Ablus lowered Harry's pants, revealing his shiny underage buttocks.
As soon as he did that, Hermione saw the chance to escape from inside the depths of Harry's anal tract - he charged towards the light and bounced off Doublelocks eye - knocking him off.

"Ahh my eye!" said dublelock and his eye fell to the floor.

After the hermione/dildo, a huge hard dump came out of Harry's asshole - knocking Slughorn down as well.

They were both incapicited - so Harry farted a little bit and blood came out of his anus.

The floor was bloody, with an eye rolling around. Albus was chasing it and Harry tried the door but it was lucked. Nearly-dickless Nick, the Hoghwarts pervert ghost, came out of the wall as he heard that a rape was going on...

"Var is goink on?" he asked and his dick nearly fell. It was only attached to the rest of the body from a bit of dick-flesh.

"Open the door fucking shit bitch!" said Harry.
"It's too bad you aren a ghost Hurry, you coult go from insite walls - like a me!" Nearly-Dickless Nick said
"Now Doublelock and Slughorn will catch you and will rape you even harder as a revenge! Oh I cannot wait.."

"Dammit, nearly-dickless nick! Jus help me escape and ill gief you a bloujob or somethin" promised Harry and Nick started considering it.

"Nice trick but I will enjoy the spectacle you baby boy you!" said Nick and he started stroking his fallen penis.

Albus got Harry from behind, with his old veiny hand with the long spiky nails.. He ripped his shirt off and pierced his nipple with his dirty yellow nails. Nick was cheering for Albus, doing the dongcopter with his hanging dick.

Harry escaped from his grip and punched one-eyed Doublelock - still blood dripping from his chest. He got his wand and raised it against him.

"Is that it, Harry? You raise ur wand against your loving Doublelock? " said Al bus and had a single tear drip from his single eye and a lot of fuckin blood from his empty eyesocket..

"I am defending myself.." said Harry and casted dat unlocking spel on the door and sudenly door was open!
He got out but Doubkelock was in front of him on the other side of the door and he was like "You shall not pass" going all Gandalf on his ass and not letting his move furter.

During that time - Gandalf and Solid Snaek happened to pass from there, talking. Solid Snake told to Gundelf that he heard someone immitating him. They saw the Albus and Harry infront of the office and Albus pushed him in...

Gundelf was laik "Ey snake go sneak that shit and tell me wats going on".
In case you dont know - Snake is a professional sneaker (he sneaks stuff with stealth).

Snak took his mobile phone and called his friend, Splinter Cell, so they could sneak together.

Snake and Splinter Cell sneakec into the room and found Harry Potted hanging bu his balls from the celing and being a piƱata for Albus and Slughurn. Nearly-dickless Nick was trying to masterbate but was failong mizerably.

Snake stepped on Hermione who was a dildo and picked her up. He started shouting about her rights so Snaek stuck her into Splinter's ass to shoush.

Snaek went and choked Albus amd Slughorn and left Harry hanging there, because he was full of shit and a troll, but Albus had his head turn 360 degrees and so was Slughorn and they resurrected - so they called in magical guards to found the invaters...