A.N : I do not own Harry Potter.

A.N2: The italics are thoughts.

Revenge is a bitch.

Hermione sat frozen in her seat.

'Did he just flirt with me?This is impossible. I mean he is so handsome. He would never look a girl like me. I'm a plain Jane. Oh shit he's just fooling around with him. I'm so not going to let this down. I must plan a revenge for him! Did i just call him hamdsome? I'm insane...'

She continued her thoughts as she walked into the room. 'How can i get even with Blaise Zabini ?' was her last thought before she fell asleep.

~Next Morning~

Hermione got up at 6 o'clock that morning. She went to bathroom. As she took her shower, she came up with a great plan. She was going to make Blaise Zabini fall to the ground. It was time for first step. She called a house elf as soon as she put her clothes on. Today was Saturday and she believed that HIM was going to stay in bed until noon. She ordered some green dye from the elf and some breakfast. She went to the living room and as she sat down she saw a blonde bimbo coming out from Blaise's room.

"Hello, how was your night dear?"she said sarcastically to the girl. She had seen her in the corridors. She was a year younger than them and she was from Ravenclaw."If you were a smart girl you wouldn't fool around with that git" Hermione continued. "He is just another playboy darling. Have a nice day".

The girl ran outside of the common room. A small POP was heard and the elf named Zilly landed in front of Hermione. "Hello Mrs Granger, Zilly brought what you asked. "the small elf said. "Thank you very much this galleons for your assistance."Hermione said to her. "Zilly cannot take this money, miss!"the elf forced the elf to take the money and the small house elf left. It was time to pull a prank to Mr Zabini.

She took the green dye and went to the bathroom quietly. There she found his shampoo and put inside the dye. She closed the bottle and went back into her room. She waited.

Around 10 o'clock she heard the water running. After a while she heard a scream"Granger what hell?" She put on her angelic face and went inside the bathroom. "What's wrong Zabin-"she stopped in the middle of the sentence. She had succeed. She starting laughing until tears were running down her was ready to skin her alive. His hair was green like a forest. How could she do this to him ? "Don't worry, she told him, tomorrow it's going to fade away" and then she went put of the room.

Blaise was going to make her to want to kill him. He was going to wreck her nerves. The best way to do that was bringing everynight girls and not putting a silencing charm on. He was betting his head on this back he was going to love every minute of it.

"She cute when she's mad, OMG did i just say that Herm- Granger is cute?"

He went into his room and put on some jeans and a polo shirt. He went out of the common room in search of the girl of the night.

Hermione was reading a book when she heard someone banging at the door. She went to open and came face to face with Ginny.

"Hey girl what's up? "she told her."Well i'm so bored inside, would you like to take a walk outside i'm so bored" Ginny responded. Hermione nodded and went inside to get her cloak.

They went out and sat in a tree near the lake."So how's living with Zabini?"Ginny asked her."He is annoying, yesterday he hit on me and so i made his hair green. If you see him you are going to die from laughter. Now i believe he's searching for the bimbo he's going to sleep with. " she responded

"Oh my, Mione are you jealous?? "Ginny told her laughing."What are you talking about. He is not my style! No way. " she replied angrily.

"I wanna tell you a secret MIone."Ginny continued."Okay Gin spit it out"Hermione said with a nod. "Ikindalikemalfoy" Ginny said quickly. "I did not catch that. Was it I kinda like aloe or i kinda like Malfoy?"Hermione said confused.

"The second not tell anyone or else i'm gonna hex you"Ginny replied."Of course not silly. I believe he's rather nice this year. He has matured unlike someone i know"Hermione said.

They continued talking about random things when they noticed that it was almost afternoon and they hadn't ate anything. They started walking back to the castle when they noticed two figures walking nearby. As they approached them they noticed it was Malfoy and Zabini.

They ignored them until "Granger what a pleasure to meet you here with you side-kick"Zabini said. "Listen Zabini-jerk, Hermione said I'm going to count to three if you don't apologize I'm going to hex you into the next millennium. One....two....!"

Blaise was hanging in the air from this ankle. He took out his wand and shoot a hex to Hermione but it was blocked. As she raised her wand and voice was heard.

"Ms Granger and Mr Zabini in my office this instant"Professor McGonagall said.

They followed her in the halls of the school and sometimes they would shot daggers to each other. They entered her office and she pointed them two seats.

"I will not tolerate such behaviour from the heads. If you keep this up. I will assign someone else for your positions. Now you are going to get detention with me for a week. Starting tomorrow at 8 o'clock. Now you can go"They exited her office and outside Ginny and Draco were waiting for took Ginny by the arm and dragged her to Gryffindor common room.

They sat there until dinner and then Hermione headed back to her common room and she entered she heard some noises from Blaise's room. He was yelling and a gilr screech was heard.

"Oh my god i can't believe this pig! He did not put a silencing charm an ass!But thanks for me he forgot that i have put silencing charm on my chambers. hahaha! Good night Mr Zabini" she thought as she walked into the room.

Sunday afternoon

It was six o'clock of Sunday afternoon and Hermione was reading a book in an armchair in her common room . She did not talk to anyone that day. She was inside doing homework. Another two hours came by and she started heading towards McGonagall she found Zabini

"Hello Zabini long time no see!"she said with a smirk

'Man that smirk looks good on her. Not. Bad Blaise very bad Blaise.'

"Hey Granger"he responded.

McGonagall came from her office' Just in time' both of them thought.

She told them to follow her and they arrived in a classroom there she told them to rearrange some files. It was first years papers from 1975-1996. They had to see them all and re-write those who were destroyed. They worked until late that night. Blaise walked out first and dissapeared. Hermione walked in the corridors. She thought that she hadn't heard of Ron for three days now.

She went to the Owlery

Dear Ron,

How are thing going? how is the team ?

School here is boring without you guys. I have to live with Zabini because he's a head boy.

Miss you

See ya soon

Mione.

She tied the letter to an owl's leg and she went back to her common room. She heard the same noises like the previous night. She ignored them and went back to her room to sleep.