Kyou: 'Kay! 4th Chapter! But first, I wanna thank zeldagamefan (especially. wanna thank her too for adding this to her favorites & alert) & wytman for reviewing. Plus

Nick-Gregcutestcouple & siryns-magick for also adding this to his/her alerts list! It makes me wanna update this faster knowing you all wanna read what's next.

Ichigo: Yeah Yeah! I wanna see what's next!

Uryuu: Ichi, its good-natured to thank one's audience.

Ichigo: Fine Fine! Thank You for your support...

The Suprise

Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach.

Ichigo, now awake in Uryuu's bed (clothed, unfortunately), walked to the bathroom to find Uryuu taking a good, steamy shower.

"Can I join you?", Ichigo asks.

"Don't you think about anything besides sex?"

"I didn't say I wanted sex!"

"Whatever. I'm almost done. I'll make you breakfast."

"Good! I'm starved. You didn't let me have any of you last night", Ichigo said, chuckling.

Meanwhile, Renji, still apparently upset about his recent discovery, walks the streets of Karakura. 'Why? Why? Why? Why?', was all he could think about. The thought of Ichigo ontop of Uryuu still lingered in his mind, trying to obssess him with sadness. 'Dammit! Of all the times to walk in on two people, it had to be them!'.

Renji snapped into reality when he bumped into a young girl. When he looked to see who it was, it was none other than Kurosaki Karin, Ichigo's younger sister. 'Damn. Why'd I have to walk into her? I'm fucking unlucky.' Karin looked at Renji's face, which still had marks of dry tears on them. Coupled with Renji's sad expression, Karin just had to ask what was wrong.

"You're Ichigo-nii's friend, right? What's wrong?", Karin asked.

"I...I'm not his friend. I'm fine. I just need to be along, got it?!", Renji burst. He didn't want to tell anyone besides Matsumoto of the previous night. It was Saturday, so he knew Ichigo & Uryuu wouldn't be at school. If he had walked into them instead, he didn't know what he would've done. Renji walked away, leaving a very confused Karin behind.

Back in Uryuu's apartment, the two had finished their breakfast. Uryuu had taken really long to cook it, since Ichigo kept 'interfering' by showering Uryuu with kisses from behind. The blue-haired teen didn't kiss him back for a while, clearly annoyed. When he had enough, Uryuu violently kissed Ichigo, making both fall to the flower. With Ichigo satisfied, the Quincy went back to work. Breakfast was great, but Uryuu wasn't really on par with Yuzu's cooking. Ichigo didn't tell him that, though. He didn't want to get his lover mad, since it would really ruin his chances at you-know-what.

"'Kay, gotta get going. Yuzu's probably worried. Wanna go watch that movie tonight?", Ichigo asked.

"Yeah, sure. Given up on sex?"

"Hell no! I just need something to lighten you up's all", Ichigo said, laughing. The said orange-head kissed the bespectacled teen goodbye & left for home, to find a suprise waiting for him.

"Ichigo! What the hell?!", a feminine but demanding voice yelled.

"R-Rukia?!"

"Yes! Rukia-chan's staying over for a while. She says she's on vacation, so Otousan let her stay here!", Yuzu shouted, clearly excited about having her 'older sister-figure' around.

"N-No!!!!", Ichigo yelled back.

"What do you mean no?! I'm here to visit you & you scream in terror?! What a jerk you are!", Rukia yelled.

"You have to usually tell people in advance you bitch!"

"Don't call me the bitch! I heard from Orihime-chan about you & a special someone!"

"W-What?! How does Orihime know?!"

"Never mind. Kira's waiting for you upstairs", Rukia said, ending the arguement.

"Kira? What does he want? How many of you are here?!"

"Well, currently, seven of us. Me, Matsumoto, Hitsugaya-taichou, Nanao, Kira, Shuuhei, & Renji. Yamamoto-sotaichou gave some shinigami some time off."

"Great", Ichigo said sarcastically, heading upstairs to take care of one neurotic individual. Once he got upstairs, he found Kira staring at none other than the tube of lube on his nightstand.

