Bill: HELLO USELESS MORTALS! I am filling in for Ene while she is currently 'sleeping' at the bottom of the stair case. We have the best chapter so far here, because I make an appearance in it!

Dipper: wait who is Ene?

Bill: it's what this author wants to be called!

Dipper: oh… wait she's at the bottom of the stairs!?

Bill: fine I'll wake her up.

Dipper: NO! I like her better like this!

Tamaki's POV (before school club meeting)

"What are we going to do? He knows Haruhi is a girl!" I yelled. Everyone sat around me waiting for an answer to come flying through the window.

"Tamaki! He is only 13, I'm sure we can figure something out." Haruhi said with a supporting smile, but I can tell she is just as worried as me.

"If he tells someone we could be in some serious trouble." Kyoya said pushing his glasses up.

"We could kidnap him!" the twins exclaimed. I looked at them with a devilish smile. Haruhi took a step back away from me and the twins. Before I could say anything else it started to get windy inside of the music room. Haruhi took shelter behind the piano and I followed her. Everyone else went behind the chairs and sofas. I bright light appeared in the middle of the room, it was the shape of a triangle. I shielded my eyes. The light dimed and I looked at a yellow one eyed triangle floating over the table.

"Is this Japan? I haven't been out of Gravity Falls in a while! 400 years to be exact!" it spoke. It looked around. "You should know I can see you! Oh wait you speak Japanese!" it realized. We came out, not taking our eyes off the thing floating in the middle of the room.

"Who are you? W-what are you?" I asked. It looked at me with its one eye. It felt like it was staring into my sole and reading me like a book.

"Ah Tamaki Suoh, your insecure about yourself and care to much about what the people around you think of you! You are looking for your mom. Oh and you have a huge crush on Haruhi Fuj-" I cut him off.

"I think that's enough!" I blushed. The triangle turned to Honey.

"Mitsukuni Haninozuka, you rely on Takashi too much and think you are better than everyone else." He said. He turned to Mori and looked at him strangely.

"And I have nothing on you except for a name." He then turned to Kyoya.

"Kyoya Ootori, you and your father have a difficult relationship and you are cold and heartless, or so you think." He turned to the twins. (Haruhi started to look for somewhere to hide)

"You two-… I can't even tell the different in your thoughts, but I do know you have severe trust issues and shut everyone out of your lives, with an exception." he smiled and looked at Haruhi trying to sneak out the door. The door shut in front of Haruhi.

"Oh-hoho you're not going anywhere young lady. Yours is interesting, you doubt yourself and you think of yourself as an outsider. You are always nervous about everything and you have a crush on Tamaki as well but won't admit your feelings. The only thing that keeps you going is your mom and the host club. You haven't even figured yourself out yet, and you are confused about life and the world around you, but you still insist you are just fine and fight to hold on to anything you can rely on, which is not a lot to cling to! WOW you you're lying to yourself too!" he finished. We all looked at Haruhi with concern and confusion.

"Anyway before we get to far off topic we need to talk." He said.

"I'm not talking to you, FREAK!" I yelled walking over to Haruhi to soothe her but she pushed me off. He looked at me weirdly and then perked up having an idea.

"I get it!" he shouted, he then snapped his fingers turning into a girl about 17 years old. She had long curly brown hair with golden streaks, she also had gold eyes. She was wearing a black tank top with gold over cote and black pants accompanied with a gold chain connected to the pocket. She had a golden bough in her hair and a black cane.

"Better?" he- er she asked. We stared at her with questioning eyes. Her voice even went up.

"Time to get down to business! My name is Bill but in this form you can call me Bell Cipher, I am a demon! A dream demon to be precise." she said as she finally stepped on the floor.

"What do you want!" the twins shouted.

"I just want to make a deal!" she exclaimed. She smiled and then took a deep breath. "You see a certain Pine Tree might think he got rid of me just because he moved to Japan but he should know that he can't keep shooting star safe from me. Both of them will be mine, and you have no idea who I'm talking about do you?" she asked with boredom written on her face.

"Nope not a clue." Everyone murmured. She took one hand and made a small screen in mid air. It showed Dipper and Mabel walking together.

"Now let me make a proposal! I know you want Dipper in the host club and I want some entertainment. What's better entertainment than watching my favorite Pine Tree try to woo girls!" her face was turning red like she was about to die of laughter.

"What?" I said confused, I still have no idea what exactly what is happening.

"Here let me spell it out for you." she said slowly. "I am going to make Pine Tree join the host club so we both get something out of this. You get a 13 year old member and I get a new TV channel on my all seeing eye, get it?" she asked.

"How are you going to get Dipper to join the host club?" Kyoya asked. I looked at him like he was crazy.

"Oh I'll just have a little talk with Pine Tree and we'll see how this turns out. I will also throw in something about keeping Haruhi little secret in there to." She finished, She leaned on her cane waiting for and answer.

"Ok Deal!" Kyoya said putting out his hand to shake Bell's, and she did the same.

"Well I better get going so I can torture Pine Tree in his sleep." she said taking her leave.

Bill: well that's all she had written.

Dipper: every time she writes something like this happens!

Me: umm… wha… what happened *rubs neck* it feels like I was tossed down the stairs.

Dipper: now do you see what I have to go though!