A/N:sigh im SO sorry about how long it's taken me pplz...BUT! i have good news! i have the WHOLE week off, and will be able to make a few, maybe short, but still, chapters! YAY!!! sorry 'bout any OOCness

FYI: I don't own Naruto or HP or The Amazing and Wonderous Kazkage-sama, Sabuku no Gaara. If I did, there would be MANY changes to each.

"DATTEBAYO!"english

"DATTEBAYO!" japanese

'DATTEBAYO!'thinking

All the residents of the Weasley house, feeling refreshed and ready to go (not remembering anything from the day or night before) to Sirius's house.

"Shikamaru! I got an owl from Albus Dumbledore saying to stick with whatever plan we wish. He will play along." Whispered Kankuro

"Good." Was his small reply. Then in english, "Kankuro, try to make friends with Potter. We need to stay on his good side."

"Hai." He nodded, and went to find Harry. He found the Golden Trio in their rooms trying to get Ron's suitcase out the door. Kankuro almost sweat-dropped, but didn't because 1) It's waaaaay to out of character and 2) It'd blow their cover-only japanese can sweat drop.

'Here! Let me help!" came the sound of a familiar voice. It was Naruto.He shoved his way past the bag and into the room where he pushed while all outside pulled. Suddenly, WHAM! Everyone on the 'pull' side got crushed under the suit case while a swirly-eyed Naruto was on top.

"Sigh Get up and get that thing in the...'kar'. We need to get going." Said Kankuro. He didn't know what a car was or how to say it. Hermionie was staring at Kankuro. If he was supposed to be a transfer, wasn't he supposed to know what a car was? Oh well, she'd have time to think about it on the train.

"Ron, what d'you have in here, anyways?" asked Harry.

"My books...I still have tons of studying to do...Curse Snape..." As soon as everyone was in the car and all luggage was in the car, they were ready to roll. Or fly, that is.

"Alright, kids. There might be some turbulance, and you're going to want to chew a piece of gum. It'll keep your ears from popping." All the passengers of the car snagged a piece of gum. Little did they know that it was "Berry Bolts Every Flavored Gum"(sp?).

"AAH! YOU CALL THIS SHIT FOOD?! OH, GOD!" Unfortunately, Kiba'd gotten one of the newest flavors, soapy red hot chili peppers.

"OHMYFUCKINGGODEWW!" Kankuro had gotten Dog Crap, and is now trying to cut off his tongue..

"THAT IS NOT YOUTHFUL IN THE LEAST! " Poor Lee, he'd gotten another new blend, Dusty Broccoli Shampoo.

"Oh, Disgusting!" Temari, with her Snot and Cheese.

Gaara just spat his out. So did Shino.

"Mmm! Ramen!" Naruto was one of the lucky ones. No, he was the ONLY lucky one, other than Shikamaru, he was sleeping. Naruto was getting glared at from all sides. But before they could kill Naruto, they heard a screech. A red-faced Neji had ran out of the car and was running in circles-the gum messing with his mind. Poor Neji, pity him. He has gotten the Extrem Chili of Life. We cry for you, Neji. He'd started to cry. Now, he's twitching on the ground. Lee went and dragged him back inside the car, and they took off for 12 Grimmauld Place, and the Order of the Phoenix.

-------Time Skip-------

A few hours later, they'd arrived. They went through the magical doorway and into the house. Many familliar and a few unfamilliar faces were there. These faces for the Shinobi were Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Chouji, and Tenten. The unfamiliar ones were, as the wizzards know them, Sirius, Lupin, and Snape. The Shinobis greeted themselves and caught up on what'd happened. This 12 Grimmauld Place needed extra protection, so they sent Sakura's group ahead. Then, the new wizzards introduced themselves. They all went inside, and were horrified.

What will happen? Find out next time on...THE GAARA SHO-what? this isn't the gaara show? Crap. Ehehehe...akward...

EXTRAS

Neji: I hath you.

Me: Why?

Neji: Becauth you made me eath thuh Curry of Life timeth, like twelve thouthand! and now mu tounge hath been burnt to a crithp and i can't talk correktly! Haow are people thuppothed to fear the Hyuuga Prodigy with a burnt thongue?!

Me: You sound like you're from the middle ages.

Lee: Just be glad I didn't get any! Remember the last time?!

Neji: flashback shudder yea, good thing it wathn't you. but i thtill hath you.

Me: Crap. I'm now hated by a male prodigy who's gone female. Are you like gay or sonething?

Neji has left so Sakura can heal his tongue

Me: Yea, don't deny the truth!

Neji is secretly blushing! sssh!

FIN