Me: HI EVERYONE! I'm back! Thanks for all your WONDROUS reviews! Right now I'm eating ice cream!
Paul: And that is relevant how?
Me: IT JUST IS! Ice cream keeps my creativity fluids pumping!
Drew: Huh?
Me: My creativity fluids! You know, those juices in your brain that give you ideas for stuff?
Drew: ...-decides not to ask anything else-
Me: Alright! Let's get started! First off we have Guest, and I'm not sure which one it is by this point...
hahahahaha, geez paul your supposed to admit you loveeeee her!
Paul: I don't!
Me: You're supposed to!
Dawn: -sneezes-
drew keeping hitting on dawn to make paul jealous
Drew: Is that the only reason?
Dawn: Is that the only reason for what?
Drew: You didn't see/hear it?
Paul: No, were we supposed to?
Me: Nope! Good thing, though, I thought it didn't work for a second.
keep on doing it until he decides to step up and be a MANNNN AND ADMIT HIS UNDENYING LOVEEE FOR HER!
Me: YES! YOU MUST BE A MAN! –breaks out in song- BE A MAN! YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER, WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON, WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE, MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!
Drew: ...The heck?
Paul: I don't have any "undenying loveee" for that troublesome girl!
Me: But you guys are holding hands!
Dawn: It's all Drew's fault!
Drew: -looks away-
Me: Great. Now you've made him sad.
Drew: My love...
Me: Hush. Next... Guest! I have a feeling this is the same one as the last one, as the email for this review was sent to me exactly one minute after the last... but wait... can Guests review more than once in the same chapter?
Drew: Huh?
Me: Hush.
dawn i dare you to kiss drew... MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I LIKE YOU! Even though I don't really support their ship, it's worth seeing Dawn tortured! Oh yeah, and Paul!
Dawn: -teeth chattering- W-why me?!
Me: You'd rather Paul and Drew kiss?
Paul and Drew: -shake heads quickly- WE'RE GOOD!
Dawn: -shudders at mental image- Nope!
Me: Even though I'd like to torture them... I won't torture them as much. Dawn and Drew, go for it!
Dawn: -wrinkles nose-
Me: -sneakily types something into keyboard-
Drew: -eyes light up at the thought of kissing Dawn-
Paul: -twitches at thought of Drew and Dawn kissing-
Drew and Dawn: -lean toward each other-
Paul: -dragged by Dawn-
Drew and Dawn: -kiss-
Paul: -shudders so violently I'm afraid I need to call an ambulance-
Me: -smirking-
Drew and Dawn: -break apart-
Paul: -on the floor-
Me: -not sure if Paul fainted or not-
Dawn: -wiping mouth and shivering- Gross!
Drew: Hey, I'm not that bad of a kisser!
Me: SUUUUUUREEE you aren't.
Dawn: -noticing Paul- Paul? You okay?
Me: Don't mind him, he'll be okay. Thanks for coming, Guest! Come again! Next... We have... another Guest. –sighs- WHICH ONE IS THIS?! Whatever, let's just continue...
hmmmmm... how about a simple question:)
Me: Okay!
dawn paul whats your favorite color and why? :D
Dawn: -groans- Not this one...
Paul: So...many...times...
Me: Oh, don't mind them. In fact, be happy they're being tortured!
Paul: Fine. Black.
Me: Because?
Paul: Because it's not colorful.
Me: -sweatdrops- Wow... What a reason... But it's okay! Because that's the reason why black's my favorite color too!
Drew: It is?
Me: -turns to face him- NOOOO, it's not like I wear black EVERYDAY or anything!
Drew: Sorry... But hey, black's not a color!
Paul and I: Don't care.
Dawn: -shivering- W-well mine's pink!
Me: -muttering- Well, no surprise there...
Dawn: Because it's just so cute!
Me: ...
Paul: Figures you'd say something like that.
Me: OKAY! Next... Iloveikari! Wow, what a coincidence, I do too!
Drew: -facepalm-
AHHHHH! I LOVE Shugo Chara! AMUTO FOREVER!
Me: -grins- Who doesn't? YES AMUTO.
Paul: What's that?
