Married Gay Party-Beast
By Mirror and Shadow
"I was told Severus was here."
Becky plastered a fake smile onto her face. "You'll have to wait a moment. Sevvy had to do something."
To be honest, 'Sevvy' was making a deposit in the porcelain bank (A/N: I love that euphemism). He had been severely uncomfortable the past 6 days, and was glad an end was in store. That, of course, was forgotten due to a sudden urge for blood pops.
"Sevvy, darling, Mistress Becky wants you in the sitting room. Is their anything you'd be wanting before you go?"
Snape dried his hands. "Do you have any blood pops?"
Giggling, Saja popped away and back with aforementioned candy.
Digging in with gusto, Snape slowly made his way to the sitting room. It'd been almost a week since he'd been staying with Becky, and he'd given in to the positively disturbing cravings he'd get every so often.
Blood pops, acid pops, cockroach clusters, dishwater, chocolate covered cauliflower, roses dipped in coffee, cinnamon covered with a heavy coating of pepper…
He'd eaten it all, some of it behind Becky's back. The woman wasn't all that pleased when he got the dishwater craving, or the one with the roses, or the cinnamon…
"Severus, my boy, how have you been? I've been looking for you!"
Snape almost choked on his blood pop. Dumbledore. Dumbledore was sitting down in front of a very harassed looking Becky and popping a lemon drop into his mouth while giving Snape a pointed look. "Why aren't you with Harry?"
Sev scowled, the man easily sparking a bad mood. "He's With Aaron. I'm here. Why do you care?"
Albus frowned. "I was worried. No need to get huffy. Now, you'll have to leave here at once and meet up with him."
"No," Snape stated simply starting on his next blood pop.
"What did you say?"
"No."
Albus frowned. "You don't know what you're saying."
"Yes I do. I'm saying no. N-O. No. now if you'll excuse me, I have candy to eat and books to read."
He turned and walked languidly out. Becky sighed. "I almost expected that" she muttered, though Dumbledore heard her anyway. "I guess it's a good thing he had food to sate him or he'd be going off at the old man."
She stood and bowed stiffly to her guest. "I'll see you at the beginning of term. Rupa!" The named house elf appeared. "If you would be so kind as to escort the Professor from my property."
The elf nodded and gave Dumbledore the evil eye. "Follow me."
When Becky walked upstairs, Sevvy was watching Dirty Dancing.
She smiled. "Why do you always watch that?"
He smiled. "I like it. Especially the part at the end where she gets the entire dance right. And the part where they're singing and all that good stuff and this dude walks in and they pretend they were doing something else."
Becky nodded. She didn't really understand all that, but then again, it got him away from reading The Ransom of Mercy Carter. The boy was obsessed with that book.
But then, she herself had been the same way when she first read it.
Aaron stared as Harry ate the entire cake. He'd known that Harry was both having cravings and had a bottomless pit for a stomach, but a whole cake? Damn!!!!!
Aaron shook his head at his little brother. "You really were hungry weren't you?"
Harry nodded, licking his fingers. He had a thought. "How do you think Snape is doing?"
"Good enough. Have you been to Diagon Alley yet?"
Harry shook his head. "I'd forgotten. But I guess we need to go."
Aaron nodded. "And either during or after, I need to talk to Becky."
Harry nodded, ignoring it. He peeked in the refrigerator. "Do you have any Grey Goose?"
Aaron scowled. Harry huffed. "I'm going to cook it you dolt! With sugar and water. The alcohol won't be there any more. Honestly, you act as if I have a death wish or want to kill my baby!"
Aaron held up his hands. "I'm your older brother, I'm supposed to worry!"
Harry rolled his eyes and slipped his feet into his sandals.
"Let's go. No time like the present."
Aaron rolled his eyes.
(grins) that came out nicely.
(grumbles) seeing as i did all teh real work while they got to do the fun stuff...like write it...
(sighs)
anyway, review please, before Mirror burts a vein or gets murdered by Shadow, either one