Okay pplz this chapter is a lot longer than the others. I personally like this one. I want 5 reviews for this chap. before I post the next one. Please tell me what you think :).

P.S: The charries in this from:
Inuyasha - Inuyasha; Koga; Seshomaru; Miroku
Fruits Basket - Kyo; Yuki; Shigure; Hatori; Haru; Ayame
Naruto - Naruot; Sasuke; Jirayah; Kakashi

P.P.S: If I spelt any of the character names wrong please tell me

Chaptah #4: The Plane Ride

/\\On the plane/\\

Inuyasha: -turns around to close b-room door-

Naruto: -trips and falls on Inuyasha-

Inuyasha: What the hell, you bastard?!

Naruto: -raises fist-

Inuyasha: Not a chance. –flips Naruto over and pins him to the ground-

Naruto: -thoughts- I can't move!!

Inuyasha: -pulls fist back-

Naruto: -thoughts- Crap, he's gonna hit me!! I gotta think of something!!

Inuyasha: -about to punch Naruto-

Naruto: NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!!

Inuyasha: Huh? I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!

Naruto: Get off of me you perv!!

Miroku: I didn't know you swung that way, Inuyasha.

Naruto: I'm being raped!!

Inuyasha: Why you!! –pulls fist back-

Naruto: -thoughts- Uh oh, maybe I over did it. –covers face with hands-

Kyo: -grabs Inuyasha's fist- Would you two shut up already?!

Inuyasha: -stands up on Naruto- Who the hell are you?!

Kyo: Who the hell are you?!

Inuyasha: I asked you first!!

Kyo: Yah, well I asked you second!!

(A/N: Second is clearly better.)

Naruto: -giggles like a maniac-

Inuyasha: What the hell are you laughing at?!

Naruto: -giggling- You're holding hands!

I/K: What?! –look down at hands-

Kyo: Get the hell away from me bastard!!

Naruto: -stands and crosses arms- I told you he was gay!!

Inuyasha: I'M NOT GAY!! I HAD TWO GIRLFRIENDS!!

Naruto: Oo, nice cover. –nudges Inuyasha-

Inuyasha: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Kakashi: Shut up!! I'm reading here!!

Shigure: -sees Kakashi's book- That's my book!

Kakashi: No it isn't, I bought it!

Shigure: Yah, but I wrote it!

Kakashi: You're Shigure, thee Shigure?!

Miroku: You're Shigure?!

Jiraya: I love your books!!

Yuki: You disgust me.

S/K/M/J: SHUT UP!!

Sasuke: I'm flying with idiots.

Koga: What did you say?!

Inuyasha: Shut up you mangy wolf!!

Sesshomaru: Like you're one to talk.

Inuyasha: Talk again!! See what happens!!

Sesshomaru: I'd like to see you try, you're worse than the wolf.

Koga: Yah…….HEY!!

Ayame: Gure-san, I'm scared!!

Hatori: Oi.

Haru: -turns black- Shut the hell up before I beat you fucking asses!!

Inuyasha: What'd you say BASTARD!!

Flight Attendant: -evily- SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO YOUR DAMN SEATS BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF THIS PLANE!!

Sasuke: We're in the air, you can't kick us out.

Flight Attendant: WATCH ME!!

Everyone: -runs to seats and sits-

Miroku: -looks fearfully at the ocean below-

Haru: She's scary.

Yuki: Yah.

/\\At the L.A Airport/\\

Elizabeth: Think they're gonna be hot?

Ashley: -sarcastically- No, not at all.

Elizabeth: No!! They won't be hot!! –runs around in circles-

Ashley: Idiot. Japanese guys are always hot!!

Elizabeth: -confused- But you just said-

Ashley: Sarcasm, Elizabeth, SARCASM!!

Elizabeth: Ooooo! I don't get it…

Ashley: Shut up, the plane's here.

Elizabeth: I don't get it…

Ashley: SHUT UP!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!

Ashley: You shut up!

Elizabeth: You shut up!

Ashley: You shut up!

Elizabeth: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!

Ashley: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!

Koga: Um, excuse me.

Ashley: SHUT UP!!

Koga: -hides behind Sesshomaru- She's scarier than the flight attendant!

Elizabeth: I still don't get it.

Ashley: Shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Sasuke: The world would be a better place if no one said anything.

Ashley: Shut up, duck-ass!!

Sasuke: Hmph

Elizabeth: I don't get it!!

Ashley: Shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Elizabeth: You shut up!!

Ashley: You shut up!!

Everyone: -walks away-

Ashley: Wait!

Yuki: What?

Ash/E: -smiling idiotically- We're your tour guides!!

Everyone: -anime fall-

Kakashi: Great, a couple of loud-mouths will be touring us around…

Ashley: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Kakashi: -hides behind Naruto- nothing…

Miroku: -kneels down to Ashley and Elizabeth- Will you bare my children?

Ashley: NO!! –punches Miroku-

Elizabeth: Okay!! I don't get it….

Everyone: -silence-

Sesshomaru: Idiot…

Ashley: WHAT DID YOU-Oh you were talking about her. Nevermind.

Elizabeth: Hey! You're not gonna defend me?!

Ashley: Well you are an idiot.

Everyone: -nods in agreement-

Elizabeth: I don't get it….

Hatori: Oi.

Ashley: Please leave your name, age, and species after the beep.

Elizabeth: Beeep.

Inuyasha: What?

Koga: Idiot, like this!! Koga, 18, and wolf demon.

Sesshomaru: Sesshomaru, 22, dog demon.

Miroku: Miroku, 19, ladies man.

Inuyasha: Inuyasha, 18, half dog demon.

Yuki: Yuki, 18, human.

Kyo: Kyo, 18, human.

Haru: Haru, 18, gangstah.

Everyone: -silence-

Elizabeth: I don't get it…

Ashley: -annoyed- Next...

Shigure: Shigure, 23, novelist.

Ashley: Species, not occupation!

Hatori: Hatori, 23, homo sapien.

Elizabeth: I don't get it…

Ashley: It means human you idiot!

Elizabeth: Oh….

Ashley: -waves hands weirdly- Continue…

Ayame: My good people, my name is Ayame Sohma. I live the wonderful age of 23. It should please you to know I am also human. I own my own sho-

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!

Ayame: Gure-san, I'm scared!

Hatori: Oi.

Naruto: Naruto, 17, soon-to-be hokage.

Kakashi: Kakashi, 23, ninja.

Jiraya: Jiraya, 30, human.

Sasuke: Sasuke, 17, the –drum roll- avenger

Ashley: Ooookay…..My name's Ashley, this is Elizabeth, we're both 18 and human.

Elizabeth: Now that we're done with the introductions…To "Da Bus"!!