Me: -ignores him- But I'm still trying to get over the age difference... I mean, Ikuto's like five billion, and Amu's, what, negative forty?
Paul, Dawn, and Drew: WHAAAAAAAT?!
Me: Oops... over-exaggerating...
Drew: -mutters- You'd better be...
Me: Fine, they're 17 and 11, same difference.
Drew: Um... anything else?
Nice chapter by the way.
Me: Aww, thanks!
Paul: IT WAS NOT!
Anyway I would like Dawn and Paul to act like a married couple for how many minutes you like, its up to you. XD
Me: Hm... How's about... forever?
Paul and Dawn: NO!
Me: Then what do YOU want?!
Paul and Dawn: ZERO!
Me: NO.
Drew: What about five?
Me: TOO SHORT!
Paul and Dawn: TOO LONG!
Me: -random perverted moment- That's what-
Drew: -covers my mouth- HUSH.
Me: -muffled- Mm mph mmm!
Paul and Dawn: What?
Me: -removes Drew's hand- FIVE'S TOO SHORT!
Drew: Sorry!
Paul and Dawn: NO, THERE'S TOO MANY MINUTES!
Me: THERE ARE NOT!
Paul and Dawn: ARE TOO!
Me: ARE NOT!
Them: ARE TOO!
Me: ARE NOT!
Them: ARE NOT!
Me: ARE T- WAIT!
Them: Aw, man...
Me: For trying to trick me, we'll go with SIX minutes!
Them: NOOO!
Me: Yes.
Them: NO!
Me: I don't have time for this. LET THE ACTS BEGIN!
Them: ...
Drew: -sitting there-
Me: -huffs-
Them: -sit awkwardly-
Me: -types command-
Paul: -to Dawn- Honey, did you want anything?
Me: HA!
Paul: WHAT THE- Honey bunches, why aren't you answering me?
Me: Keyboard. But the effects seem to be different on you guys... I mean, you guys can sorta prevent the words...
Dawn: Aww, thanks dear, but I am kinda –sneezes- cold... could you get me a blanket?
Drew: Wow...
Me: Hey! They're not supposed to be able to say anything else! Paul! STOP SAYING OTHER THINGS!
Paul: WHY IS THIS HAPPEN- A blanket? Of course I can get you one, I'll be right back, love.
Dawn: -shuts mouth tightly to try and prevent any words from escaping but fails- Aw, thanks, but I'm kinda stuck to you... –looks down at entwined hands-
Paul: -grits teeth- Sarah... I hate- I'm sorry, it seems we just can't separate! –chuckles lightly, then pales at realization of what just happened-
Me: -sits back- Well, I guess that's the best my keyboard can do... I mean, it was abused by a certain two boys... –glares at certain two boys-
Drew: -pales-
Me: Man, this is boring. REAAAALLLLLYYYY boring. THOSE TWO AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Those two: -covering their mouths with their hands... their own mouths!-
Me: Aw, man, we only have two minutes left...
Those two: -sigh in relief-
Me: -getting angry- GAHH! YOU TWO MUST COMPLY! I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO!
Drew: C-calm down...
Me: -on fire- NEVER! –smashes command into keyboard-
Those two: Wh-what's going-
Me: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Those two: -forcibly pulled into a kiss-
Me: STAY LIKE THAT FOR TWO MINUTES AND WE'RE GOOD!
Drew: They won't have any air!
Me: WHO CARES?!
-two minutes later-
Paul and Dawn: -separated and gasping for air-
Drew: -gaping at me-
Me: -in corner of shame (anime style)- Gomennesai...
Drew: Maybe we should move on...
Paul and Dawn: Ugh...
Me: Good! You're finally recovered!
Those two: -glaring at me-
Me: -grinning at them-
Those two: -sigh and stop glaring- What's next?
Another one I came up with is Paul's fans or Dawn's fans are invited and they get chased and the other person has to save them with no pokemon or any material items. It would be fun to read that.
Me: PAUL'S FANS. DEFINITELY PAUL'S FANS.
Paul: -groans- Oh, no...
Dawn: I have to SAVE him?!
Me: Yep! Useless guy #57!
Useless guy #57: Yes?
Me: Drag in Paul's fangirls.
