Chapter 4 covers the next morning. Santana gets into a fight with Quinn over Moe, with unexpected results.
Chapter 4
The next morning, the trio were driving to school in their car.
"Boy doesn't it feel good to have a car?" said Moe, who was driving.
"Soitenly," said Curly from the rear seat.
"Quiet numbskull. I'd love to see the look on Santana's face when we park in the parking lot and Quinn waving hi to us when we get out," said Moe.
"Awwww. Does Moesy Woesy have a crush on Quinny Winny," said Larry affectionately.
"See this," said a blushing Moe. He then poked Larry in the eyes.
"Ouch!" yelled Larry.
"Well then stop talking about Quinn you imbecile," said Moe, slapping Larry.
"But you're the one who brought it up," said Curly.
"Shut up, I don't need an argument from both of you," said Moe.
They continued to argue about Quinn and Santana right up to when they parked at the school parking lot. Santana and Brittany saw them park.
"Right on time," said Santana. She had a flirty look on her face.
"That car doesn't look that bad. Let's say hi to them," said Brittany.
"Moe'll never see what's coming," said Santana.
"That's your dirty secret," said Brittany.
The duo linked pinkies and headed over to where the trio's car was parked. They noticed that the trio were having a heated argument.
"Santana's better than Quinn! She gives me more affection that Quinn does!" yelled Curly.
"How many times do I have to tell you to NOT OBSESS OVER SANTANA LOPEZ YOU IMBECILE!" yelled Moe. He gave Curly a long-awaited slap.
"HMMMMMMM! RUFF! RUFF!" yelled Curly. Suddenly, a knocking sound was heard.
"Stop knocking porcupine!" yelled Moe. He slapped Larry.
"It came from outside the car," said Larry.
"AAHHH!" screamed Moe once he realized that it was Santana and Brittany that were knocking on the window. His hair raised like a cat arching its back.
Santana signaled Moe to roll down the window, which Moe did.
"What's the matter? You seemed frightened when your hair did that weird thing," asked Santana worringly.
"You scared me and these pudding brains were arguing about Quinn," said Moe.
"I'm sorry...,"
"THAT'S A LIE!" yelled Curly. He was slapped hard by Moe. Curly then shook his hand in front of Moe's face and brought it down.
"Come on, we don't have time for this," said Moe.
"Well then boys, get out of the car and hang out with us if you guys are going to argue about girls," said Santana. She opened the driver's door.
"Well, get out of the car you dopes," said Moe. The trio got out of the car.
"Moe, you forgot your keys," said Santana, holding the keys in her hand.
"Oh," said Moe. He quickly snatched them from Santana.
"Don't worry Moe, I forget stuff all the time. Last time I did, it took me a half-hour to find what I was looking for and it was in the last place I'd look," said Brittany. She patted Moe's back.
They followed Santana and Brittany into the main building. Karofsky and his buddies attempted to slushie all five of them, but they tripped and their slushies landed on their heads.
"Serves them right," said Santana.
"For once I'm in agreement," said Moe.
Most of the Cheerios said hi to the trio. Many of them smiled at Curly, a few of them high-fived him just for the fun of it.
"Look, there's Quinny Winny for you Moe," said Larry.
"Stop it Larry!" yelled Moe. They stopped just so Moe can slap Larry.
"Look pals, violence won't get you anywhere. All you need is a little respect and compassion," said Brittany. Santana took Curly's hand.
"That's it, I'm going to talk to Quinn You ain't stopping me!" said Moe angrily. He walked down the hallway.
"That figures," said Santana under her breath. She, Brittany, Curly and Larry followed Moe.
"Moe please don't do this!" shouted Santana.
Moe ignored her and approached Quinn.
"Hi Quinn," said Moe.
"Hi Moe, what's going on?" said Quinn. She gave Moe a hug.
"Nothing much," said Moe.
"That's good," said Quinn.
"Look, I've got something I need to tell you," said Moe.
"What is it?" asked Quinn.
