I do not own Jar Jar Binks.


It was a hot day in the busy market of Cairo.

Jar Jar Binks front-flipped, back-flipped, side-flipped, somersaulted, and spun his dual double-sided red lightsabres into a blur.

Indiana Jones sighed.

He pulled out a Colt Single Action Army.

Jar Jar Binks' brain careened through the air.

The cleaner groaned


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