Useless guy #57: They're already outside the building, screaming.
Me: Ok... That'd be hard... And you're kinda weak... Get security guard 'The Strong One' to drag them in.
Useless guy #57: But... Security Guard 'The Strong One' is the one preventing them from stampeding the building...
Me: Oh... UGH! YOU GUYS ARE SO USELESS! –types command-
Paul's Fangirls: -suddenly teleported inside the room we're in-
Paul: AHH! RUN! –starts running and Dawn has no choice but to be dragged along-
Paul's Fangirls: EEEEE, IT'S PAUL! COME BACK TO US, PAUL!
Paul: AAHHHH!
Dawn: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAVE HIM?!
Me: Dunno. –sitting and calmly sipping tea-
Paul: RUN FOR IT!
Dawn: BUT I NEED TO SAVE YOU!
Paul's Fangirls: EEEE! PAAUUUULL!
Paul: HELP!
Dawn: AH!
Paul: -still running-
Dawn: -thinking of way to save him without pokemon or anything-
Fangirls: -chasing after Paul-
Dawn: -has an idea- HEY, FANGIRLS!
Fangirls: -stop chasing Paul- Yeah?
Dawn: -gulps- Umm... The only reason Paul's running away is because he didn't want you to see him before his surprise trip to... um... Egypt with you! But sadly, he was discovered. BUT you can still book a flight to meet him there!
Fangirls: ... –suddenly break apart and rush to ticket selling place-
Paul: -panting- Thanks...
Dawn: No prob!
Me: Guys! Get back here!
Paul and Dawn: -walk back to where I'm sitting-
Me: Great show. Now... Anything else, Iloveikari?
Anyway! Can't wait Until the next chapter! IKARISHIPPING RULES!
Me: ALRIGHT! That's done! Thank you for those absolutely WONDROUS orders, Iloveikari!
Paul: They were NOT wonderful!
Me: Course they weren't. They were wondrous.
Paul: -glares-
Dawn: Uh... –shivering- Next...
Me: You know, you two should really do something to get warm.
Dawn: Nah, I'm g-good... –sneezes-
Me: Whatever. Next is... Mamodoking200, with a beautimously long review!
I'm not into the whole pairing thing I just hate Paul and think dawns somewhat annoying.
Me: Um... K...
Dawn: HEY!
Paul: Whatever.
Soo im going to think up a bunch of stuff but in the meantime here's what I got
Me: WHOO! Let's have it!
have them compete in an hotdog eating contest VS a snorlax!
Me: That is a contest fit for Ash. But in the meantime, king said "them", so both of you! EAT!
Them: HUH?!
Me: Yep! –brings out Snorlax- You guys get to compete against this dude!
Them: -eyes bulge out- WHAAAAT?!
Me: Mhmm. –hands them huge plate of hot dogs-
Snorlax: Snorlax?
Me: Hang on. Ready... GO! –puts huge plate of hot dogs in front of Snorlax-
Drew: -don't forget him!-
Paul and Dawn: -eat like crazy-
Snorlax: -just tips plate into mouth and swallows- SNOR!
Me: TIME! Snorlax wins!
Them: NOT FAIR!
Me: So fair.
Drew: Sure...
Me: YAY! K, this review is long, so we need to move on.
Have dawn shoot an arrow at paul ... I'll let you say were it hits (non lethal couldn't you just bring them back?)
Me: Alright... Meh, lethal or non-lethal, it's still gonna hurt. I mean, Dawn's kinda stuck holding hands with Paul... –COUGHCOUGH-Drew-COUGHCOUGH-
Drew: Oops...
Me: So, Dawn, you're just gonna have to stab Paul with an arrow instead of shooting one!
Paul and Dawn: WHAAAAAAT?!
Me: You heard me! –pushes super sharp arrow into Dawn's hand- GO! STAB THE JERK!
Dawn: B-But I don't wanna...
Paul: I DON'T EITHER!
Me: You have to!
Dawn: But...
Paul: Does anyone here care about my opinion?
Me: NOPE!
Dawn: -shivers-
Me: Just do it. I'll heal him.
