Isabella: Hello to you all! And thank you for the ever more beautiful reviews!

Cat: Remember, each time you review, Ed grows 1/2 a centimeter taller! Support our poor shrimp and give us some feed back!

Dog: I'm borrrrrrred...

Mouse: You're telling us this, why?

Dog: Because you do the disclaimer, Cat gets to be the cheerleader, and I don't do anything around here!

Cat: You pee yourself alot.

Dog: NO I DON'T!! (pees) ...Dammit! It's my fast motablism! It makes me pee more!

Isabella: Sure, Dog, sure...

Mouse: Aside from our wonderful conversation about Dog's urine, here's the disclaimer: IsaBELLA Butterfly doesn't own FMA and never will in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years.

Isabella: ...F you, Mouse.

Isabella: BTW Yakami, Ed takes medican for his anger management problems! YAY anti-depressents that in reality only get you as high as Sears Tower!!

:D

Cat: Here's chapter 4!!!

Ed looked at the room number the Fuhrer had given him. Dorm # 104

He and Winry looked at the door. Dorm # 104

"Well, I guess this is it," Ed said, and turned the knob.

(WARNING: This is where my imagination comes into play!)

The room was at least 3 times bigger than average dorms. It was painted in the military's colors, blue and gold. There was a king sized bed

with lots of fluffy pillows and blankets the same color. There was a mini-fridge, HUGE friggin sterio system, a chandlier (sp?) hanging from the ceiling, 2 leathar couches, a flat screen TV, and...a PacMan arcade game!

The reason Fuhrer Bradley had PacMan in his room, we shall never know...

Ed and Winry gapped.

"Holy smokles!" Winry exclaimed, as they randomly ran around the room touching stuff.

Winry walked over to a big control pad thing on the wall with shinny buttons and blinking lights. Her eyes widened.

"Must...resist...mechanical devise to mess with..." Her left eye twitched. "OOOoo! Ed! Come look at this!" Winry said, pointing to one of the big red buttons.

Ed, on the other hand, was digging into the mini fridge.

"Holy crap! Check it out Win! The mini-fridge has mini beers! And tiny bags of peanuts!" Ed exclaimed, a tiny beer in his hand and a mini bag of peanuts in his mouth.

"NEAT! But seriously, look at this thing!" Winry said. Ed trugged over to the control pannel thing,

"WOW! It's either I'm as drunk as Mustang was at my 16th birthday party or that thing has like 2 bazillion buttons!" Ed exclaimed.

"Dammit Ed whenever your happy about something your never sober! Whatever I-Oooo! What does this button do?!" Winry asked excitedly, and pushed a purple button.

The lights dimmed and a bunch of multi-colored flashing lights filled the room.

"SWEET..." Winry and Ed said. Ed put his beer down. "What about this one?" Ed asked, and pushed a button.

A disco ball radomly appeared where the chandiler was.

"How totally Zenn..." Winry said, and pushed another button.

The disco ball disappered and was replaced with 2 stereos.

"Wow, stereos hanging from the ceiling. Isn't that like a fire hazard or something?" Winry asked.

"Winry, I'm so wasted I can't even tie my shoes-no, wait, I don't even remember if I'm wearing shoes! How am I supposed to know?" Ed asked.

Winry turned the knob on the radio to some random rock music, Linkin Park. (And you all know how AWESOME they are..) She turned the stereo so loud a deaf person would tell her to turn it down.

Ed strolled over to the bed, and put his beer on it. It didn't move.

He leaped on the bed, and ended up bouncing 7 feet up. "AWESOME! This thing is SUPER bouncey!" Ed said, jumping up and down.

"And my beer still didn't spill!" Ed exclaimed.

Ed did summer saults and flips, then he bounced on his bottom. "Care to join me?" Ed asked.

"Of course!" Winry said, took off her shoes and jumped on the bed.

Roy Mustang scowled, and dragged Ling, RanFan, Rick, Leo, Rose, Russel, Fletcher, Sheiska, Paninya, Wrath, Kyle, and Al to Ed's new dorm.

"That little bastard...How dare he do this to me?! His superior officer!! THE ONE WHO GAVE HIM THIS DAMN MILITARY JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE!!" He yelled.

"Why are you taking us? Just express all your anger on Ed and we'll be good like boys and girls!" Fletcher squeaked, continued to be dragged by his collar.

"You little brats are with him too! I heard about your 'meeting' later on tonight, what are you planning?!" Roy demanded, turning a corner in the hall.

"Meeting? You mean the party-OUCH!" Paninya elbowed Kyle.

"PARTY?!?! You children are using the government for PARTIES!!!" Roy bellowed.

"Well, not a 'Party', per se, more of a get together," Al squeaked out.

"Sir, what is holding these children captive REALLY going to do?" Riza asked, frankly quite bored with this already.

"...I haven't thought that far yet!" Roy growled, blushing.

"Just wait till I get to FullMetal I'm gonna-" They stopped in front of the Fuhrer's door, hearing loud rock music, loud thumping, and the creaking of a bed.

Roy's face paled.

"Ummm...children, where is Miss Rockbell?" He asked.

"Last time we saw her she was with E-oh..."Sheiska squeaked the last part.

All the teens blushed.

Russel covered Fletcher's ears, Leo covered Rick's, Rose covered Kyle's, and Al covered Wrath's.

"Al, where do babies come from?" Wrath suddenly asked.

Al gulped. "Babies come from Santa Clause, Wrath. Babies come from Santa Clause," Al made up.

"Really? I thought it was when a guy and a girl-"

Roy burst it the door. "FULLMETAL! What the hell are you doing to that poor girl-" Roy stopped.

Ed and Winry were giggling like idiots, jumping up and down on the bed to the sound of the Linkin Park music.

"WWWEEEEE!!" Winry squealed.

"Hi guys!" Ed said in mid-jump.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"This is my fault for forgetting that Edward was a 16 year old with the maturity of a 4th grader..." Roy grumbled.

The teenagers that were dragged down the halls by Roy were now gawking at the room.

"GASP! Bouncey bed!" Wrath exclaimed, and jumped on the bed with Ed and Winry.

"Bet I can jump higher!" Wrath said.

"Nuh Uh!!" Ed said.

"Uh huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Uh huh!"

"Nuh huh!"

Ling suddenly had a purple cape on. "You imboisiles! No one can jump higher than..."

"Da da dada!!! SUPER LING!!" He exclaimed, leaping onto the bed.

"Super Ling sucks! It's all about Trigham Man!!" Russel said proudly, randomly getting a yellow cape.

Ling glared. "Super Ling can kick you ass any day!!" He barked.

"Nope! Because The Incredible Leo!!" Leo exclaimed, randomly getting a blue cape.

"I'll kick all 3 of your asses cuz I'm...KING EDWARD!!!" Ed exclaimed, randomly getting a red cape.

The got in a fighting pose.

"BRING IT ON!!" They all said.

"Cat fight!!" Kyle shouted.

"Isn't a cat fight was when girls are fighting?" Paninya asked.

"I know," Kyle said.

"Stupid brothers..." Al, Rick, and Fletcher groaned, slapping their palms on their forheads.

Isabella: Who will win the battle for the highest bed-bouncer?! Super Ling? Trigham Man? The Incredible Leo? Or King Edward?! What is Mustang going to do about Ed being President? Are Ling, Russel, Leo, and Ed really girls?! Do you know where I put my science homework?Because I can't find it! Find out next time!

Cat: Bella, you're so weird,

Isabella: I know I am but what is Bob Saget??

Dog and Mouse: Please review!!