Oh ya. Heh heh heh"
Then Tsunade spoke up. "That goes for you too Butthead."
"Uh….Okay. Uh huh huh."
The two boys got up and continued to follow the ladies. After an hour and a few beatings from the 3 ladies for the constant staring at their boobs and their butts, they finally arrive at the mansion. They walk in, and have gone through the reception area and the halls until they make it to the work place. The 3 ladies take their usual spots with Tsunade sitting down in her chair at her desk while the 2 boys stand right in front of her desk.
"Now then. Beavis. Butthead. I will need to write a report on you two on what you can tell me about yourselves and where you came from."
The boys tell Tsunade a little bit about what they know about Highland saying them in a very stupid and nonsense way while Tsunade tries to explain some questions to them in their level still answering them in stupid ways.
Tsunade sighs as she writes what she can about what little info they can give out. While she fills out the forms, Butthead looked around the office a bit and Beavis suddenly sticks his left finger up his nose and openly picks it. Shizune and Sakura saw that and looked disgusted at Beavis.
"Ugh! How can he just do that in front of us like that?" Shizune thought. "That is just gross."
"That is so disgusting" Sakura thought right after Shizune had her thoughts.
Just then, Tsunade finished her paperwork on the boys and started to look up to face the boys.
"Alright boys, you two are hereby…"She suddenly stopped when she saw Beavis Picking his nose. "Ugh! Beavis! How can you do that in front of us women like that?" Tsunade asked beavis with a very disgusted Look.
"Um…Like this?" Beavis responded by sticking his finger further up his nose and picked it more. "Heh heh heh"
"Butthead." She suddenly asks him. "Doesn't it bother you that beavis is picking his nose like that?"
Uh…No? Uh huh huh."
The 3 women sighed at their care free acts when Tsunade spoke up again. "Never mind. You boys are officially citizens of Konahagakure. The Village hidden in the leaves. I will let the officials know that you 2 are Citizens to this village and hopefully they wont give you any trouble."
Tsunade then reaches into her desk and digs out 2 bundles of bills and handed them out to the boys. Beavis stops his gold digging and receives his money while Butthead got his wod of cash.
"That money should get you by for a little while. I also put you 2 on a welfare program that should sent you checks every month until you 2 can find a job here to earn extra yourselves. Now I want you to go out and find a place to live. After you find a place, let me or Shizune know and I will take care of things for u on it."
"Do you have any questions so far?"
"Butthead spoke up and looked out the window. Uh…Uh huh huh. What's with the faces on that rock? Uh huh huh.
"Shizune Looked out the window and answered the question for Tsunade. "That the Hokage monument. Every person who has ever lead this village has had their face carved on the rock. They are currently working on lady Tsunades face and it will be done in about 2 years."
"I got a rock formation in my pants. Uh huh huh"
"Yeah. Heh. Me too. Heh heh heh."
"Oh my god! You boys are sick in the head…Literary!" Shizune said getting what sick joke the boys were talking about. The boys started laughing again thinking about their own rock formations.
Then Tsunade spoke up again. "now then if you don't have any questions or rude comments, you two may go now. I have a lot of work to do and I am sure you two would like to explore the village. Just make sure you stay out of trouble ok?"
"Uh…okay. Uh huh huh. Beavis and Butthead then walked out of the office. After they left, the 3 women sighed in relief. Tsunade then spoke up. "Finally, I thought we'd never get those two out of here."
"I know it." Sakura spoke up. "Those boys are disgusting stupid perverts. I mean they kept trying to look at your chest lady Tsunade."
"I think I would skip lunch today." Shizune spoke up still looking a little grossed out. "After watching Beavis pick his nose in front of us women like that without any thoughts at all, I don't think I can eat for a while. Yuck!"
Tsunade sighed and then spoke up again. "Sakura, you are free to go for the day. Make sure you report here at sunrise tomorrow morning for more medical training."
"Yes lady Tsunade. Have a good day Shizune." Sakura then walked out the room. After that, Tsunade continued to work on her piles of paper work that was stacked up at the side of her desk.
"Shizune." Tsunade spoke up after a few forms were filled out.
Shizune Looked at Tsunade "Yes?"
"Go bring Kakashi Hatake here right away."
"Yes milady." Shizune then disappeared in a puff of smoke. After 10 minutes. Shizune and Kakashi reappeared in front of Tsunade who looked up to see they arrived in her office. Kakashi appears to have a mask on covering his mouth and his headband is covering one of his eyes.
"You summoned for me Lady Tsunade?"
"Yes I did." Tsunade then picked out a couple of photos of Beavis and Butthead and handed them to Kakashi. "I want you to find and follow those two boys around and observe their actions and activities. Then report back to me with your acquired information on them."
Kakashi nodded. "Right away milady. What are their names?"
"The blond hair boys name is Beavis and the brown hair boy is Butthead."
Kakashi suddenly Looked up at her with question. "Beavis and Butthead? What kind of names are those?"
"Those are the names they told me and that's what they call themselves unfortunately. Anyway, they don't appear to be dangerous but from talking to them, they both appear to be really stupid. But I still want you to observe them to see what you can learn about them."
"Understood" Kakashi said as he put the photos in his pocket before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Tsunade then proceeded to work on more of her papers.
And that is the end of Chapter 4 for now. Beavis and Butthead were escorted to the Hokage office and they became citizens of the village hidden in the leaves. Sorry it toke me a little longer then usual to put this chapter up, I had things that kept getting in the way from job searching to a fireworks festival and not to mention my sisters kids spending the night one night. I promise I will try to put chapter 5 up a little earlier this time as soon as I can get the free time. Until then, Cheers!