"Will you go out with me to Breadstix tonight. Please," whispered Moe.
"I don't know if that is a good idea to go two nights in a row," whispered Quinn.
"I just want to get away from Santana for a while," whispered Moe.
"Alright, I'll go with you," whispered Quinn.
"What were you saying to her?" asked Santana.
"It's none of your business Santana," said Quinn.
"Oh my. It's Tweedle Fake-Boobs and her stooges hanging out with Brittany and Q," said Sue from behind them. They all turned around and saw the tall figure of Sue Sylvester.
"Leave them alone Sue. They didn't do anything," said Quinn defensively.
"You don't want to be talking to me like that Q. Besides, what's more fun than watching a girl trying to keep three rambunctious boys from doing too much slapping and eye poking. I really appreciate you Boobs McGee for being able to handle them so well.
"Why do you have to insult us all the time?" asked Santana.
"It's never healthy to be too happy. Good day to you all," said Sue. She then walked away.
"Hmmm! What's wrong with her?" asked Curly. He was clearly frustrated.
"Larry, will you go out with me to Breadstix tonight?" asked Brittany.
"Sure," said Larry. He was slapped by Moe.
"What were you thinking about you imbecile, now we've got triple dates. Get out of here!," said Moe.
"So that's what you and Quinn were talking about," said Santana.
"For your information, yes," said Quinn.
"Well Quinn, you've got yourself a new enemy since you tried to take one of my buddies away," said Santana.
"Don't fight ladies. I can't stand it when girls fight," said Moe.
"Moe's right. Don't start any violence," said Brittany.
"Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps trying to avoid you?" yelled Quinn.
"No. I thought that he was flirting with me! Naturally I flirted harder!" shouted Santana.
Once Moe heard that come out of Santana's mouth, his anger started to rise and quickly reached the boiling point. He was never so angry in his whole life.
"Well, open your eyes bitch! Nobody wants to be around someone as annoying as you!" yelled Quinn.
"You asked for it," said Santana. She screamed and lunged at Quinn. She pushed her into one of the lockers on the opposite side of the hall.
"HEY! DON'T FIGHT!" screamed Moe.
"She ain't listening to you," said Curly.
"WELL THEN BREAK THEM UP YOU IMBECILES BEFORE I GO BONKERS!" yelled Moe, slapping both Curly and Larry.
"Hey! Break it up ladies!" yelled Larry as he tried to break up Quinn and Santana's fight. However, Santana accidentally hit him in the head hard. He slid onto the ground unconscious.
"Go on!" yelled Moe, slapping Curly.
"I'll do it when I'm ready!" shouted Curly.
"Are you ready?" asked Moe.
"Yeah I'm ready," said Curly.
"Well then STOP THE FIGHT!" yelled Moe.
Before Curly could move, Santana punched Quinn and shoved her across the hall. What Santana didn't realize was that Brittany, Curly and Moe were still standing there and that she had shoved Quinn in Curly's direction. Both Quinn and Curly were laying on the floor unconscious.
"Curly! Are you okay!" screamed Santana once she realize that she had knocked Curly out.
"No don't go near him or my girlfriend!" yelled Moe.
"Speak to me Curly!" said Santana.
"Fine! Let me check it out," said Moe angrily. He touched both Quinn and Curly. They didn't react, which meant that they were indeed unconscious.
"Is he okay?" asked Santana.
"They're both unconscious, thanks to you!" shouted Moe.
"Don't you be yelling at me. Yell at Quinn," said Santana.
"I don't want to start another argument! Wait a minute, where's Larry?" asked Moe.
"I don't notice him anywhere," said Santana.
"Oh, there he is," said Moe, noticing the unconscious form of Larry on the opposite side of the hall. Two Cheerios were trying their hardest to get Larry to regain consciousness.
"I didn't even notice him. I hope he's okay," said Santana.
Just then, Will appeared.
"What happened?" asked Will.
"It's a long story Mr. Schue. It all started when Larry, Curly, and I were driving to school and Larry said something about...,"
"Just forget about it," said Santana calmly.
