Chapter 3: Highway To Hell

Disclaimer: Nope still don't own Inuyasha or the songs Crazy Bitch and Highway to Hell

a/n: If you don't like random, hyper, funny story's then you really wont like this story but you know I think most will like it (i hope) well lets get onto the story!

Kagome ran through the forest calling out for Kikyo. Running straight through camp. All eyes diverted from where they were and glanced at her running figure pass them by.

"Kagome?" Sango asked really hoping this runner was not her friend. In hearing her name Kagome stopped.

"Sango! Sango! Come with me to tell on Inuyasha!" she yelled as she grabbed her friends hand.

"Huh for what?"

"He kissed me and that's a big no no cause he and Kikyo are mated so I'm going

to tell her. Yay!" Sango stared in disbelief as her friend jumped around and laughed. What was wrong with her?

"But Kags you hate Kikyo."

"Where in the world would you get a crazy idea like that?"

"Like a week ago when you said you hated her."

"Hmm oh well. Still we need to hurry Inuyasha is coming."

With that they ran. Kagome dragging Sango with her. A clearing came into view and Kikyo's soul stealers could be seen flying souls to the one person Kagome needed.

"KIKYO!" Kagome yelled as she ran up towards her.

"What is it you need?" Kikyo responded still focused on the souls entering her body. She seemed utterly bored with Kagome's appearance and the way she was acting.

"Inuyasha kissed me! That's not good since you two are you know mated. I think you should punish him. Haha like a puppy!" and speak of the devil, Inuyasha ran towards then and halted as he saw the way she was acting. God she needed help. What was with her these days?

"Whatever the wench told you is a lie," he retorted knowing all to well he was doomed.

"So you didn't kiss Kagome?" Kikyo stated bored with it all.

"Well… ok maybe that was true but it didn't mean anything she's just a stupid wench you know I will always love you Kikyo."

"Yes Inuyasha you will always love me and that is why you will follow up on your promise."

"Promise?"

"Come here." Kikyo said. The crazy look in her eyes and the way she pushed Inuyasha around made Kagome sing a song in her head, A very random song.

'Hey you're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it. When I dream I'm doing you all night. Scratches all down my back to keep me right on,' 'Ha I bet that's Inu's theme song for her!' Kagome thought and laughed out loud causing the others to look at her oddly. She giggled and started to spin unfazed by there stares.

"Well Inuyasha it seems I really can't trust you here so were going to hell just like you promised those years ago," as Kikyo said this a portal began to open up below them. It was the gateway to hell.

"Highway to hell! Highway to hell!," Kagome began to sing. She didn't know all the words so she just played with beats.

"Crazy bitch," Inuyasha muttered and finally they were gone.

"Haha he got in trouble!," and with that Kagome and Sango went back to camp.

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"This is hell?" Inuyasha asked as they lowered into a room decorated in all red. The whole room was red. It was a bit disturbing. It was also hot there though not as hot as people think, kind of a calming hot. They both sat down on a nearby couch.

"Yes and be happy you came her willingly and not cause you died otherwise you would be like them," Kikyo said as a TV came on and showed evil beings punishing those who have done wrong.

"Ha there's Naraku!"

"Your hopeless," Kikyo stated as she laid back and sighed.

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Back at camp Kagome and Sango just got done telling everyone about what happened and now they were bored. The kids had fallen asleep a while ago and the others just sat there. That's when Kagome got an idea.

"Truth or Dare!" Kagome yelled startling everyone. Oh this would be interesting.