A/N: OK, I don't use the canon MLP map. And the fourth wall's weak, which is how Kingdok got in. BLAME THE FOURTH WALL!

Twilight Sparkle was reading a book called "Urban Legends of Equestria". Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. Twilight's horn glowed magenta along with the door, making it open with her magic. What she saw scared her. There was a ghost floating on the front step.

"OOOOO! I am a ghost! OOOOOO!" It flew up into the branches of the library.

She ran up to the balcony to see… the ghost… with Star and Pinkie.

"Pinkie, this papier maché had better worked and… AAAA! TWILIGHT!" screamed Star.

"I certainly was not breaking the fourth wall!" lied Pinkie Pie.

"Ummm… Blueblood has a crush on you, Twilight!" cried Star.

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"Ooh! A fan letter!" squealed Blueblood.

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"Um… Twilight, can I check out a map of Equestria if you have one?" Star asked.

"Here," Spike happily said.

"Thank you, Spike," said Twilight. Star and Pinkie went off to Sugarcube Corner to look.

At Sugarcube Corner…

"WHAAAAT?" cried Pinkie Pie. "I thought Zebrica was a continent!"

"Well, Pinkie, there seems to be five continents of th' Known World: Celestina, Frigus, Emeralda, Wisteria, and Primus," explained Star. He pointed to the central continent. "That's Celestina. The countries-"

"Look, there's Equestria!" exclaimed Pinkie. "See? There's the Everfree Forest, Dream Valley, Ghastly Gorge, Froggy Bottom Bog, and the dragon's mountain! There's even a mark for Ponyville!"

"See the other countries surrounding Equestria?" Star asked, changing the subject. "Those are the countries Glascow, Gildedale, Cowrea, Prance, and Germaneigh. The countries on Celestina not next to Equestria are Boardor, the Gryphon Kingdoms, Canida, the Tapirus Republic, and the Ibex Empire. And look at the landmarks: the Forsaken Forest, the Wilds, Shimmerwood, the Broken Leylands, the Ether Tropics, the Boarean Tundra, and the Scorched Lands. Those blue spots must be prominent landmarks. See? There's one in the Everfree that must be-"

"The ancient castle of the royal pony sisters. I think that one in Dream Valley is Paradise Estate," said Pinkie. "By the way, what happened to those rat creatures you told Fluttershy, Rarity, and I about?"

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The two stupid rat creatures were still in the foggy chasm, when they heard something. "Did you hear that? There's somebody out there! We've been CAUGHT!" yelled the brown rat creature, who we shall call "Stinky".

"Hold on! Hold on! I'll take a look!" replied the blue rat creature, who we shall call "Smelly". Smelly pointed his head out of the fog and looked around. Nothing.

"Well?" asked Stinky.

"All clear," deadpanned Smelly.

"Are you sure? I thought I saw something moving out there!"

"Would you relax? Nobody is going to find us! Quit bein' so jumpy!"

"Well, you'd be jumpy, too, if you'd been hiding in th' Everfree Forest for four months!"

"I have been hiding in th' Everfree Forest for four months now, GO TO SLEEP!"

"I can't! I have this feeling we're being watched! Promise me you'll keep checking!"

"I haven't stopped checking in four months! Why don't YOU check for a while?!" Smelly finally yelled.

"Okay, I will!" said Stinky, pouting. "But if there's someone out there, it was you who got us here in the first place!"

"You're a pain in th' butt, you know that?" Smelly complained. Stinky peered out of the fog, then put his head back in. "Wasn't anybody out there, was there?"

"No. But there could've been," countered Stinky.

"Kingdok will never find us! We're safe here! Now shut up and go to sleep!"

"I can't sleep! My nerves are shot! And it's all because of you!"

"Your nerves are shot because you're a pain in th' butt!"

"Don't you take that tone of voice with me!"

"Pain in th' butt! Pain in th' butt!"

"SHH! I heard something! Go up an' look!"

"AGAIN?! You just looked!"

"Please! Please go check!" pleaded Stinky.

"All right. All right," grumbled Smelly. He poked his head out of the fog, not noticing that Kingdok was near them. "There! SATISFIED! There's no one out here! Now, go to sleep you big, fat pain in th'-" He poked his head out again. "Hah. Your Majesty! Fancy meeting you here!"

"Get out here," snarled Kingdok. "I should kill you both… but you know what? I hate those little ponies, and I hate Twilight Sparkle, and I really hate Winter Wrap Up! For once, you two messed up, and I'm HAPPY about it!"

"Th-then… you're not going to kill us?" asked Smelly.

"You may live," replied Kingdok.

"But-" began Smelly.

"AM I NOT KINGDOK?! I WILL DISCIPLINE MY TROOPS THE WAY I SEE FIT!" Kingdok roared. "Take this!" he said, handing a stinky bag to the rat creatures. "It's a sack full of rabbits! Thought you might enjoy a good, hot meal tonight! They're all skinned an' everything!" His face turned to a smile. "Heh, heh, heh. Good job, boys! Carry on!"

Kingdok walked away, leaving the two rat creatures holding the sack behind. Both of them fainted out of joy.