"Seriously, what happened guys? Three people are unconscious," asked Will.
"Santana and Quinn got into a fight," said Brittany.
"Over what?" asked Will.
"Over Moe," said Brittany.
"Thanks a lot Brittany," said Moe jokingly. He pretended to poke her in the eyes. Then, they smiled at each other and he high-fived her.
"Santana, how could you?" asked Will.
"I thought Quinn was taking Moe away from me," said Santana.
"Santana, you need to realize that just because you are friends with Moe, Larry, and Curly doesn't mean that you can walk all over them," said Will.
"I thought that I could, I could...," said Santana before she busted into tears. Brittany comforted her.
"What?" asked Will calmly.
"I really wanted three guys to hang out with them every day and have a good time, even on the weekends," said Santana in between sobs.
"I can't take this. I can't stand to see a girl cry," said Moe, who was also beginning to cry. Brittany moved in between Santana and Moe and put her arms around both of them.
"It's okay guys," said Brittany.
"Santana," said Will.
"What?" cried Santana.
"Santana. Over the past year since the start of the school year when you, Quinn, Brittany, Moe, Larry, and Curly joined the glee club, you've been all the guys. Give them a chance to hang out with whoever they want to," said Will. "The rest of the club really wants to talk to them and they can't because they think that you will just insult them."
"I'm sorry," said Santana. She was still crying.
"About what?" asked Will.
"For being a control freak towards Moe, Larry, and Curly," cried Santana.
"It's about time you apologized," said Moe.
"What's going on," said Curly. He had regained consciousness.
"Curly!" exclaimed Santana. She sat down next to Curly and hugged him tightly.
"Hello Santana," said Curly.
"I'm glad that you're okay," said Santana. She kissed him on the cheek.
"Well, I see that you've got the problem somewhat settled. See you in glee club. Oh, and I suggest that you go to Emma's office and discuss about your relationships with her," said Will.
"See you Mr. Schue," said Brittany.
Will walked away.
Moe moved Quinn, who was still unconscious, away from Curly. He then sat next to her unconscious body and held her hand.
"Quinn, speak to me. Please speak to me Quinn. Say a few syllables. Tell me your name so that I can tell your mother," said Moe.
"My mother knows my name," said Quinn in a flirty tone of voice. She was smiling beautifully at Moe as she regained consciousness.
"Quinn, you're as gorgeous as ever," said Moe.
"Thanks Moe. You're a funny guy," said Quinn.
"Everybody says that about me," said Moe.
Meanwhile, Larry had regained consciousness. The Cheerios who were with him were still there.
"Are you okay Larry?" asked one of the girls.
"I'm fine. I tried to break them up, I swore it. Santana must not have seen me," said Larry.
"It was an accident Larry. Accidents are bound to happen at one time or another. At least your alright," said the other girl.
"Come on, let's find Moe and Larry," said the first girl. She took helped Larry up and Larry's hand.
"They're right there on the other side. And please don't hold hands with me," said Larry
"Sorry. I thought that your balance may be off for a few minutes" she replied. She let go of Larry's hand
"I appreciate your concern and thanks for being so kind," said Larry.
"Aren't Cheerios supposed to be nice to each other and everybody?" said the second girl.
"I agree with you girls," replied Larry.
The girls walked with Larry to where the other five were at. They then left.
"What's the idea of having two girls with you," said Moe, standing up. He slapped Larry.
"Larry, I'm glad you're okay," said Brittany, hugging Larry. She kissed him several times.
"I heard that there were three unconscious people," said a voice. The school nurse had shown up.
"Everybody's okay now," said Moe.
"Just making sure," said the nurse. She walked away.
Oh boy, I hope tonight's going to be fun!" exclaimed Curly.
Poor Santana. Who ever knew that she would reveal the truth about her relationship with the Stooges to Will. Anyway, chapter 5 will be up soon and will involve the boys going out on a date at Breadstix with Brittany, Santana, and Quinn.