SCENE 3 (Kyoto, Japan)
Donnie: Damn this place is full of Asians. Where's the diversity?
Blake: What you need to do is embrace where you are and stop being such a dick about things.
Yang: Aww what's the matter is Donnie Don Don sexually frustrated?
Donnie: That's none of your fucking business. Thank you very much.
Blake: Hey Kaye what are you reading?
Kaye: You heard about that alchemist who recently took over China and crowned herself dictator?
Blake: Yeah
Kaye: Well this psycho bitch has plans to dominate all of Asia and the Americas.
Donnie: I won't give that woman or whatever she is a chance to dominate anything.
Kaye: That's not all she has four apprentices by her side so she's invincible plus, the apprentices possess the four classical elements: Fire, Earth, Water and Wind
Donnie: So we just kill them what the hell's the big deal?
Kaye: The part is that the power of the apprentices are natural and their first in their families to hold such powers, their ancestors didn't have such powers, it's like they were hand picked by God or something.
Blake: No matter the case we will take down the four apprentices and their master. But I gotta say the fire chick looks hot and awesome I can't wait to meet her.
Donnie: And what get your dick and balls handed to you go ahead and take your ass over there if you want to you're gonna be in a volcano fucking around with that bitch. Look since this domination fiasco is going to happen in a year we need to train our bodies and upgrade our weapons.
(The boys go off to the dojo and train for a year.)
Thank you and remember R&R