So they pretty much thought they had everything figured out, but then they realized The Hogwarts Express wasn't gonna be there for hours when they saw Dumbledore singing and dancing in the halls which they took for normal. So then they walked around the grounds for an hour, but then came to a wood. So they walked away and went into the castle to spy on Dumbledore. He was the most boring person the world, all he did was dance and pick his nose! So they went back to the wood to see what that was. They saw a tiny hut about ten feet from the forest. It seemed dark, and cold, even though it was daytime. About a five feet away from them, there was a small sign that read:

Please do not enter.

Then, closer to the small hut, they saw a sign that was sloppily cut that read:

DO NOT ENTER!

So, of course, they entered. The Potter twins wondered whether or not the signs meant something, but they really didn't care. They took out their Nimbus 2001s and flew into the forest. They eventually reached a dark lonely cave, so they went inside of it. "HOLEY MOLEY GUACAMOLE ON A MACARONI AND CHEESE SANDWICH! A SPIDER!"

"WHAT?!"

"SPIDER!"

"Z!"

"My name is Aragog."

"YOU TALK?!"

"Of course, I'm an Acromantula."

"Bless you." Lavender politely stated.

"Wow, you're chill." Katie nodded her head.

"Anyway…"

"Let's go."

"No." said the spider.

"Yes." And they flew away on their broomsticks. Finally, the train had arrived, so they landed in the Great Hall.

They saw all the first years form a line in front of (whatever was left of it) a wizard's hat.

"LUNA LOVEGOOD!" A tall woman called from next to the old hat. A girl with silvery blonde hair stepped up to the hat and put it on her head over her eyes. They heard distant mumbling from the hat which they took as normal.

"RAVENCLAW!" The hat screamed. Katie and Lavender were so bored their brains automatically blocked out the rest but they heard faint shouts of "SLYTHERIN!" and "HUFFLEPUFF!"

"KATIE POTTER!" The students gasped.

"No, no. Them both!" The hat screamed.

"Umm…. Then, Lavender Potter with Katie Potter!" They stepped up to the hat. Thankfully the hat was big enough for both of them.

"Too smart for Ravenclaw," The old hat mumbled, "Too cunning for Slytherin, too brave for Gryffindor, and too loyal for Hufflepuff." The crowd whispered as Katie and Lavender began to feel nervous.

The hat inhaled deeply. "GRYFFINslitherhufFLECLAW!" It screamed. Professor Dumbledore's facial expression was too complicated to describe. Everyone in the crowd was either exchanging thoughts or had faces as if they were going to be sick. Since Katie and Lavender weren't looking at the students or Dumbledore or any of the teachers, they thought it was an accomplishment. They started dancing and singing, "GRYFFINslitherhufFLECLAW!"

Professor Dumbledore stepped forward. "Hmm…. Very well. Will you two girls step up here with me for a moment?" Katie and Lavender started on their way. "Uhh. Yes, very good. Continue the sorting!"

When They girls finally arrived at the teacher's table, Dumbledore motioned for them to come over.

"Now, this Gryffinslitherhuff-" he hesitated. "Nobody has ever been sorted into this house, so a few arrangements will have to be made, so, come and see me after dinner. In the meantime you can sit at any table you want." Katie and Lavender both mumbled 'thanks' as they began down.

"I think we should sit at the Slytherin table with Draco." Katie said dreamily.

"But I want to sit at Gryffindor!"

"Slytherin!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Slytherin!"

"Gryffindor!"

"Slytherin!"

"Cheesecake!"

"Wha- Whoa!" They both saw cheesecake at the Hufflepuff table.

"Okay, let's decide on a fair Hufflepuff!" Lavender said firmly looking at the cheesecake. She put out her hand.

"YAY!" Screamed Katie and shook it. So, they sat down at Hufflepuff table and Katie topped her cheesecake with sprinkles, ice cream, whipped cream, frosting, chocolate chips, gumdrops, gummy bears, sour patch kids, starburst, skittles, crushed Oreos, M&M's, and jelly beans, and, that's it. While they were eating all the cheesecake, they talked with a boy named Cedric Diggory.

"So, your last names are also Potter?" Cedric asked them.

"Yep." They both said with mouths full of cheesecake.

"Are you related to Harry Potter?"

"Who?" Katie asked.

"I think he means Cuthead." Lavender replied.

"Oh. Well, we don't know, but we like ("She likes.") to think we aren't because we don't ("She don't.") like him."

"Oh. What?"

So after diner, (Five pounds of cheesecake) they walked up to Dumbledore and looked at him with a dirty look.

"So, what's it gonna be?" They slammed their fists on the table.

"I, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore-"

"WHAT IN THE GOOD NAME OF CHEESECAKE DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"I, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore…"

"ENGLISH MAN, ENGLISH!" Dumbledore sighed.

"You know, you girls are gonna be a handful."

"Believe it or not, we've heard that before." They said at the same time. "Okay, goodbye." And they followed the crowd of students.

Later, they realized they had no idea where they were going. That happened to be three hours later.

"I think we're lost." Katie looked from side to side.

"Yeah, no duh, three hours hesitation." Lavender rolled her eyes.

"Let's just walk up to the astronomy tower.

"Ugh." So they went to the Tower, and were just walking around in circles until Lavender slipped on a loose tile.

"Lavender, look! A three-hundred-yard drop!"

"Wow!"

"This is our tower. Gryfinslitherhuffleclaw Tower."

"Yeah the password is…"

They looked at each other and at the same time and screamed: "Chmitzlefriz Bacon! I like how you think." ® © ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅙ ⅔ → ← ⇐ ⇒ they then carved into the tile to confuse other students because it meant nothing, and to remind them it was that tile.