Dawn: -gulps-
Me: -waiting-
Paul: -scared-
Dawn: -still staying still-
Me: -drums fingers on table-
Drew: -waiting in anticipation-
Dawn: -staring at arrow-
Paul: -also staring at arrow-
Me: -jumping in seat-
Drew: -watching me (his eyes are moving up and down!)-
Dawn: -slowly looking from the arrow to Paul, and back again-
Paul: -still staring at arrow-
Me: -doing one-person can-can line-
Drew: -watching me-
Dawn: -still undecisive-
Paul: -staring at arrow-
Me: -finishing the seven-book series I started when Dawn took the arrow-
Drew: -falling asleep-
Dawn: -looking at arrow like it's dangerous-
Paul: -losing interest in arrow-
Me: -done with the novel I started after reading the series just a moment ago-
Drew: -looking over my novel-
Dawn: -still staring at arrow-
Paul: -has completely lost interest in arrow-
Me: -snaps- GAAAAHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! –furiously types command-
Dawn: -suddenly stabs arrow into Paul's shoulder- NOO!
Paul: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Drew: -winces and looks away-
Me: -cackling maniacally- HAHAHA! Now, step aside, I need to heal him.
Paul: -screaming in pain-
Dawn: -pale... like, really pale-
Me: -uses keyboard to heal Paul-
Paul: -sighs in relief-
Dawn: He's okay! YAY! –hugs Paul-
Me: Mission accomplished.
Drew: Wh-what...
Me: Alright, we've wasted enough time. Paul, you're okay, right?
Paul: I really hate you.
Me: Great! Moving on!
have the face a joltic jumping contest
Me: Um... What's that?
Paul and Dawn: -don't say anything, just comply-
Me: Sorry, but since I don't know what that is, or forgot what it is, I couldn't write it out! Sorry!
Drew: What is it?
Me: I said, I DON'T KNOW!
Have Paul box a hitmonchan
Me: Ooh... HANG ON! DAWN'S GONNA BE DRAGGED IN TOO!
Dawn: Eep! –scared-
Me: HANG ON. LEMME FIND THE COMMAND. –starts researching-
-an hour and thirty-eight minutes later-
Me: FINALLY! –types in command-
Paul and Dawn: -break apart, rubbing their hands-
Me: Paul, go box.
Paul: Wha- -is suddenly in a boxing ring/square with a Hitmonchan-
Announcer: GO!
Hitmonchan: CHAN! –jumps forward and starts beating Paul up-
Paul: AHH! –is getting beat up by Hitmonchan-
Hitmonchan: Hit! –hits Paul- Mon! –punches Paul- CHAN! –does a super kick on Paul-
Paul: AAAAHHH! –is suddenly transported back to room 65-
Me: How was it?
Paul: I LOST!
Me: Too bad, so sad.
Have Paul arm westle a machoke
Me: Ah, so the 'Torture Paul With All You've Got' theme is spreading around, correct?
Paul: WHY ME?!
Me: Relax, this review's almost over. But in the meantime... –calls out Machoke- Go! Arm wrestle Paul!
Paul: -hesitantly puts arm on table-
Machoke: Choke! -grips Paul's hand-
Paul: OW!
Me: GO!
Machoke: MAAAACHOOOOKEEE! –slams Paul's hand down on table, breaking it without a second thought-
Paul: -dazed- Ow...
Dawn: Are you alright?
Paul: I've been better.
Me: C'mon... almost over...
Have dawn beat mistys wack-a-mole high score. (since I hear stuff about a mallet it must be high)
Drew: Who's that?
Dawn and Paul: Who's that?
Me: Someone you don't know. Dawn, get on with it!
Dawn: Um... –plays Whack-a-mole surprisingly violently-
Me: What'd you get?
Dawn: 158!
Paul and Drew: WHOA.
Me: Misty's is in the three-hundreds...
Paul, Dawn, and Drew: WHOA!
Me: Yeah.
M not trying to hog the show I'm just creativty with vengeance
Me: I never said you were! Thanks for being on here!
Paul: Can we take a break?
Me: Why?
Paul: I need to fully recover from my injuries.
Me: But there're still reviews...
Paul: NO.
Me: Fine. I still need to explain to Drew what's going on with all the rooms.
Drew: YES!
Me: Drew, go read chapter two of this story.