"Kurosaki-kun, do you use this stuff?", Kira asked, holding the tube in his hand.

"N-None of your business!", Ichigo said, grabbing the lubrication from the blonde's hand & finally putting it away. "What do you want? You don't usually talk to me."

"That's because I'm very busy since...you know. Anyways, Shuu-chan wanted me to tell you to meet him at the Karakura Mall at 12:00"

"Why? And why couldn't you call me or tell Rukia instead?"

"We tried to, but Shuu-chan ended up breaking his cell phone & decided to just send me instead, since Abarai-kun was out."

"Renji?" Then Ichigo remembered. Renji had walked in on him & Uryuu the other night. Then he just disappeared.

"Did Renji come back yet?"

"Actually, no."

"But Matsumoto-chan told us that he had to 'clear his mind' or something."

"Oh. Well, whatever. I'll meet Shuuhei at 12:00 then. Anything else?", Ichigo asked. He was wondering why Renji had to clear his mind, why he disappeared, why he even visited Uryuu in the first place. "By the way, why did Renji go to Uryuu's last night?"

"How did you know Renji went there?"

"Uh...um, Uryuu called me yesterday! Yeah! He asked why Renji was...acting weird", Ichigo answered. It was clear the vaizard pulled that out of his ass, but Kira decided to leave that alone.

"Oh. Well, its better to just ask Renji. Bye!" The blonde left, & Rukia came into the room afterwards, asking what that was about.

"He told me Shuuhei wanted to meet me", Ichigo answered.

"Oh! Have fun!", Rukia said, stressing the 'fun' in a mischievous way. She knew why Shuuhei wanted to meet him. She knew Renji wanted Uryuu just as badly as Ichigo did. But what would happen next? Well, a bitch, as Ichigo put it, has her ways, & Rukia has her's.

The clock struck 12:00, & Ichigo barely made it on time. Shuuhei waited there, watching Ichigo run towards him, trying to catch his breath, but to no success. After a while, Shuuhei decided to 'help' Ichigo. He framed the orange-head's face, & kissed him, giving Ichigo a little air. He was disrupted, however, by Ichigo pushing him aside.

"W-What the hell was that?!", Ichigo asked. He was more suprised then angry. Shuuhei was a better kisser than Uryuu, though. He enjoyed the kiss, but he knew it was wrong.

"You needed some air. I thought I'd give it to you", Shuuhei said, calm as ever.

"D-Don't suprise me like that! I could've lost more air!", Ichigo retaliated. But, his breathing had stablizied. He had relaxed in the kiss, & let the air Shuuhei gave him pass into his lungs.

"Sorry. It was an...old shinigami tactic", Shuuhei said, making up the last part as an excuse.

"Oh! I should be saying sorry then. You were just trying to save my life!", Ichigo said, laughing. It didn't seem like it, but Ichigo was VERY gullible. He'd believe anything as long as the earth, the Soul Society, & Hueco Mundo allowed it.

"No no! I'm sorry I suprised you. But it calmed you down, like it?"

"N-Not really. I mean...Hey why'd you have to meet me here?", Ichigo asked, avoiding Shuuhei's question.

"I just wanted to talk. Come on, I'll buy you lunch." Ichigo really wasn't supposed to be going out with people who had just kissed him, but it had been five hours since his 'breakfast' with Uryuu & he really was hungry. As long as Uryuu didn't find out, he'd be safe, right?

"Okay. Just don't pull any more of that crap."

"So you didn't like it?"

"Just take me to lunch. I'm starved", Ichigo said, again avoiding the question. As the two walked on, five people watched on.

"B-Squad! Go & follow them! I don't know where they're going to have lunch, but we have to follow them!", a familiar, 'bitchy' voice said, talking into a cell-phone.

Receiving the phone, was a gigantic rack-equipped woman.

"Got it A-Squad! Me & Izuru-chan'll be there!", Matsumoto answered. Matsumoto & Kira, walking on the sidewalk casually, followed Ichigo & Shuuhei from a distance. When Matsumoto & Kira got far enough, three young woman began walking on the other side of the street, hoping to not get any attention.