So, they jumped down the three-hundred-yard fall, and surprisingly, they didn't fall to their doom. They actually landed on an old student's mattress. It was on a dismembered bed with ripped red velvet curtains that matched the blanket at the end of the bed on the cold floor. But it was a room, and it was secret, so after some cleaning, they found secret writing from floor to ceiling.

On the bottom of the bed there was writing that read:

Tom Marvolo Riddle

I Am Lord Voldemort

Which they just thought was normal for Hoggy Warts. They transfigured random wood planks into tables and chairs and fixed up the bed and somehow duplicated it. Then, duplicated it again for bits and pieces. Katie took the curtains and transfigured them into blankets and cushions for the wooden chairs. "Hey Lavender, want to go tell Dumbledore that Tom Marvolo Riddle is Lord Voldemort?"

"Yeah, why not." So they went to the Great Hall screaming: "DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE!" Even though it was two A.M. After running around and screaming for ten minutes, Dumbledore showed up in his weird dressy dress holding a candle.

"Children, children, silence yourselves, or you'll wake even more than the half of the school you've already woken up already!"

"Okay, but Tom Marvolo Riddle is Lord Voldemort."

Dumbledore looked legitimately scared.

"Goodnight, girls."

"Okay, goodbye." So they skipped back up to the Gryffinslitherhuffleclaw Tower and sat on the girls started back to the astronomy tower. They found the ® © ½ ⅓ ¼ ⅕ ⅙ ⅔ → ← ⇐ ⇒ tile and flipped it up. Then they realized it was late enough for the school day to officially start. "Okay, for first class we can choose from Transfiguration with Gryffindor, Care for Magical Creatures with Ravenclaw, Potions with Hufflepuff, or Defense against the Dark Arts with Slytherin." Lavender said, holding up the class schedule.

"Let's do Transfiguration. I want to show Cuthead and idiot redhead friend how unimpressive it is to crash land into the Whomping Willow. Seriously, they knew it was there if they're at all observant, and somehow got everyone so mad that the staff of Hogwarts sealed the entrance to keep them from passing."

"Okay, no. When we go, you will be a good girl. I wanna make a good impression."

"Well I don't." Katie mumbled. So they went to transfiguration five minutes before class started. There was a random cat on Professor McGonagall's desk. Katie and Lavender shrugged and sat down. The cat lunged and turned into Professor Mcgonagall.

"Wow, I didn't know you were an animagus." They said together.

"You're very smart girls. You know, there's another Potter in the school…."

"Cuthead, already met him, he's a jerk. Hey, I just came up with something…. Cuthead. More like BUTTHEAD."

"Ha ha, very funny." Came a voice from the back of the room. Cuthead and idiot redhead friend had just entered.

"What do YOU want?" Asked Katie, annoyed. "Want detail about you're not-so-epic crash land into the Whomping Willow? Come on, dude, you act like you never 'suffered' through reading Hogwarts, a History. Seriously, was that the BEST you could do?"

"Yep. And I know that's not helping our argument, but you won't be able to fight back." Said idiot redhead friend.

"Wow. That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard." Katie hissed back at him. Lavender's head was already buried in her hands by the time Katie was standing on her desk. A large crowd of students burst through the doors. Professor Mcgonagall turned into a cat. "Wow, I didn't know you were animagus!" Katie and Lavender yelled again for some reaosn.

"You are really very, very smart girls. Ten points to Gryffinslitherhuffleclawtherhuffleclaw!" Mcgonagall exclaimed. "be quiet now!"

Cuthead sniggered and walked away with idiot redhead friend. It was a boring Transfiguration class until…."KATIE POTTER!" Mcgonagall screamed. Katie charged at Cuthead to attack him randomly.

"KATIE!" Lavender exclaimed.

"WHAT?" She replied.

"STOP!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"I'll buy you cheesecake."

"YES!" And she stopped. By now Cuthead had a bloody nose and idiot redhead friend had a black eye. Some weirdo Gryffindor girl with gigantic bushy brown hair used some stupid episkey spell and the pair were magically normal. Katie got detention with Snape for some reason.

So she went to the dungeons and Snape didn't appear to have any work for her.

"Katie Potter." He said.

"Yes?"

"Tell me, why did you decide to muggle duel with other Potter in Transfiguration."

"I didn't attack Lavender! I attacked Cuthead!"

"Um, okay, why did you decide to muggle duel 'Cuthead?'"

"Because he randomly flashed my a paper that said I was worse than some 'Dark Lord!'"

"Do you mean 'he who must not be named?'"

"Is that the no-nose-guy Lavender and I heard about in the daily prophet?"

"Umm…. Yes. FIFTEEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"

"Cool!" She screamed. Then after, the rest of detention was very boring. Snape just talked about his personal dating life while lying on his desk.

"What shall I ever do? I will never again find someone like Lily Evans!"

"First of all, I have no idea who this 'Lily Evans' is ("Your mum." He mumbled just not loud enough for her to hear) second of all, if I had your love life I would probably take a long walk off a short pier."

"Brilliant! TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINslitherhufFLECLAW!" He screamed.

"So now, Gryffinslitherhuffleclaw has twenty points!" Katie mumbled just loud enough for him to hear.

"Where did you get the other ten points?" Snape asked.

"The cat gave it to Lavender and me because we didn't know she was a cat."

"Oh."

"So…. What should we do now?" Katie asked.

"Detention dismissed! You may go back to your tower, wherever that may be." And Katie walked back to the astronomy tower.