Drew: EEEH?!
Me: Here. –hands copy of chapter two to him-
Drew: Thanks...
Me: No prob!
Dawn: -sneezes- So... cold... –subconsciously snuggles closer to Paul-
Me: -smirks-
Paul: -slightly blushes-
Drew: -is finished reading- I'm back! Man, the rooms thing is confusing...
Me: But it makes the whole thing more fun, ne?
Drew: What?
Me: Oh, never mind. You two! –calls for Paul and Dawn- You ready?
Paul and Dawn: -grumble- Alright, alright...
Me: Hurry it up, I need to publish this BEFORE Friday, thank you very much.
Drew: Eh?
Paul and Dawn: -groan- Guh...
Me: Alright! Next up... Sakura-Scizor! Love the name, by the way.
Me wants to be host name : Alex
Me: Ok... Here's the thing. I can't exactly allow reviewers as hosts, because number one: Working on it [together] would be hard. Number two: If I allowed you, others would want to be hosts too, and that's just too much work. I think you've heard a teacher say that before. So sadly, I must decline.
way to torture: read kiyashirona's the legends fav game
Us: Ok...
Me: I'll go find it! –goes off to who-knows-where-
Drew: I guess that leaves me to continue...?
and use the consequences Pokemon to keep the three from doin the stuff they should not: Blazer the Blaziken (no I'm a unova kinda guy).
Drew: What's that?
Paul: I think she just went to get it...
Dawn: Get what, exactly?
Drew: Something. Blazer the Blaziken? Hang on, what's Unova?
Paul and Dawn: Yeah, what is it?
Drew: Hm... Let's just continue. We finally have peace without Sarah.
Paul if the chimchar was yours y give it to ash the person who like likes the love of your life
Drew: This is for you, right?
Paul: Yeah, it's-
Me: -comes back suddenly- GOT IT! –starts reading at lightning speed-
The sane ones: ...What's that?
Me: -finishes- DONE! Man, that's good. I LIKE IT. Unfortunately... won't be updated for a while... But on the bright side, you guys should read it!
The sane ones: Eh?
Me: Now, where were you guys on the orders?
Paul: -recovered- Well, we got to the consequences pokemon, and I was just about to answer my question before you RUDELY interrupted us.
Me: Oops. Whatever. Paul, ANSWER!
Paul: I was going to say because it was too weak. Weak pokemon are useless. The end.
Dawn: I could've sworn there was more...
Me: -checks above- YES! THERE WAS! PAUL, YOU FORGOT TO ANSWER!
Paul: I answered it!
Me: CHECK.
Paul: -checks- Hang on, doesn't Ash like this Misty girl or something?
Me: -gasp- YOU'RE A POKESHIPPER?!
Paul: ...what's that?
Me: O.O I LOVE YOU!
Paul: Don't. Come. Near. Me.
Me: -sad-
Dawn: Anything else?
Me: YEP!
Dawn give Paul chocolate and give him a speech on y u hate him then take chocolate back.
Dawn: EH?!
Paul: What?
Drew: ...
Me: Paul, you didn't see/hear it?
Paul: No... –getting scared-
Dawn: -whispers in my ear- But I don't hate him!
Me: Well, you need to make it seem like you do! –hands chocolate over- Here!
Dawn: -reluctantly takes chocolate- Paul...
Paul: Hm?
Dawn: Here. –shoves chocolate at Paul- Now... Do you want to know why I hate you?! It's because you're so heartless. And you're just so mean to your pokemon. And... um... I don't like your hair color! And... you always hate on my friends! And also I don't like how... how... how you... um... –gives up and just takes chocolate back-
Paul: ... What just happened?
Drew: ... You know, I'm not so sure either.
Me: DAWN! WHY?!
Dawn: I couldn't think of anything to say!
Me: GAH!
The guys: ...Huh?
Me: -brushes them off-
Dawn: -eating chocolate-
Me: OI! SHARING IS CARING! –takes chocolates from her and dumps them in my mouth-
Dawn: O.O
Paul: Oh, no...
Drew: Hide!
Me: -smile slowly begins to spread over my face- Ha... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHA! MAN, THAT'S SOME YUMMY SH-POOP. MMM! DEEEELICIOUS!
