A/N: Ahh!!! It's been a very long time. I'm soooorry! I got kind of eeh with this story and so avoided it for a while. Then I got busy failing AP Biology (POO) and junk. Soo sorry, but thank you to you five people who reviewed and you people who alert favorite thinged this. Uhm... Disclaimer time.
Here we go. I own...A trench coat and a humongous crush on a certain hilarious-named senior boy from across my state. ...That was off-topic. He's a funny boy. rrrr! Okay. I also own some apple juice and a copy of She's The Man. Bros...brothers...brethren? Anyway. Twilight I do not own. Although they can keep Robert Pattinson. He's okay in veeery small quantities. When he's not being Edward. aah. Whatevs. Okay. Read this.
Also can I say this is an extremely questionable chapter. It's pretty dull. It's a dud, actually. But do not be discouraged! It is Monday in this chapter. Which means that Tuesday is coming up soon, and all of our favorite vampy people will be in one roooom! And there may be raptor noises if you guys are good. ... rrrr!
And it is still Edward/Bella
So…
Yes, Edward?
I saw something very interesting in Alice's head yesterday…
Ah!
You are so cute when you blush.
… I'm not going to say anything. Go learn something.
Would you like to see me naked?
Bella, are you okay???
I just had a baby heart attack over here.
Sorry.
This is an awkward conversation we're having here.
So it is. But I am enjoying your reactions. You are amusing.
I am rolling my eyes at you.
Are you still mad at Alice and Emmett? They are making me ask.
Eh.
Eh?
Eh.
Ah.
Ah?
Uh…
This is ridiculous.
My apologies.
I hate school. I hate Mondays.
You're cheerful today.
I have a headache.
Do you want me to take you home?
Nooo. I'm just being whiny.
What are you thinking about?
You know who's cute?
Who?
Hugh Dancy!
Who is Hugh Dancy? Is that a new student? I haven't heard anything about this person.
Hugh Dancy is an actor. A super cute British actor. Slash model.
I see. Should I be worried?
He's engaged to Claire Danes.
Who is an actress?
Gosh, Edward. You are not very with the times.
Well, excuse me. I will enroll in a crash course on pop culture. What movies has this Hugh Dancy been in, then?
He is in that movie with Isla Fisher that is exactly like every other movie.
Aha.
It's about shopping. Alice took me to see it. And the whole moral was like moderation in shopping and as soon as we got out she bought me two couture gowns. One of them has to be stored on ice.
????
Because it's made of actual flowers, you see. I'm working on getting her to return it.
And how is that going?
Not so hot. Ha. Because ice and hot.
Are you feeling alright?
Poo on you!
Even when you are being unbearable, I still love you.
Aww. Even when you are being unbearably bearable, I still love you.
I'm confused.
I know. It's super sexy.
My confusion turns you on?
Oh, of course. A guy who is in tune with his surroundings? Puh-lease. A guy who has absolutely no idea what's going on? I want to jump him.
I don't have a reply to that?
It's okay. Do that thing with your hair.
What thing?
The thing where you run your fingers through it and then it looks adorable.
Like this?
*Sigh* Exactly.
You are ridiculous, Bella Swan.
Go! Look up Hugh Dancy! He has messy Edward hair and a British accent!