(sorry it took so long, i was going to update yesterday, but wouldnt let me download a document. it kept saying something like "there was an error while blah blah and blah blah if this keeps reacurring, click this link for help." YEA WELL IT WOULD CERTAINLY HELP A BIT IF THE FUCKING LINK WORKED! GODDAMN! sorry. it just pisses me off that i had to deprive you of my pathitic story.)

I was gonna be lazy and let the story go for a while because nobody was reviewing, but then the following awesome people decided to review and lit a fire under my lazy ass.

Thank you- wormbate, Em-chan 01, Byakugan Hyuga, Ro-Ho, Kuso.Girl, AngelzNDevilz, deathgod-121, Elric-chan, shay072002, Setsuna-chan09, twelve.point.five kiako-wolfyoukia, and CatDemonKayo (lazyass). I love you all! Even if I don't know you, or don't want to know you! Coughcatdemoncough (just kidding, luv ya)

You can be on that list of awesome people to! All you have to do is review! (hey that rhymed…haha)

Thank you to those who gave me suggestions for couples!

Constructive…hell, any kind of criticism is welcome!

Oh, and in chapter two, I said that Hinata and Shino were going out, scratch that. They are both single…(but maybe not for long…)

Did I forget anything? Oh yeah, disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. T.T

Okay, here we go.

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Birds. Chirping birds. So…loud. Naruto awoke to the worse headache he had ever experienced. He wouldn't have been surprised if his head exploded. And those damn birds and their morning chirping was making it worse. But there was another feeling. Not painful, like someone's arm around his midsection. He looked down and saw a pale arm wrapped around him from behind. He turned his head as far as he could and saw Sasuke, snuggling into his back. He gaze traveled to Sasuke's soft pale lips. Then it came rushing to him. Everything that happened the night before. Getting drunk, Sasuke kissing him, and what Sasuke whispered to him before he passed out. He couldn't quite remember how he ended up in Sasuke's bed though.

Bang!

He cringed as a door slammed, his headache pounding even harder.

Who could be here this early? And why are they here?

Footsteps padded up the stairs at a leisurely pace.

Naruto sat up, causing Sasuke to groan and curl up into a ball.

Kakashi pushed the door open and looked at Naruto, and the sleeping lump behind him.

"Naruto, man you look like you got hit by a train!"

"ooowww Kakashi not so loud." Naruto complained, covering his ears.

"sorry. I came to take care of you two, seeing as this is your first hangover."

He disappeared down the stairs and returned with two slices of burnt toast and two huge mugs of water (this actually works). He set them down on the nightstand and bid Naruto farewell.

He waited until Kakashi was gone, then turned to Sasuke.

"Uchi, wake up!" he said quietly, shaking Sasuke. Sasuke's eyes fluttered open and he saw a very blurry Naruto. actually, more like four very blurry Narutos.

"Uchi-kun, are you okay? Here, drink some water." Naruto held the cup up for him to take, but Sasuke didn't know which of the four blurry cups to take. He grabbed for one but nothing happened.

"Na-ru, I cant" he said, annoyed that he couldn't see right

Naruto had him sit up and put pillows behind him, then held the cup against his lips so he could drink the water.

Sasuke relaxed for a minute, then sat up quickly.

"oh god, Naruto, what did I do last night after I had that beer?"

Naruto looked at him, then looked down. He doesn't remember after all. He felt a wave of sadness sweep over him, then looked up at Sasuke.

"Nothing. You didn't do anything." he said quietly.

"oh, thank goodness." He noticed a sad look in Naruto's eyes, which were fixated on the nightstand. "I did do something, didn't I." he said, figuring he had hurt Naruto somehow.

"no Uchi, you didn't, eat you toast and drink lots of water, im going to go in my room and sleep." He got up and picked up his own half eaten toast and mug of water, then dragged his tired self out of Sasuke's room. He stole one more look at the handsome raven haired boy before closing the door and retreating to his room, where he promptly fell asleep.

Sasuke sat on his bed, wondering what could have possibly made Naruto so sad. He choked down the burnt toast and drained his water glass, then sat back in his bed and thought, as well as he could with his still foggy mind.

Hey I know what will cheer up Naru-kun he thought, remembering the school event that was coming up. He would take him to it, that would cheer him up. It was tomorrow, even though it was a Monday, they had cancelled school for the week. He got up and went to Naruto's room to ask him if he wanted to go. Cracking the door open, he saw that Naruto was asleep. He decided to tell him later, but something made him slip into the room. He quietly walked over to his bed and sat down. He looked at Naruto, sleeping so soundly. A thought ran through his head, much like a foggy memory. "I love you teme" he blinked and shook his head, not knowing where that came from. He stared at the sleeping dobe, particularly his inviting lips. He started to lean down, but Naruto rolled over, bringing Sasuke back to reality. what was I thinking, what if he had woken up? What the hell would I tell him then? Sasuke got up and left the room, then went downstairs to make lunch.

Naruto sniffed the air groggily. smells like a BLT with a side of spicy shrimp ramen. he licked his lips and dragged himself downstairs to see Sasuke cooking. Naruto laughed like he did every time Sasuke cooked anything, because he always wore his apron. Naruto had gotten the apron for him last year for his birthday, as a gag gift. It was soft pink with a duck on the front, and it said puyo puyo.

Sasuke noticed Naruto when he slid back his chair and sat down. He handed him a plate with a towering BLT and a bowl of steaming ramen, which Naruto started devouring immediately.

"hey Naru, want to go with me to the school festival tomorrow? I'll pay."

Sasuke helped out Kakashi, who now ran his own publishing company specially for his type of books, like make out paradise. Kakashi paid him for helping, so he had money, but Naruto had only had a few small jobs, two which he quit and one where he was fired. It was hard for him to get a job. Having Kyuubi live in him made everyone fear him. He planned to get a job at the charka ramen shop when he was old enough, he had to be 21 because they sold sake and other types of alcohol.

Naruto stared at his ramen and twirled the chopsticks around in it. Finally he spoke. "Sure, I'll go. But you have to promise one thing."

"what's that?"

"two things actually, one, you wont spend the entire time playing 'kill the weasel with the mallet', and you'll buy me sweet cakes."

"Deal"

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If you think this chapter is weird, blame the song I was listening to while I was writing, and it probably made my chapter kinda funky. But the song is totally kickass. Techno version of we will rock you.

As for the apron, don't ask about the design, I got it off some random anime, and I have no clue what puyo puyo means, if you do, feel free to tell me and make me feel like an idiot.

-also, I'm not quite sure what a sweet cake is, but my friend said (quote) "well.. when I said sweet cake I meant like something sweet like sweet rice balls or those round things on a stick" (end quote)

-sorry kayo, I couldn't resist making you sound like the idiot you are-

Check back soon, ill update ASAP.

Please pretty please review!

I'll be switching around couples next chapter, so this is a last call for any couple suggestions! Going once, going twice…..

(oh and I apologize for this incredibly short chapter mostly made up of me blabbing away, I promise the next one will be more story, less me talking)

Luv, the unknown author of doom