The sane ones: AH! –hide under well-placed couch-
Dawn and Paul: -sigh in relief at the warmth and huddle together-
Me: WHOO! THAT'S ALL FROM Sakura-Scizor! COME AGAIN! NEXT... NIGHTMARE'S BACK! WELCOME... Infusion Masters Nightmare! YEEHAW!
The sane ones: -cower-
YAAAAAAAAAAY! This is REALLY GOOD!
Me: WHY THANK YOU!
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO happy to find another Ikuto fan who loves ikarishipping! Before I say my order I want to know if you're an AmuXIkuto or an AmuXTadase person?
Me: WHOO! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW! Ok... AmuxIkuto... AmuxTadase... Hm. Well, personally, I'm leaning more toward AmuxIkuto, because HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR INTERACTIONS?! I SWEAR, THAT IS FLIRTING WHATEVER ANGLE YOU LOOK AT IT! AmuxTadase is pretty cute, but Tadase is too... not flirty enough. Or teasey.
The sane ones: What in the world is she talking about?
Anywhoobs back to my order!
Me: -giggles- Anywhoobs...
I had a super 'specially' evil just for Paul *Evil smirk and laugh*.
Paul: -whimpers and shrinks back-
Dawn: -puts protectively awesome arm around him-
Drew: -stares at them-
My order is for Paul to WEAR A CAN-CAN DANCER OUTFIT DURING THE WHOLE CHAPTER!
Me: WHOO!
Paul: -pretending to be a rock-
Me: Paul... Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Paul: Meep! –shrinks even further back-
Me: HA! FOUND YA! –types in command-
Paul: -suddenly dragged out from under couch-
Me: FOUND YA! HAHAHA! –shoves can-can dancer outfit in Paul's arms-
Paul: NOOO!
Me: Did I separate you and Dawn?
Dawn: I believe you did.
Me: Great. –shoves Paul into changing room- Now go change!
Paul: -changes-
Me: -wants more chocolate-
Paul: -comes out in totally frilly, hot pink can-can outfit-
Me, Dawn, and Drew: -bust out laughing-
Paul: -glares- It's not funny! –starts walking back toward us-
Skirt: -swish swoosh-
Me: AHAHAHA!
Dawn: HA!
Drew: HAHA!
Paul: Shut up.
Me: -wiping tears of mirth- K, we gotta move on.
Also he has to say 'Aye sir!' like Happy for everything!
Me: I LOVE HAPPY!
Paul: Who's Happy?
Me: -pops first and second episode of Fairy Tail in- Watch and learn.
Paul: -watches- Hang on... Happy's that weird blue cat thing?!
Me: -whacks him- Don't be so mean! Happy's awesome! Now you know how to say it, right?
Paul: And what if I don't say it?
If he doesn't say 'Aye sir!' he has to kiss Ash and to sing the most cheesiest and horrible songs he hates the MOST!
Paul: -pale- Kiss... That... Idiot!?
Me: Yep! See, Nightmare and I, we have everything under control. And don't forget Blazer the Blaziken!
Paul: -pales-
Me: CAPEESH?!
Paul: A-aye sir!
Me: Good.
I'm sorry if this is too much
Me: No, it's ok! I encourage you ALL to put in more! But please don't overflow me. HAHAHAHAHA, JUST KIDDIN! [actually no I'm not]
but I ate WAAAAY too much sweets today and I feeling evil today!
Dawn: Uh oh... Hey, is that rain?
Me: Huh? Yeah, it's raining. Again.
I can't wait for the next chapter and I hope you update as soon as you could! BYE!
Me: ALRIGHT! I WILL! GOODBYE! SEE YOU NEXT TIME! EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE FUN!
Dawn: Can you stop that?
Me: NOPE! Next! rainbowguardian! WELCOME!
HI! i love the fanfic it is so funny :D
Me: Aww, thank-
Paul: I hate it.
Me: HUSH. –duct tapes Paul's mouth shut-
could you please make Paul dress up as a playboy bunny and keep him like that till the end of the chappy?
Me: ... –smirks- I'll make it for the rest of the room... Paul...
Paul: MM! MPH MPH MMM!
