Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

4. Noah's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

So you've got an account and enjoy parading around the internet masquerading as a writer, is that it? Well, congratulations. I actually decided to take a look at this site.

First of all, how many of you use spellcheck? I tried to read a few of the marginally more interesting ones, but I had to stop because of all the grammar and spelling mistakes. And seriously, if you can't fix them yourself, get a beta reader! There's even a section on the site where you can find them.

And this doesn't apply to everyone, but it does apply to a lot of people. Where did you get the idea that there was anything between Cody and I? I was asleep during the kiss scene, all right? I don't dislike Cody – he's easy enough to get along with – but I am NOT gay. And on that note, if you're so obsessed with pairings involving me with so many people, why are so few of you writing about me with Emma, my actual girlfriend? I would actually be able to tolerate those stories. And if anyone writes another Alenoah story...I will find you.

Not finding any humour in this,

Noah