In another cubical, there was a man who apparently had a one-night stand with a freak. He had sex with a woman by inserting his foot into her hey-nanny-nanny. Now, THAT'S what I call getting off on the right foot.
When the doctor took a look at his stinky appendage, he yelped, "My God, man! You've got syphilis of the big toe!"
The patient didn't seem to be so surprised.
"Rare, eh?" he told the doctor.
"Not as rare as the girl who came in here yesterday,' the doctor told him. "She had Athlete's Vagina."