Me: Paul... You've heard of a playboy bunny outfit, haven't you?
Paul: MMMMPH!
Me: -advancing slowly on him- You like the color pink... right?
Paul: -backing away slowly-
Me: HAAHA! –hands playboy bunny outfit to Paul- Wear this over your can-can dress.
Paul: MMPH?
Me: I don't know, figure it out! –shoves Paul in changing room-
Dawn: ...What's a playboy bunny outfit?
Drew: -smirks- If you'll wear it for me, I'll show you...
Me: Oooh...
Dawn: -looks up at him- I'd rather not... Sarah?
Me: Fine. –shows her pictures on Google-
Dawn: -blushing furiously while slapping Drew- Paul's gonna be dressed up in THAT?!
Me: Oh, don't worry, it'll be over his can-can dress. But while we wait for him to figure out how to do that, guardian has more!
plzzzzz i'll give you a cookie!
Me: Ahahaha... That won't be necessary... although a cookie would be nice!
Drew: No more sugar for you.
Me: Aw, man...
Paul: -muffled slightly- HOW IN FRESH H-
Flamer: TY!
Paul: -AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?!
Me: -calling in to him- Just hurry up and put it on!
Paul: -comes out in playboy bunny outfit over can-can dress-
Me, Dawn, and Drew: HAHAHA! It makes you look lumpy!
Paul: Oh, shut up.
Me: Sorry, but you really look lumpy. HAHA!
Drew: ...I no longer like playb-
Me: WAIT! Guardian has more!
thanx hoping to read soon. BYE BYE! XD
Me: BYE! COME BACK AGAIN WITH MORE AWESOME ORDERS! Paul, your ears.
Paul: -huffs and puts on bunny ears-
Me: And your tail...
Paul: -glares at me and sticks fluffy tail on-
Me: Do you have your heels on?
Paul: -sticks tongue out at me and slips high heels on-
Drew and Dawn: ...
Me: PERFECT!
Dawn: -blushing, shivering, and staring at Paul-
Me: -smirks-
Drew: -confused-
Me: This is boring. LET US MOVE ON! Next... Wait. First, I would like to give a big thank you to Alex View! Thank you, Alex, for that. Thank you so much for supporting me!
Drew: Huh?
Me: NEXT! Welcome, Skitty28! You're a guest, so... HI!
Meh-review didn't post sooooo let's try this again!
Me: Actually, it did post... Just takes a while.
Aloha Sarah! LOVE your story (makes me laugh).
Me: Aww, thanks! I love you too!
Paul: She/he didn't say that...
But enough fluff on to torturing Dawn and Paul! I know u must be so happy bout this Paul so...
Me: GOOD. I LIKE YOU.
Paul: WHY ME?!
I dare you to catch a skitty and be nice to it for the WHOLE Ch.
Me: I'm gonna change that... to... THE REST OF THIS ROOM! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Paul: When are we getting out of it, anyways?
Me: When you and Dawn can stay warm for at least an hour.
Paul: -groans-
Me: Hurry on up and catch it! It's gonna get away! –points toward randomly appearing Skitty-
Paul: ...Eh?
Me: GO!
Paul: Come on out! Ursaring!
Ursaring: URR!
Paul: Let's get that Skitty!
Ursaring: -stares at Paul- Saring?
Paul: Oh, shut up. It's not like I want to.
Paul and Ursaring: -catch Skitty-
Paul: Return, Ursaring.
Skitty: Skitty! –nuzzles against Paul-
Me: I think I need to translate that... –presses button on pokemon translator given to me by dragonninja73-
Paul: ...
Me: Oh, hang on Paul, there's something for you...
( give it to Dan as a present at the end-but without her knoing its part of the dare).
Paul: Dan?
Me: Wait.
Dawn: Huh?
Drew: Don't mind them.
Also give us all your opinion on Penguinshipping(Boo!).
Me: All of us?
Paul: No, only-
Me: Whatever. I HATE IT! GROSS! IT SUCKS SO MUCH!
Dawn: Isn't that me and Kenny? I only like him as a friend... So... No.
Drew: I can't stand Dawn being with anyone other than me!
