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Chapter 4

-Jacob-

The house was so big. I mean I'd been living with the Cullen's a while, but man there house was big! It had 3 floors. Who needs 3 floors? Well I guess they do, there is nine of them, but still, that's only five bedrooms. Okay, I guess they do need more since Mrs Cullen, Esme, was providing my pack with places to stay. Then there was the kitchen, the living room, the bathrooms. For people who never drink or eat and only shower and bathe, they sure did have a lot of bathrooms. This pleased Leah. I thought of her as truly one of the pack, she was my second after all, so it still surprised me when she did have girly moments. Sometimes I could hear her thinking about just how nice it would be to have a bath. I didn't understand that. A bath or shower was just something you had to get clean, no more than 10 minutes. Why did girls always feel the need to spend hours in a bathtub? Rachel was exactly the same. It's just so inconvenient to everyone else. If I left my comb in there, I'd have to wait hours before I could get it. Renesmee was just like any other girl, spending ages in the bath, though when she did it was cute. Edward and Bella used to spend forever in the bathroom bathing her.

Now she was big enough, Renesmee didn't need supervision in the bath, she just sat in there playing with toys. We could all here her from downstairs, where we were sitting. Emmett and Quil were watching some football game on the flat screen. Edward was playing a sort of lullaby on the grand piano, Bella was reading the Canterbury tales. Dr Cullen was at work and Alice, Jasper and Esme were hunting some deer. Rosalie, well she was sitting on the sofa glaring at me. I smiled knowing I was about to annoy her.

"I've got a joke for you Rosie," I said smiling at her evily.

"My name is not Rosie, dog," She said glaring at me, "It's Rosalie or Rose. It's not hard to remember, think you can manage it?"

I glared at her and thanked God she couldn't hear what I was about to say like Edward could.

"A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, you know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

I heard Emmett and Quil chuckle whilst watching the game.

She scowled at Emmett, who was now looking in our direction.

"I'm sorry babe," Emmett said looking a Rosalie apologetically, "but it is funny"

Bella put her book down at sighed at me theatrically. "Jacob, we all live in the same house, can you please try and not piss Rose off, and you'll make life very difficult especially for Jasper."

From behind me I heard "Yeah, Jacob, don't be mean to Auntie Rosalie," Renesmee ran into Rosalie's arms when she said that.

Damit! Now because of my imprinting I had to be nice to Blondie. To avoid this I changed the subject.

"Are you wearing new pyjama's Ness?" I asked smiling at her.

She giggled, pulling at her top that had a picture of Belle from Beauty and the beast on the front. My knowledge of girlie Disney films had grown miraculously since Renesmee discovered a liking for them. "Grandpa Charlie got them for me" She said feigning shyness, "Jacob, I wanna read you a story before I go to sleep,"

I smiled, I loved spending time with Renesmee, especially when she showed off how gifted she was. She had read to me before, some of her favourites: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Narnia, Lord of the Rings and Peter Pan. Tonight I wondered which story it would be.

When Renesmee had read me Peter Pan, one of her favourites because she felt like she was Peter, I went downstairs, ready to start my night patrol. Blondie was standing at the door with her arms folded across her chest grinning at me.

"Hello Dog" she said, still smiling at me scarily. I just looked at her, waiting for her to move.

"How do you get rid of a werewolf?Throw a stick and shout fetch!"

I scowled, "Very funny," and then turned to Quil, "Come on, let's give Leah and Embry a break,"

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