Ichigo & Shuuhei finally reached their destination, a small restaurant with outside seating. After the two got their food, they ate outside of the building, perfect prey to be spied on. As if it was their signal, the two 'squads' proceeded to spy on them. Matsumoto & Kira from atop the building the restaurant was located in, the other three in another alley.

"So what'd you want to talk to me about?", Ichigo asked. It wasn't an awkward lunch, but if Uryuu suddenly saw him, he'd be facing a BIG problem: no s-e-x.

"I just...wanted to tell you something."

"What?"

"Tell you later. Just enjoy your food. Lucky I'm paying."

"Thank you", Ichigo said, laughing. "So, how's your lovelife going?" Ichigo hoped that Shuuhei had a girlfriend. That way, he would draw away any suspicion Uryuu would get if he saw him.

"It's...interesting. I like someone, but I don't know how to tell him."

"Him?"

"Yes, him. Got a problem?"

"Nope! I like 'hims'."

"Really? You never struck me as the guy-loving type."

"Well I am. You got a problem?", Ichigo said, trying to imitate Shuuhei.

"Not at all. So you don't like big-boobs-chan?"

"No. She's just a good friend", Ichigo said. In the alley, a young girl could be heard sighing in disappointment.

"Oi Hime-chan! Not so loud!", Nanao said, whispering.

"Yeah Orihime! They'll here us!", Rukia said, also whispering.

"Sorry! But I kinda know. Ichigo's seeing Uryuu, right? It was just sad seeing Ichigo reject me without me even asking him", Orihime said, a third to whisper. Suddenly, from Rukia's open cell-phone, a muscular voice spoke.

"Kuchiki-chan! Why didn't you tell me or Shuu-chan?", Kira said, a little rough in his voice.

"Shhhh! I'm trying to listen!", Rukia said. Back at the two people having lunch, their talk was suddenly disrupted by a hollow's roar.

"A hollow?!", Ichigo yelled.

"Shhhh, baka! It seems like a menos-class", Shuuhei said. Luckily, Ichigo didn't catch anyone's attention. Suddenly, the hollow roared one more time, but then its reiatsu faded away.

"W-What happened?", Ichigo asked.

"It seems like Hitsugaya-taichou killed it. I can sense his reiatsu. The battle was close", Shuuhei said. This calmed Ichigo down, & the two then resumed their lunch.

"So Ichigo, like anyone?" Back in the alley, footsteps could be heard, shocking all three young women.

"Oi! What the hell are you three doing?", a young man's voice asked, almost yelling.

"Hitsugaya-taichou!", Nanao said, still suprised.

"Shhhh! It's getting to the good part!", Rukia said, not even caring about Toushirou's prescence. Toushirou looked at what Rukia & Orihime were looking at, to find Ichigo having lunch with Shuuhei, laughing. Toushirou blushed at this sight, & Orihime seemed to notice. Toushirou pulled away, scowling once more.

"How dare you spy on people! I'm disappointed Nanao!", Toushirou yelled, his eyes closed.

"Wha-?! I was! I was! I was dragged into it!!!!", Nanao said, saying the last sentence whining.

"So Hitsugaya-chan, why were you blushing?", Orihime asked. This drew both Nanao & Rukia's attention, & even Matsumoto looked down from where she was. Toushirou noticed his vice-captain, & looked at her, meeting a devilish grin.

"I, I, never mind!", Toushirou yelled.

"If it's nothing, shut up & pay attention! I think he's going to say it!", Rukia said, pointing her finger to the two on a supposed 'date'...

Kyou: So, how was that?! I added a little Toushirou into the mix! Oh, & Rukia's not a bitch! But Ichigo says so...

Toushirou: It's Hitsugaya-taichou!

Kyou: But I like Toushirou better!

Toushirou: Still! Call me Hitsugaya-taichou!

Kyou: What if I pair you up with Ichigo? Oh wait...I can't!

Toushirou: Shut up!

Nanao: Ugh! Review! Next time, Chapter 5!: 'The Heartbroken!'