Paul: -thinking- That was for me... –saying- Well... I don't really like it... But... If Dawn's happy...
Me: AWW! YOU CARE! Moving on.
Dawn I dare you to...
Dawn: -holding breath while shaking-
well I like u too much so I won't give you any dares:)...
Dawn: -lets out breath- Whew!
or now (smirks evily);)
Dawn: -pales-
Me: -smirks-
But you have to say what your fav dark type is and dress as it-coughhonchkrowcough-
Dawn: Do you need a cough drop?
Me: Dawn, answer the question and do the order.
Dawn: Well... I guess my favorite Dark type would be... Honchkrow... I guess...
Me: -smirks wider-
Drew: Don't you have to dress up as it?
Dawn: Oh, yeah...
Me: -shoves costume into Dawn's arms- GO!
Dawn: -changes-
Me: HURRY!
Dawn: -comes out- How long do I have to keep this on?
Me: Rest of room. I'M OVER TIME HERE, HURRY THIS UP!
Sowwy for the long review Sarah PLEASE CONTINUESkitty28
Me: She reviewed again...
Oops my "w" key is wierd I wrote Dan instead of Dawn, I feel silly ;P apoligies for any 28
Me: Haha, I knew what you were saying anyways :D. As I said before, this length is BEAUTIMOUS! Please give more orders! Bye, Skitty!
Paul: Wh-
Me: SHUT UP. I NEED TO PUBLISH THIS THING BECAUSE I NEED TO.
Dawn: Eh...?
Me: NEXT! LAST! GUEST! Ami Wong! NOOO! AMMMIIII! Why'd you have to do this?!
Drew: Huh?
Me: I know her personally. AMI: Special message. I will not be able to go on the computer for the rest of this week and next week, because I can't go on because of exams, and next week is our mission trip. PLEASE UNDERSTAND, LADY, PLEASE!
Dawn and Paul: ...
Hey, Sarah!
Me: Oh, don't sound so nice. –whispers to audience- She's a wolf in wolf's clothes.
Because I'm not too familiar with this subject, I will instead dare Paul and Dawn to sing and dance to Waka-Waka.
Me: EH?! AMI! I HATE YOU!
Yes, your chorus song. And they have to do it while wearing pink sparkly clothing.
Me: Never mind, I LOVE YOU! Paul! Here, just wear this pink sparkly jacket over your can-can dress and your playboy bunny thing.
Paul: WHY ME?!
Dawn: What's Waka-Waka anyways?
Me: -finds video of it on YouTube- Here. And here... –finds nonexistent video of my chorus singing and dancing to it- Here's the dance you must do. Oh, yeah, and change into this. –hands Dawn a pink sparkly dress-
Paul and Dawn: WE HAVE TO DANCE THAT?!
Me: Sadly, yes.
Drew: -watching over their shoulders- Yes... I got out of it...
Paul and Dawn: -sadly walk to changing rooms-
Me: Have fun!
Drew: Who's this Ami person?
Me: My "friend".
Drew: -decides not to ask anymore-
Paul and Dawn: -walk out of changing rooms, freshly dressed-
Dawn: This dress is so CUTE!
Paul: -trying not to stare at Dawn-
Drew: -staring at Dawn-
Dawn: -oblivious to stares- Alright! Let's just get this over with, Paul.
Paul: -nods-
The sparkle couple: -dance and sing-
Drew: -singing along softly- Waka waka eh eh...
Me: -staring at Drew weirdly-
The sparkle couple: DONE! THAT WAS SO EMBARASSING! WE HATE YOU AMI!
Drew: -finally notices- 'The sparkle couple'? Seriously?
Me: Why not?
I await the bricks to come flying through my window.
Me: You'd better be ready. NOW I'M DONE! I GOTTA PUBLISH THIS QUICK!
Paul: Get me out of this can-can dress! It's itchy!
Me: Oops! –keyboards dress off him, leaving Paul in only a playboy bunny outfit-
Dawn: -blushing and looking anywhere but Paul-
Paul: EH?! I STILL HAVE TO WEAR THIS?!
Me: Paul... –fingers hover over keyboard-
Paul: AYE SIR!
Me: GOOD.
Drew: Um...
Dawn: BYE!